WHY?

NEVER EVER GETTING WEAVE IN MY LIFE

HIYAAA AMIGASZZZ!!!!!

Basicallly for ages now, i havent an inch of weave in my hair as ive been going for the 'oh, lets be all 90s and poetic justice inspired' and shit.
...and then I REALISED all the black chicks in my college have weave and they look like a amazeballs like a sllllying cheaper looking versions of beyonce and I WANTED THAT TO BE ...urmmm me.
soo yesterday my classmate said she'll do my hair for me.
as she was weaving the huuuuurrrrr and prtty much ALMOST done she realised it wasnt 'human hair' but 'synthetic'. CAN YOU IMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGINE?
and apparently, if i straightened it, it will fizzzle to dust or something.
NOT to make matters worse, the hair currently on my head is soooo curly like im fucking latina or something.
and IT ACTUALLY LOOOOKS LIKE HAVE A LACE WIG ON MY HEAD.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
I WANT TO CRY.
WHY DIDNT I LISTEN TO EVERYONE WHEN THEY SAID I SHOULD GET WEAVE??
I DON'T LIKE IT. at alll .. at all.
soooo im currently wearing my beret hat to cover the embarrasssment.

smh.
i NEEEED to sort myself.
soooooo emosh right now.

Hi...?

I would love to look like this....

Not because they're white and I confidently no longer wanna be a 'blackie'...

Nope..well just a little bit...

OK...ALOT!!!

*runs to the kitchen to get the EXTRA thick bleach*

...

Sorry bout that...

But, its more because of those beards and that red bandanna on the uncle on the left.

And the double denim..

I love double denim

Thats all.

Keep It Chemical Free!

• Afros are beautiful
• be proud of your napppy pepper grain hair(if you have one)
• you actually dont need to use weave
• at all to "enhance"your hair
• Weave is really and truly just a safety net.
• sort of?!
• im gonna grow my hair now(properly)
• and stop relying on weave to "enhance it"
• cuz my pepper grain nappy hurr is how i was made
• yup i am beautiful
• you are too.
• Keep it chemical free
• and love ure hair.

In the Woods!

The thing is with guys you actually dont have to treat them like some next species even though they act like one.But i just find it jokes when some girls cant even communicate on just talk to a boy on a level without fancying them(sometimes going to a all girls school plays a part).I actually rather peng male friends and i dont fancy em..or wanna shag em.Hmmm but also certain girls are like "i get along better with guys,I mainly have guy friends" well thats ok.well kudos for you as long you dont fall for the trap for being they're fuck buddy or lets just say "friends with benefits" *cringe* but from experience guys would prefer you(girls) to just be yourself...in the words of alexis "Be the person you wnat to attract".ahh * turns to tv & watches t4* ohh snaps..now ive forgotton were i was....*thinks* but yehh mmm be opened to people to guys/girls/ure friends.Also when i say opened..i mean dont judge,not being antisocial. i dont mean-the-slutty-type-im-soo-cool.It might be RAD being know as the slutty friend for now but u can blatently tell everyone will PARR you off(secretly)..even the person you might off liked aswell.

Ps: Forgive me for using the word RAD..but watching wayy too much hanna montana shows lately.

The Homeless Emcee

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