THOUGHTS VOL #14

• naomi's hairline. r.i.p
•  i have to perform at a folk festival, next year. i'll make it happen.
• a female friend of mine said last week 'what's a stiletto'?..............i have lost hope in humanity 
• no one truely understands how sick bombay bicycle are.
• pale seas are my new favourite band.
• joey essex is cute, ya know.
• ladies ALWAYS make the guy go down on you.
• if  he doesn't , then he ain't a keeper.
• Watching porn is gross, wah, bleh but essential.
• nick grimshaw is a G
• The Uk Urban music scene is really funny.

She Thinks I watch Porn

My mum called me into the living room and i was like "im in trouble right"
she had the face of someone that was gonna send me to nigeria and then make me sell slippers
soo My mum was like
" FUNMILOLA....This Rocky Horrow Picture Show!!!! This is a blue movie." - in a Bait nigerian accent
and i was like noo its just a Spoof comic show
soooo she made me watch it with her...while side eyeing me and here's what she saw





I know for all of us that was just nothing but for a nigerian mum...thats as much as them watching -a- video-of-a child- get- spunk- on -by- some -old- man -who- just -turned- out -to -be-some-next- gay -fashion -stylist.


Basically my mum now thinks i enjoy watching transversite based porn.