W.A.N.G

My mum called me into the living room and i was like "im in trouble right"
she had the face of someone that was gonna send me to nigeria and then make me sell slippers
soo My mum was like
" FUNMILOLA....This Rocky Horrow Picture Show!!!! This is a blue movie." - in a Bait nigerian accent
and i was like noo its just a Spoof comic show
soooo she made me watch it with her...while side eyeing me and here's what she saw

I know for all of us that was just nothing but for a nigerian mum...thats as much as them watching -a- video-of-a child- get- spunk- on -by- some -old- man -who- just -turned- out -to -be-some-next- gay -fashion -stylist.

Basically my mum now thinks i enjoy watching transversite based porn.

Soul Train x That Underrrated Guy

Isley Brothers - Live It Up
Soul Train-1974
woop matthew i stole this video from you but wow happy does this make me..
this was arounnd the african americans were goin through oprression and watsnots
hahah how informal is that???
but they remained positive and full of joy...

Well my advise to you is that whatever youre going through remain optismistic even if you get glassed in the face...just wear flowery patterns clothes and grow an Afro and all ure worries will be wipe away.

..........Attention all you acoustic loving readers??? come on at least one..........

I dont care what anyone says this guy willy mason is pretty amazing
its a shame how underrated he is.
ive actuallly loved his music for over a year and his voice is just.....
you decide
he makes me happy
he makes me wanna hope for more..
jheezzzzz i know im taking his lyrics seriously
but remember the name "willy mason"
hahah willy thats funny name.(obviously his parents meant william)

we are not gully but this guy is

More Ski >>

Call Me; Eat me breakfast

Fredrick Hayman

All for the sake of answering questions

(photo courtesy of cheap&juicy)(i was questioned by holiie from papertissue)

FIVE things you wish you could say to FIVE different people right now:
1. Ive loved you for 2 years
2. You really need to stop being a slut ..its not attractive

3. Im proud of you meyhnn

4: Can we go starbucks today??

5: Youre such a BEG.

TEN things about yourself:
1. The chances of you getting me angry is slim
2. I love plantain
3. I have the fear of getting spunk on .
4. I have a thing for indie guys
5. Im scared of midgets
6. I rarely wear make up
7. I got into royal ballet school when I was 14(but I chickened out)
8. I need to stop linking indie guys
9. Im pretty good at typography :D
10. I want to be a criminal lawyer,tap dancer/DJ or just a plantain maker

SEVEN ways to win your heart:
1. Singing to me
2. Making me plantain
3. Smiling
4. Being ambitious
5. Getting the jokes from scrubs
6. Hugs
7. Just being nice really
SEVEN things that cross your mind a lot:
1. “If its possible to tickle myself”
2. Plantain
3. Russell Brand
4. Cat galaxy radio
5. “If its possible to tickle myself”.. if I tried harder
6. Animal sex…I just sometimes ponder this
7. Brick laneeeeeeee

THREE songs that you listen to often:
1. A tribe called quest : Electric Relaxation
2. Willy mason: Save Myself
3. Movado: Im so special

ONE confession:
I THINK ILL PASS ON THAT

looking at me like he's needing a smacked bum

too gully

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Ehhhhh my life thats like two weeks of me hustling my ema and asking my neighbour £4.95 ..
emmm i think ill pass

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MEOW

That is all i have to say about this evening.
A night of uppers with a group of truly amazing people.
Theyre are all my loves.
Everyone needs the meow in their life.
Astro gazing and space walking like buzz lightyear.

swafe

LARRY...?

Alright so...I'm the latest and final addition to the W.A.N.G crew (I think).

And I'm here because I'm weird and "fashion'y"...Yea, NO..my picture is not on the side there....*cough cough* I didnt really wanna say anything cos im the new guy in the office you see...yh!

So Yea...Anyways, for my first post Im just gonna tell you readers as much about myself as possible before I get bored, because then I'll just abrubtly end and leave you hanging in dispair and confusion!

So my name is Larry...?

