Damn i LOVE those BLACK JEWS

all i ant you to concentrate on is birdmans head

#facePALM

XXBYRON

Tulisa Talks

First of all

YES I KNOW I HAVE BEEN D.O.A

but as it happens im better now

so you are stuck with me. :P

since Monday a sex tape (well not really a sex tape its , just mobile footage of #howtonotgiveablowjob) of Tulisa from n -dubz (sorry i dont know how to spell her last name) and DJ Ultra (don't really know who he is apart from something on channel a.k.a yonks ago)

i wont put the link the the 'sex tape' u because i am going to try and not post gross things for this month #itsLent

that and the fact is i don't agree with guys doing that-

to me it is definitely a bitch move

i will tell you why

1. whilst you were dating her before or after she was famous you didn't post shit like this about her

2. even though i am most definitely NOT a fan of n-dubz, clearly this girl tried to help your career in a way that most people wouldn't , she had enough respect for you as her 'man' to get her cousin to help you get more exposure

3. if you had a video like that why not just keep it to yourself? or delete it, you and your wonky willy are in it too, Tulisa is getting all this shade thrown at her only because she is on a different level of fame to you

XXBYRON

A$$ -Big sean and Niki lewinski

XXBYRON

5 reasons why i love : Waka Flocka Flame

1

he has alliteration in his name and Mrs. flocka flame (new life ambition) rolls of the tongue very well

2

he created new hope in me for my very own rap career, you no longer have to speak in coherent sentences to be a rapper

3

he has a giant green diamonte teddy bear for an alarm clock

4

his music makes me very angry and makes me dance aggressively like a tall black man with dreadlocks, which is as it happens it a FUCKING awesome workout (lost 6 pounds, just dancing to grove st party)

5

He is part of brick squad ( which as a londoner i can only assume is a very good building society...so good they called themesleves squad)

SWISHHHHHHHHHHH!

p.s i love hoodrich guys with tattoos and dreadlocks....its a good fetish to have at least i don't get of on amputee porn.*coughs* Mason Erlington

tints

:)

XXBYRON

The Thrill can Kill

XXBYRON

If she can speak in complete sentences you ain't eating it right

Grab her.....

Lay her ass back down and do it again...

RESTART...

If her legs aint trembling like bambi,

YOU AINT EAT IT RIGHT!

XXBYRON

Till drunk do us part

XXBYRON

*::*Anti crust

From Chelsea to Cholo

a close friend of funmi's *coughs*....... ELENA

who is the most sweet...mostkinda... russian mayfair doll

but just 1hr of hair and make up and she is CHOLO queen of brooklyn/dalston

......

and most beloved leader of our mini girl gang

Saw wayyy too many of these this summer

LOVE

LIFE

LOVE

YOUR

>>>>CERVIX<<<<

CLICK ABOVE FOR INFORMATION ON CERVICAL CANCER

ITS IMPORTANT FOR YOUR LIFE

AND

VAGINA

From your friendly local aristocrat

XX BYRON

MEAAAAOOOOOOOW

LITERALLY

OH

MY

GOD

........

BASED

GOD

XXBYRON

I DONT WANT A BIG ASS BOOTY

Tripoli, Libya: Rebels Seize Control Of Gaddafi Compound

Ya new girlfriend is old news
Yeen got enough green and she so blue yeah
Arab Money Records where dreams come true
Everything is easy baby leave it up to Godaffi Baby
Put it in the pot let it steam let it brew
Now watch it melt don't burn ya self

I see she wearing them jeans that show her butt crack
My girls can't wear that why, that's where my stash at
I put my mack down that's where you lack at
She need her candlelit and I'ma wax that

I rekindle the flame
She remember the name
It's Gadaffi Baby January December the same
Mama gimme that brain
Mama gimme that good
Cause I'm the fireman
You hear the firetruck

basically leave my dad alone!!
his face is melting for gods sake
XX BYRON

This seasons HURRY UP and BUY!

please baby... lets play monopoly with these dice and i'll let you do that thing to me that you like soo much ;P

BBC all i can say is WOW and 'does this come in wine?' the cut of this jacket is of the same quality you would find at a saville row tailor, FLAWLESS FINISH as well as being incredibly versatile, i <3 this soo much , i will the small was small enough to fit my little elf frame :( , the moment my nephew is 15 i am getting him this, btw...


HAPPY BIRTHDAY in advance Christian :)
aunt Byron loves yous, ok ok... i get it this is embarrassing now, well at least i didn't post that pic of you as a baby floating in your mini tub butt naked... on second thoughts maybe talking about it is just as bad. oooppps...

supremes new bags >> oooh lalalala im literally jizzing for the red snake print , but the other two are all just as amazing



the one thing i love about timberland as well as there amazing laid back yet sophisticated style is that, the soles of these shoes will last you until Jesus comes back, honestly i have had a pair of 'Tims' since i was about 14 and the sole is still in good condition , which is more than i have to say for other brands *coughs* topshop brand shoes...




XX BYRON

Its a Party..Its a Party..It's a Partaaaayyy

get crunk... get high...get in there for free @ the Macbeth tomorrow night

*Bank Holiday Special*

its going to be sooo much fun darling!! :P

see you there


XX BYRON