WHATS WITH THE MAFIA STUFF?

Basically i love the mafia, yes i know they kill people and stuff but they just seem really cool and today did not help with my lil mafia obsession. My teacher told the class about the mafia and how they work. the whole class was like WTF? i was like YESSSSSSS I LOVE YOU MEYYNN!

Soo what i learnt a little thing called cartel, This is a formal agreement with those within the mafia. the competitors??Duh!
Basically what they agree on is thing called ...*drumroll* price fixing.for example setting a price to sell crack, "HEY JOHN, THIS CRACK WILL BE SOLD FOR 20 QUID" if you go against this 'price' set.meaning making it higher and obviously going against the contract.. YOU FI DEAD!
other stuff they picking your terriitory like
group a will have camberewell, lewisham...whilst the grop b will be in peckham,catford,. If any of the oppposition go into a territory that isnt there...well...they will MURDAEERED!

There's always going to competition on who market share is the largest and the percentage of one has in the market.This is could be vital on seeing whose influential and shizzle.Soo hence the beef and stuff
Although big rigging is blantently illegal, its just means individuals meeting up and doing alil contrcat thingy bobb where they designated whose going to be the successful "person" for that limited time.
Ok i think thats pretty silly and immature. jheez its like pokemon dayz.
I LOVE YOU,ROBERT DENIRO!
well i actually had more stuff to say but its probably wise for me to not post for you guys, considering these things i just told is completely irrelevant to your life...unless you actually want to join or start you own mafia then BLOOODY HECK.ive just helped you out then
Safe x

SWEAR DOWN...

Why is everyone getting gassed n tryna jump on this mother land ting??

STOP EXPLOITING AFRICA...

   

puma africa

lol...I joke...Couldn't care less...!

Just promise me that if you ever pass through Ghana, you'll get some jollof rice...

*rides off into the sunset*

JME,you musical dancing genius!

When i see videos like this....i smile and think of all the beautiful things in the world...like...ermm..tea??

RIP GURU(...master!)

AWOL.

WHERE'S FRANKMUSIK?
i used to fancy him. come back!

"Im soo raw, turn the oven on,chef papa john,i get the parmesean she wana yellow nigga,corn on the cob"

AFTER THAT, I THINK I MIGHT SEX HIM #NOGROUPIETING

Spring and the end.

YOU WAKE UP
YOU PONDER THE WORLD
YOU "FALL" IN "LOVE"
YOU BECOME LOST

AND .....i think you can figure out the rest.

WANG loves KATY CEE #nohomo

Hi, my name is amber allie alexander yah , im part of wang yah? i think ure kinda bufff yah. nice to meet yah.

this is not funmi yah? but amber? welll, funmi yah is typing for me bcuz im like ermm lazy and stuff yah? i went reading a while back i has sausages and saw some bands and had a drink or too. Safe dawgs. cakes are calling me now.

Hello CSM / Goodbye Freddy

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 

*GAG* 

*VIBRATES IN CHAR*

*RUNS DOWN THE ROAD*

*RUNS BACK HOME*

*PLAYS THE GUITAR*

*JUMPS UP AND DOWN*

*DOES THE CINDI LAUPER 'GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN' DANCE*

OHH ME OHH MY!

I GOT INTO CENTRAL SAINT MARTINS!!!

Yup.  It happened.

I got in!

I had my interview yesterday...Got the call today!!

Im in!  I can't believe it!!

Anyways...I don't wanna fill the whole page with all this excitement.  

Sooooo.  Guess what else I achieved today...

Meet Freddy guys!

He's been terrorizing us and our bread for a little while now!

But today as I urinated in the downstairs, he was there with me.  

I dunno why, what a pillock.  Theres no bread under the toilet bowl is there!

Yeah, well anyways...I got him with the dustpan! 

Yup. He's a gonner!

Whoop Whoop! (By the way...i think the expression 'whoop whoop' is basement! I dont think anyone should use it.  Its disgusting!...)

Yea...So who on this earth can say, that 'today, I got into CSM and killed a mouse!)

NOBODY!

fugative you wasteman!

i hate this boy soo much, he gets soo many girls, his actually rich and his lyrics are such a par to this country. fuckery,actually can i have his number, his kinda buff!

I am fashion, hear me roar. SAY WHATTA WHAATTA??

