Tulisa Talks

First of all

YES I KNOW I HAVE BEEN D.O.A

but as it happens im better now

so you are stuck with me. :P

since Monday a sex tape (well not really a sex tape its , just mobile footage of #howtonotgiveablowjob) of Tulisa from n -dubz (sorry i dont know how to spell her last name) and DJ Ultra (don't really know who he is apart from something on channel a.k.a yonks ago)

i wont put the link the the 'sex tape' u because i am going to try and not post gross things for this month #itsLent

that and the fact is i don't agree with guys doing that-

to me it is definitely a bitch move

i will tell you why

1. whilst you were dating her before or after she was famous you didn't post shit like this about her

2. even though i am most definitely NOT a fan of n-dubz, clearly this girl tried to help your career in a way that most people wouldn't , she had enough respect for you as her 'man' to get her cousin to help you get more exposure

3. if you had a video like that why not just keep it to yourself? or delete it, you and your wonky willy are in it too, Tulisa is getting all this shade thrown at her only because she is on a different level of fame to you

XXBYRON

BITCHES LOVE CHEESE TOAST

MY FRIEND WHO HATES GLITTER.

About 10 minutes ago i was covered in glitter, only to find out my mate lenski was disgusted by me. why? she fucking hates glitter.




wang: Soo whats your problem?
lenski: urgh, its just...**shivers**.i dont like it.


wang:im sorry?
lenski:I dont like shiny stuff.


wang:why?
lenski:its gets everywhere and wont go away.


wang:How was your childhood?
lenski:urmmm fine, HOW IS THIS RELEVANT TO GLITTER?


wang:oh, NOTHING.
lenski: okay...


wang:Soo, what if i put glitter on your face?
lenski: what?


wang:do you scream and cry?
lenski: NO! I just get angry.


wang:Okay, soo you have glitterphobia?
lenski: no, im not scared of it. i...just...dont...like ...it


wang:Yes?
lenski:no!




wang:Urmm , You're weird.






photo and interview by funmi wittle

CHILDISH, MY SON

LOVE THIS MAN.

SOOO MUCH.

AN ODE TO KIM KARDASHIAN

OH NAOMI

Y E S

WHO IS STRAYDOG?

 

Interlude by StrayDog

B E T T E R

THIS BOY

GIF OF THE DAY

LORD HAVE M E R C Y

Practice from OctobersVeryOwn on Vimeo.

MY TWO BOYZZ

HAI

D E A D

LOVE

Evangeline Ling - Lose yourself from Evangeline Ling on Vimeo.

OKAY RIGHT NOW

........ENTERING MY SECOND ESSAY WHICH IS DUE ON FRIDAY
.....ENTITLED 'DEATH'
FUCK.
MEH,I DONT WANNA WRITE ABOUT DEATH
URMMM, CAN I WRITE ABOUT CHEESE OR HARIBOS......OR SOMETHING....ELSE??
ANYWAYS.
THE REST OF MY UNI MATES ARE CURRENTLY CRYING IN THEIR RESPECTABLE CLOSETS OVER THIS ESSAY.
URGH.
BRB


LOVE,
FUNMI WITTLE


XOXO

Y E S SIR

Heavy Conscience by Yes Sir Idol

Pretty awesome 2nd single from the mandem's ep.

YES YES YES

I (think I) am Pepper Labeija from Larry B on Vimeo.

P E A K

THINGS I LEARNT LAST YR

Happy new year y'all

and sriuuslsllly, 2k12 seems ight soo far.
SIDEBAR:Stephen Lawrence has finally gotten justice....AFTER 18 YRS.
**huffs*

but back to the post title, im going to list some things i learnt from last year.

• IF A GUY BUYS YOU PIZZA, HE WANTS TO STICK HIS PENIS IN YOUR MOUTH
• NEVER LET A HOT GUY IN YOUR HOUSE AFTER 12AM, AS YOU MIGHT JUST TRY TO RAPE HIM
• SEX TOYS AREN'T 4 ME
• JUSTIN BIEBER MIGHT BE A BABY DADDY(sadface)
• I TRUELY LEARNT WHAT GETTING 'WHITE BOY WASTED' MEANT
• THERE ARE ACTUALLY PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD MORE ANNOYING THAN ME
• JUSTIN BIEBER IS GETTING H O T  T E R
• HOW AWKWARD I AM WHEN BEING CHIRPSED
• IM PRETTY AWESOME AT DIAGNOSING AS AUTISTIC OR DYSLEXIC
• IM TRUELY A BABY SLAG
• IM  INDECISIVE AND PRETTY IMPULSIVE AT TIMES
• IM KINDA LIKE AWESOME AT TIMES WHEN I DONT SPEAK
• I TRIP OVER OWN ANKLES ALOT
• ALSO REALISED THAT THIS WHOLE 'TAKING PHOTOS' IS HAVING IT'S PERKS
• MY MATES ARE MEECHES
• AND I DONT LIKE TEA AS MUCH A THOUGHT I DID

well, that's it.

PEACE Y'ALL