...Thats "Larry DOT DOT DOT QUESTION MARK"! Yeah! When you see me your actually supposed to say 'Hey, Larry dot dot dot question-mark' (your just supposed to say it really fast as though its just a regular name!!

So, I'm gonna give you a few minutes to practice while I find a picture to show you...

*opens a new tab, checks a few blogs.....*

*realises you've finished practicing and have become a pro*

That wasnt enough time!...so no picture yet!...But you've got the name down so lets move on.

Im 18, in college, studying fashion and planning to become a Stylist/Photographer...Im bored now, so we're fast aporching the abrupt finish!

Im tall skinny and black I live in south london where everyone loks at me like im a total nutter! Basically Im crazy about shoes...mens & womens (im not a wearer of them though! NO heals for me...) So most of my post will have alot to do with footwear and I have a tendancy to disrespectfully tell people about how they should and shouldn't dresss. So when Im 'informin' you...please dont get offended. Its all for the greater cause!

So with all the fashion weeks just pasted, Ive got alot of ground to cover so lets get this show on the road...

Alexander Mqueeen's SS2010 show, Im not gonna lie and say hes one of my favourite designers because he's not, its just I saw these....

Exactly, There out of this world...

I'm not so sure abou the prints on these garments, to be honest Im not really a big fan of these types of random prints and textiles....nah!

Im in love with these last two...

So yea, in conclusion....Hmmm ok!! So no conclusion....

Alright then...Goodnight!!

Larry..?

[All pictures from STYLE.COM]

I gotta 99 problems but the bitch's got one.

This is Hilarious

Arigato,Fizzy water and WORD!

(Photos courstesy of the lovely Khadija Saye)
Probably the cutest guy ever.i do think the rest of the girls just treated him like he was his their little gay barbie..BARE in MIND..he had a girlfriend who he'd been a steady relationship for a LOOOOOOOOngg time..(well thats what he told us)

Laura butterfield..she's one of the those rare americans that u actually like or doesnt remind you of that twat ...BUSH.She has a thing for gravys.Ohhh yehh she modelled for Chanel.

This guy was soo fucked up it was actaully soo jokes..i swear he'd taken for 10 mdma pills before speaking to me...i was like "can i take a photo of you" and he was "im sorry me noo speak enggl....NO" he was proppa tweekering n stuff (silents bars)

I wont lie his swagger was on point..he was rocking that recycled jeans jacket..its well retro *coughs*
and that mohician.WOW...kinda reminds me of the film..pocahontas for some reason...

I would but i wouldnt...

partially because

her vocabulary is rather shit..other than that.adriana lima is PENGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!

Father's fury over children's 'pornographic' sweet wrappers

A father-of-two has spoken of his disgust after spotting fruity cartoon characters appearing to have sex on SWEET wrappers.

Simon Simpkins was buying Haribo MAOAM sour candies for his children when he noticed the 'pornographic' illustrations of limes, lemons and cherries romping with each other.

Mr Simpkins, of Pontefract, West Yorkshire, said: 'The lemon and lime are locked in what appears to be a carnal encounter.
Fruity: According to Mr Simpkins, the lime has a 'particularly lurid' expression on its face during its encounter with a lemon

Fruity: According to Mr Simpkins, the lime has a 'particularly lurid' expression on its face during its encounter with a lemon

Debauched: The lime enjoys a similarly smutty experience with a willing pair of cherries

'The lime, whom I assume to be the gentleman in this coupling, has a particularly lurid expression on his face.'

He said: 'I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park.'

A spokesman for Haribo said the 'fun' packaging of the sweets was introduced in Germany 2002 and added: 'This jovial MAOAM man is very popular with fans, both young and old.'

filth-step

FUZZY is my new thing among other stuff.

(photos courstesy of rachel crowther)

Here at w.a.n.g
We love all things weird and wonderful
But stuff that are rather cool and rather shit.

