LOVE SPAM

OH hai
WAGWARRRRRRRRRRRRN.

HOWS THE RIOTING GOING 4 U?
I BEG, SOMEONE COP ME SOME JORDANS ,STILLLL

a n y h o o

MY MATES STARTED THIS TOTALLY AWESOME SITE
www.doyouseesound.com

• ITS AWESOME BECAUSE IT HAS LATEZT TOTEZ COOL MUSIC NEWS
• YOU CAN GET FREE MUSIC................ILLEGALLY LEGALLY!
• ITS VERY MEECHY, LIKE GOOD MEECHY AND SLIGHTLY REFRESHING from the other g a y ass music blogs. #nobeefting

ENOUGH OF ME SHAMELESSLY PROMOTINGS MY HOMEDAWGS SITE AT  
http://www.doyouseesound.com/
BUT DO CHECK IT OUT(or else)
......OR ATEAST BOOKMARK IT FOR THE LOVE OF
J E S U S .

T H A N K S

BABYSLAG.

This photo was inspired by the many insightful faces pulled by the wonderful jesssssie j.
...also look at my hat closely?? it says ..'MISS SELFRIDGES'... and im sorry its not penfield or stusssy. i guess, im not cool right?? FUCK!
and i know  your wondering 'why THE FUCKERY IS YOUR HAT GLLITERRRY???' the reason is thusly(?) ...urmmm..because ...i like glitter...like that of my hero ke$ha who once said glitter was the theme of her first album NOT waking-up-and-feeling-like-pdiddy...but GLITTER!!!!!!
AWESOOOOMMMEEEZZZZ.
OH SHIT.
i have a sorethroat btw.
CAN YOU MAKE ME TEA OR SOMETHING? or rub my back?
its sooo sad. everytime i speak i choke. everytime i laugh, i cry. does that make sense?? non? frick!!
basically...IM ILL.
sidenote: i just saw the video below on laura's facebook page and i didnt know what to say.

.....the point is... I WANT THEM TO PERFORM AT MY WEDDING. *aff accent* CAN YOU DISIMAGINATION IT??

urmm soo yeah.....but back to me being ill, ive drank tea like 3 TIMES and i still sound like have been deepthroating bare mans and ting.

*cries*