THOUGHTS VOL #14

• naomi's hairline. r.i.p
•  i have to perform at a folk festival, next year. i'll make it happen.
• a female friend of mine said last week 'what's a stiletto'?..............i have lost hope in humanity 
• no one truely understands how sick bombay bicycle are.
• pale seas are my new favourite band.
• joey essex is cute, ya know.
• ladies ALWAYS make the guy go down on you.
• if  he doesn't , then he ain't a keeper.
• Watching porn is gross, wah, bleh but essential.
• nick grimshaw is a G
• The Uk Urban music scene is really funny.

THOUGHTS VOL 13#

• Im eating nuts and garri again, if you don't know what it is. google it. U FEEL ME?
• White guys with that nice ass lips just get me immediately wet
• How i met your mother is basically a dead version of friends but i still watch it everyday to find out who he fucking marries in the end.
• i wanna go beach soon
• channel 4 needs a youth commissoner, preferably me
• do people still do coke? lol, soo mainstream
• we need hot chicks for our new 'spice of the week' segment, send us your picture and contact details to wearenotgully@gmail.com
• black porn is beautiful
• black soft porn, i mean.
• i want a guy who'd tighten my lace front 4 me, that's real love
• next week, i'll buy a thong for the first time #swag
• TEAM GB ARE KILLLIN THE OLYMPICS #thanksbasedgod

Stussy Canada x Eager Beaver Lager

XX BYRON

This seasons HURRY UP and BUY!

please baby... lets play monopoly with these dice and i'll let you do that thing to me that you like soo much ;P

BBC all i can say is WOW and 'does this come in wine?' the cut of this jacket is of the same quality you would find at a saville row tailor, FLAWLESS FINISH as well as being incredibly versatile, i <3 this soo much , i will the small was small enough to fit my little elf frame :( , the moment my nephew is 15 i am getting him this, btw...


HAPPY BIRTHDAY in advance Christian :)
aunt Byron loves yous, ok ok... i get it this is embarrassing now, well at least i didn't post that pic of you as a baby floating in your mini tub butt naked... on second thoughts maybe talking about it is just as bad. oooppps...

supremes new bags >> oooh lalalala im literally jizzing for the red snake print , but the other two are all just as amazing



the one thing i love about timberland as well as there amazing laid back yet sophisticated style is that, the soles of these shoes will last you until Jesus comes back, honestly i have had a pair of 'Tims' since i was about 14 and the sole is still in good condition , which is more than i have to say for other brands *coughs* topshop brand shoes...




XX BYRON

LIL WAYNE NEEEDS TO CALM DOWN.

Equality in Porn: Bridgette the midget

looking back on the last porn post done, it has come to my attention that little people are not well represented in the media, let alone the wonderful world of titty wanking and nob slobbing. 'Bridgette the midget' real name Bridgette Powers,is one the the porn worlds hardest working actress, she does DP,girl on girl and i heard that she is in a bukake scene (mind you i said 'heard' i don't know for certain, my life is not spent on researching porn)

personally the idea of midget porn freaks me out a little, i would imagine have all the sexual gratification that pedophile do, but i think that porn should be as socially inclusive as anything, after all people have there tastes, and who's to say midgets don't watch porn? Furthermore there are a lot of people that are tall that watch midget porn and who am i to judge them for there love of pint size puss puss?

Also Bridgette is perhaps one of the most attractive porn stars i've seen in a long while, she doesn't stick to that blondie with boos profile, that the majority of naked hollywoood does.

she gave Rihannah a lap dance on her 21st birthday

i think she's really pretty and has a good arse to boob ratio going on, more recently she got a boob job and a lot of tattoos, and fits in the 'front girl' file

HOT

oh and she's also had a baby, so congrats to her...

next time i will go hard on Brian pumper and male porn stars

XX BYRON

"you dont know how to give head?? pretend it's a banana"- theladybyron

Thanks, nice animal monkey person. now i know how to give head. im still sceptical about the germs and the fact the male genital is that..ermm attractive... but thanks anyway.


Much love,
the society of teenage girls who would probably cry if they give head.

Oh Honey Bee...Never leave me *catches Beyonce and keeps her in a Serbian Fortress

OMG , She is Actually Amazing, Gaga can't even make her Blush.

i'm openly admitting to my secret shame (for the past seven years i have had an obsession with Beyonce, yes i am a chav and Wot!)

Also im loving the fact that her look is soo betty Page : my all time favourite pin up, (she was the first to ever do a live nude show, when social etiquette for women was to be dressed like a nun) i've been wanting to do this Pin -Up look for a while now *two years* and this has given me that extra push sooooo....... i think i will just do it,

XX BYRON

p.s the song is so relevant to everything in life right now :(

Anal Anyone?

My friend wrote this on her flatmates Door, cos she's such a Kneeler

That Said

I can show you a good time

But i gotta finish my marketing degree first so Hold the cheese.

XX BYRON

I just wanna have a Spliff Daddy!

NOTE: please pronounce the following in a toddler voice

"i can make a bong from my milk bottle"

"I only smoke Blue Berry yum yums,and when I inhale i spins around like this"

"OI Longstocking, PUFF.PUFF.PASS. BITCH"

Only Joking I'm just a baby, i get high from breast milk

:)

XX BYRON

Sheath Thy dagger

Dear Beautiful Man,

see baby all those flute lessons taught me how to blow, betchya i can play 'Fur elise' on your twizzle ? Bible camp taught me soo much, especially father Ronson. He said "now ,now byron, god doesn't like things sloppy so blow constructively and swallow"

So we can do it at my house butt naked,you can mount me whilst we watch 'Maury' on living plus. Be sure to last the hour otherwise it will be embarrassing for both of us and i wont fake a sex face just to massage your Ego .

So 10 am right ? in Peckham and remember butt naked, shoes no socks. OK? Now that your'e done molesting me. Is that a snake in your pants or are you just happy to see me? I am sure we can cum to some agreement?

xx Byron

I DEMAND TO HAVE SOMEEE BOOZE!

SKINS is BACKKKK

Yes i know its a bit BAIT doing this post but last week its started and the new series of skins started(series 4 to be precise) was actually good. soo all y'all haters, give the show a chance(in my fake big black woman american accent)
thas wassup! ohh i need to have a drink now but yes! EVERY THURSDAY. E4! watch it or just use the magically form of youtube.okies?? cool.

It's the Taste

TEA

Whats after Tea in an alphabet?

A long pause

Then a think

Then a

hmmmm........

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t....

Then....

Finally it came to me!

U

I hate Tea

BUT

I like YOU

PEACE COS I IS A!