Im known as the mindless optimist even if someone glassed me in the face ill still be like “its alrite love I forgive you”

Ohh yess now I remember what this post was for…… (not really but yehh)

PLEASE GIRLS DON’T YOU EVER THE WORD DEEPTHROATING in a sentence(or during sexual encounterments)
Partially because it’s a continuous verb and its rather weird
The reason I say this cus Russell brand in one of his shows..he said some next girl was giving him head and she was like “Rusell do you like me deepthroating ya??”(in a bait essex accent) and he like “huh”

(silent bars)

Among other stuff aswell…BAIT Indie guys please dont try to sound like sean paul when youre trying to chirpse me…*coughs* Southbank louie.
Or say “ I’S GROWN UP WITH BLACK PEOPLE INNNIT THO” (not a good look considering you grew up in oxfordshire)

Argghhhhh you might not get this but during a photoshoot me n ladybyron we had they was rather skinny indie looking black boy
And we were dressing up and we put a bowl-er hat on him and he was like “AWWW BLUD U LOT ARE GONNA MAKE ME LOOK GAY”
AND I was like “DUDE URE WEARING SKINNY INDIE SHORTS; I doubt u look like ure from the endzz”
Say no more #

Ps: I know I went off topic quite a bit but ive just had 3 red bullss already and my head’s quitee fuzzy…
Hahah Fuzzzy.thats a funny word..FUZZZZZZZZZZZYYYYYY

huh...what ..?....RIGHT ON !!

we. know. you. want.... to put us in your mouth... and chew!

CHEESE is the best invention since bread, and cheese with bread ,red peppers and humous is so good ,makes you wanna slap YO MAMA! mmmmmmm. cheese. If you think of it we use the word for a lot of different meanings such as :

"say CHEESE"
"dude there's CHEESE on your dick"
"I am so CHEESED off"
"he's a real CHEESY fuckwit"
"we loove CHEESE and wine"

Please click here

pour the liquor for the word Cheese,whilst doing a cheesy dance and smelling like cheese because your soo cheesy.

cow say click here

You don't even have to ask stupid questions like ! "What's your favourite crisps" its Doritos CHEESE, or wotsits CHEESE or the cheap 10p (now because of credit crunch are 15p) cheese crisps, on a bad day I will have cheetos, however I have allergies to cheese and onion flavoured crisps. :(. BUT I WILL ALWAYS love cheese , even more than drugs ,alcohol and foreplay. cheese is truly my crack, in fact I am strung out right now, might have to reach for the cheese dippers. oh yeahhhh

for more cheese related things click here

HURRAH FOR CHEESE!!
yaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy

thought proccess no.1

I was reading Kafkas novella 'the metamorphosis' today its basically about a traveling salesman who works all day everyday and supplies his family with well....everything. The big twist in this cerazy piece of fiction writing is that the main character, Gregor Samsa turns into a dung beetle. NOW this got me thinking about this one time i thought i had turned into a beetle...well it was more that i had climbed into my head and was controlling my body which happened to be a beetle at that moment in time, and while thinking about that i thought about how weird it would be if you one day woke up and had transformed into a beetle or a celebrity or a tree. I sat there silently gazing into the horizon for a moment or two and tried to imagine what it would be like if i ever woke up and was a tree. I gradually came back to reality, bought a ribena and listened to some jehst.

Spirals and turns

Perfect dream

BANG.

you wake up.

Memory loss

SNAPS.

you remember

only for a second

DARN!

it was the dream.

uve wanted

to be true.

but you woke up

loss of memory

then

you fell in love with this....

fiction

then u remembered

that uve known that person for a while.

We wish for life to be like that ..

perfect dream but

then you wake up

and realise

youre already living the dream.

Mind The Gap

Transport for London has to be THE worst way to travel in the entire world. Theoretically I could go faster by Camel, I mean come on why "partially close" a station on a FUCKING weekend (even uncle Sam has 24 hour tube). There have been many times where I just look at train drivers utter contempt ,not to mention the so called "transport police" yeah-like-I-am-REALLY-going-to-show-you-my-I.D-when-I-have-a-child-travel card-YOU MAJOR LEAGUE DOUCHE.

why are Transport Police such see you next Tuesdays? the most depressing site on earth.Really its just starting to get plain ridiculous, now there are even inspectors on the underground, and its like WHAT THE FUCK has happened in your life that you take your job soo seriously and wont allow me for ONE single stop come on, YOUR INDUSTRY HATES YOU,your wife is having relations with a bus driver so have a heart and let me be.

