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WHO IS STRAYDOG?

 

Interlude by StrayDog

L O V E

TO celebrate International pirate day, WHICH IM OBVVIOUSLYY CELEBRATING 'ME HEARTIES' but illlammman was actually a meech in the above video.
THANKS.

RANYA is a total babe

J I Z Z

If you wanna see my nipples tonight

unlike many musicians of today, nobody can hit the niche of hilarious like my aunty majela. i love her and next year we are going to Nigeria for a penis hunt.

this woman is gold, and don't start with the whole "you disgrace my race thing" because you are not worried about other black people starving in other countries so just shut up

 

XX BYRON

5 reasons why: i like Rick Ross aka Big Meech

1. he's a big meech and does't like 50 cent ...apparently

2. his real name is "William Leonard Roberts II" how gangster is his name? AMAZING i would give him a proper title and call him Lord willy :) oh the puns will be endless ....

3. he REALLY has a niche for white chicks, as long as he isn't call me a bitch and a hoe i don't care. good for him

4. he looks like a big baby when he smiles or attempts to raise his arms ,due to him being *coughs* slightly overweight and all, i just want to sink into him like a pillow he looks like my leather sofa.

5. he makes some pretty decent tunes like this,the way i skank to this is unbelievable, i move like an epileptic and my friend plays this song when he has to take a big shit.

i will definately be doing more posts on this guy because right now, im telling you , i LOVE HIM SOOO MUCH,

dear, BIG ROZAY

please adopt me

and on occasion we can smoosh

but i wanna be on top

just sayin...

XX BYRON

M A I L TIME

Hey jolie,

remember when you were reallly cool and you did awesome random movies. Ahem. but BAM you married my husband then WHATCHA KNOW? you start adopting babies from around the globe and became a totally charity biatch. like, serioussssly. WHY ARE YOU THE UN AMBASSADOR?? ohh i know why because your kinda amazzzing. ok, im slightly jealous of charity giving ways.

SNAPS!

your sincerely,
the association of meeches.

M A I L time.

Dear Chris Brown,
even though you punched the life out of rhianna's face. i will still love you.
and NO. im not saying what you did was right but yeh. call me.


Yours sincerely,


the association of the love strucked teenagers

Dear ed sheeran, marry me? Safe safe x

Animals on a Mission

spread around you guys, its for a really good cause

p.s check the >>>> battlefront site <<<<<<< doooo itttt
or i will throw kittens in your eyes and tickle you until you scream blue murder safeinitdoeblud!

on second thoughts no coloqiauls
goodbye

XX BYRON

One year of wang? reallly? skeeen!

WANG'S ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARYYYYY??? lend me 20p plz




i cannot believe this menial blog of ours has been up[ and running for one year! YES! today is our anniversaaaaaaryyyyyy! im not going go all jools holland on you and do a speech. but BLEH! im sure you sure have learnt about loads of insighful things from this blog like deaf porn, why david cameron is a twurp and tons and tons ...of things [awakward silence] well o. you havent learnt anything. but safe for reading our blog. i do this for me nan *in her liverdddiaaaan accent*

lulz!

Lola,
Do you want to hear it? yes
'I like you, seriously. yer. YOU'

SHFJHKSDJFLFLSJDLFJLDJFLDJKLJGL,VCMVNCMGBDHFLKLKRELKLRKTLRK

with (other) compliments,etc
The Instant Replay Society

marry me plz!

this is why they are one of my favourite bands of the past year. this performance was just..beautiful. *tries to hold back the tears* i joke i joke. i wont cry. aint i baby yah?

I LOVE THIS GIRL, SHA!

I mean seriousllly alice dellal is peng #nohomo and i think i ...well i do love her...finito!

Palladium Authenticity - Alice Dellal from Palladium on Vimeo.

Mommy,I WANT A SLAP CHOP!!

Men are stupid!

this woman reminds me of my aunty Hawa (she thinks sh'es a party girl, when she has a husband and two kids)

FOR SHAME!

OMG, her lyrics are on point. She is AMAZING, please adopt me and wear that blonde wig to parent-teacher meetings.

sing a long everyone.....

Shaky, shaky ,shaky,

Bum ,BUM

im gonna show you my genitalia

ohhhh.....

#lies, only Johnny Depp can see my special fried rice

*sighs*, ohhh Johnny!!

i promise you, she will be the African Susan Boyle (obviously with less hair and not a virgin)

XX BYRON

p.s shout outs to Daniel Aurthur for alerting me to this

Savage like a Garden

XX BYRON

things we lost

' we killed the freckles. we left our summer skin. we ran away.now,im back together. between these thoughts and expressions i started to find something. else. something different. purple skies. the wee hours disappeared. please, leave this film. today. brisky! im a caterpillar. i never became that butterfly. la la la la la la. i dreamt a thousands times. the stars flicker in glitter. i close my eyes for a second. we lost. hello. tah dah! the words we lost. the things we broke. im on the mellow. im lost in the fielder. wee hee! tah dah! goodbye mr. my friend. the truth still lies in this place. lets dance tonight. today. la la. just sing. my love. '

Angel of Death

you may not know this,

but....

I FUCKING LOVE SLAYER!

XX BYRON