THOUGHTS VOL #14

• naomi's hairline. r.i.p
•  i have to perform at a folk festival, next year. i'll make it happen.
• a female friend of mine said last week 'what's a stiletto'?..............i have lost hope in humanity 
• no one truely understands how sick bombay bicycle are.
• pale seas are my new favourite band.
• joey essex is cute, ya know.
• ladies ALWAYS make the guy go down on you.
• if  he doesn't , then he ain't a keeper.
• Watching porn is gross, wah, bleh but essential.
• nick grimshaw is a G
• The Uk Urban music scene is really funny.

THIS DEFINES BABY SLAG.

Hey guys, howdy do?

whats crackaling??

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO  yes.

I have a few days left till im free from college, like ive been seriously .....urmm meechy, you know as all ive been doing is waking up-eat-study-eat-sleep(REPEAT) URGHH but im happy cuz it's ALMOST OVER and then i can be all happy and shizzz.

WHO WON BRITAINS GOT TALENT btw?

i was genuinely watching the final for a bit but it was sooo crap i had change the channel before i start to self harm. meh.

OH OH OH i forgot to tell you guys, IM GETTING A SCOOTER ...LIKE A PROPER AMAZING ONE...from argos.

well, incase you didnt know, duke give me his scooter but i kinda broke it after a ..day. i know. im terrible.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek

ATTENTION!!!!

RYAN GIGGS IS A MESS

JASHDSHahajhjhjhjSJHAJASDHJHDAJSDSAJ icant..even begin to comment.

L O L

oh oh did i tell you guys i love anthony hamilton? no? well, i do.

i want him to sing the below song to me...even though im not a 'big' sista.

Hoes on my dick ,yh i make 'em real sleepy

the fat kid in the video is actually 35

his body is incapable of producing hormones

don't laugh its serious

XX BYRON

Jump For Joy

i was slightly depressed, i got sent this and it cheered me up, i like running and i like the way boobs look, so really this video is perfect, not pornographic , merely for the love of boob,running boob and juggling boob......

GRRRRRRRRREAT!

also ,they are real boobs not fake boobs, look at the rotation....

i think i love this smiley girl,she's sooo happy doing what mildly painful for most women running bra-less

seriously,

if i met her i would chest bump-her

so that she knew how cool i thought she was

I one day hope to be as happy as this naked lady

shalom

XXBYRON

Shay “The UK Bombshell”

shay shay shay shay ! WAGWARN to that! #nohomo

www.twitter.com/ShayUKBombshell

JORDAN?JODIE MARSH? FAHKK OFF! MEET SARA WILLIS!

RAAAAAAAAAA RATTTAAA! ello gello meeello. i want introduce you lot Sara willis , deemed as the new glamour model on the scene,well hopefully. Can i just say SHE HAS AMAZING BOOOBS. 32 GG!! FAHK! yes! no no surgeryy people..ALL NATURALE.THANK FUCK FOR THAT. *gasps*
I know how you lot are just pervs soo feel free to waaaaaaankk over the pics and bare in mind YOU WILL be hearing her name EVERYWHERE!(dont say i didnt tell ya)but just soo you know that sara is MINEE(soo dont try to chirpse her innit),she's my older POIVERTED sister from another orientated mother.

she joked "I love getting my wangers out and getting paid for it. Simple as that really! Haha if Chris Brown reads it I will actually let him beat me." ahhhhhh ok she said i shouldnt put that bit in..but if chris brown you are READING THIS . Sara will infact sex you.!Perv on her photos and drink some coffee innit or just do some stalking on
her twitter

THE FEMININE WILDE!