Do you know that the Japanese have loads of words for EARLY, yeah that's right, like my fucking train should be!! Not delayed here for some stupid reason,if your going to delay a train why don't you make it for a good reason like ohhhh I don't know SOME prick jumped into the tracks or its doughnut day at TFL HQ.

Realistically the tube and all other modes of London transport should be free, I mean WE PAY TAX for a shitty service ( I shant mention the NHS) , WHY..? protest (the British way, send and angry letter) and get it for free .

http://tfl.gov.uk

Sliimy is a funny name..well his french so it all makes sense.

I met this nice lovely chap a while back, we clicked like jam on toast..
we danced like snails and peas..that made no sense but yeh..
..turns out his like the new Mika. im not sure if thats a good thing or not.Considering mika is an annoying hippie twat but his wayy more camp-ier tho and im pretty sure amber will love him
Ps: AMBER tends to love like BAIT gay guys ..its no joke

God Hates Homo Erotic Porn

OK so this is SERIOUS
what really wangs me off is the fact that it is 2009 and there are still stupid homophobic pricks walking about the earth, OMG JUST DROP DEAD infront of a church or something. Like seriously ,these complete douches even use "religion" as a reason for the crap that spews out of thier mouths , "god made adam and ...blah blah blah FUCK OFF" are you sure about? that i mean 100% sure that you know god made so and so and that you didnt create this in your mind? Like were you there though? what is your proof? the "holy book" says a lot of things... i mean some would say it promotes rape,murder and slavery. but hey you've READ THE ENTIRE THING havn't you? and NONE OF IT CONTRADICTS itself does it? even though the second testament was written 400 years after jesu christo kicked the bucket.

This one "preacher" said that ...wait for it.... "god-hates-homo-erotic-porn", NO mate im sure god loves you WATCHING straight premarital porn a lot better and contributing church money TO THE ADULT INDUSTRY ...epic FAIL Its all fair and dandy to have your religion ,but dont shove it down peoples throat, now now thats not the way to convert the "hethens" .Criticise the way they live there lives, like its any of your fucking business anyway.im not speaking of the religious people that actually follow whatever holy book they read i'm speaking about a specific type of religious crackhead, the type that watch "god channel" and think its ok to be so insentive and turn up to the funerals of other human beings with hateful placards , saying things such as " hes already gone to hell" "god hates fags" and other vennomous things that as i am writing now just disgusts me.

These fuckwads dont stop there they bring there children into the occasion by getting them T shirts and encouraging them to give out leaflets of there backward views. THEY EVEN THANKED "god" for aids?!?! no that wasnt a typo , they THANKED THEIR FRIEND IN THE SKY FOR A DISEASE THAT KILLS MILLIONS OF OTHER HUMAN BEINGS. Apparently the DOUCHEBAG responsible for all these vulgar protests is called Fred Phelps , say it three times in the mirror at night and he throws aids at you.

The other beast is Sara Pallin , if ever there was someone that I would watch as a 12ft alaskan bear mawled to death it would be her, and i would give the bear her gun just to make it a fair fight. Seriously she couldnt be more right -wing if she had a baby in one hand and a gun in the other standing over a mountain of dead gays, just stop lying to yourself and get your pillow case and crosses out,*coughs* closeted NAZI. WE KNOW that oyu love GUNS, we know YOU HATE GAYS, WE KNOW THAT YOU love the crap out of babies and love to parade them as a reason to NOT get an abortion. SO PACK IT IN ,keep it to your self and eat a dick or something.

Now my fellow spartans , they are trying to stop gay people from being able to get married and have the same legal obligations to their partner as straight people do...WHY because "God said so" ( im sure if he did exist ,he wouldnt really care because he made us all in his Image) The Gay community have just as much of a right to be as miserable as any straight married couple SO LEAVE THE GAYS ALONE.!!

We Are W.A.N.G and we Love Gay people please help support gay marriage, thankyou
http://marriageissogay.com/