”Just because my ex LOOKED like my sister doesn’t mean I have some weird infatuation with sleeping with girls who look like her. There’s a big fuckin difference, so stop spreading stupid lies about me and my family.”

alright pancakes and dumpling basically Donald Crunk and Fashion guru Patti La'sqeual founded this too jokes site and in the very angelic words of donalds he said

"It’s only a matter of time before Jesus comes back to earth and zaps all the people who don’t pray straight to hell. Until then, why not have some fun! And what could be more fun than knowing what's going on in the minds of the pretty and not so pretty people on fashion blogs across the world?

'I am fashion, hear me roar' is here to fill the psycho-sartorial void that’s been missing from your sinful lives.

www.insidethebrainsoffashionblogkids.tumblr.com

Dj fumzzz(NOT) PARRRRRRRGASS!

DOWNLOAD MY MIX YOU PLANTAIN HEADS!

ITS RUSTYAND ROBBISH BUT JOKESSSS in a not-kinda-funny-way-with-cheesy-toast-with-jelly.
ITS KINDA GRIME-SIH
http://usershare.net/hurlmgn4sld1

I LOVE YOU GUYS, PLEASE DAGGER SHERRITBOWY WHEN YOU SEE HIM!

WTF is wrong with me????

Minus this mildy attractive picture of jay-z's beyattch, i mean the "gorgeous" beyonce.basically ive come to the understanding that i could be like alone forever.seriously i actually dont mind living with cats and sqiurrels, im sure that'll be fun. but i always get fucked over??? why is that?considering im not the push over type( am i?), i reckon im rather emotionally stable and confident gurl. soo why is it everytime something cracks in a relationships and stuff, i turned into an emotional wreck.fahhking heck, im such a contradication to myself,. i sit all day preaching bloody independence and be happy with ureself and being single.YET.im like meh! seriously if your single, just embrace finger blasting ureself.atleast you wont get ch ch chlamladia or get pregnant.haha, ive actually just made myself laugh a teeny bit & ive kinda forgotten what this post was all about. hmmm anyhooooo im single and im NOT looking(anymore) although i do still fancy justin bieber,stephen fry and vicky pollard,actuallly scratch everythang.VICKY POLLARD IS LENG #endof

The Making of "Magicman" - City + Erick Arc Elliot

the bestest thing ever, well kinda. the flow and content is just pretty amazing. endof.

LET THE WAR BEGIN: PCS VS MACS!

DONT PISSS MAN OFF!
im a PC FOR LYFE(well until i save up enough for a mac).brlaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!

I DEMAND TO HAVE SOMEEE BOOZE!

Untitled

I knew he would say it but could he believe it?

He thought of the innocent mornings we spent, on the sunny courtyard and me attempting to cook him a meal.

He thought of the quality of the burnt toast i made and that fact every toast came with a kiss

Me making gun of his dancing made him awkward and shy but yet he knew i joke.

He though how simple his girl was but how very complicated she was aswelll

he thought of the belief they shared and the gradual loss of belief

But, Oh wow these five words came churning out,when she called him.He stopped at that very moment and the very first thoughts

I think i love you.

PS: THIS WAS WRITTEN OVER A YEAR AGO!!!!!!!!!

"Tom and Jerry" Film Trailer

so erm... post became a DUFF DUFF?

until recently i haven't really been followed the EastEnders storyline because it was.. shall we say, a glass of skimmed milk (weak). Surprisingly when Bradley Branning jumped from a roof and became a twitter trending topic,it gave EastEnders the kick start i was waiting for along with my coffee and galaxy cookie crumble.

However last week Feb 21-28 ,was very unusual . unusual with the fact that stolen post made a duff duff(yes you read correctly). i guess the writers could be making a valid point about our royal mail and their postal-strike-stealing-late-delivering-track record which pisses of at least 20 million of us Brits a day (give or take 1 million). i dont know if this sounds obvious, but i really do NOT see how post is a cliff hanger,seeing as previous cliff hangers have been , ermmm... MURDERS/outing of MURDERERS

i mean Masood? what a waste of a weeks worth of episodes

the only high light is the drowning of that bloody Dog . Yes i said it, i HATE DOGS

i dont want to do another duff duff related post CAPICHE? so....

SORT IT OUT!!

NO im not a VIRGIN, i use my CAHONAS

Why Wont you just leave me alone?!!!

Dear Mr.Jay -to-the-izzo,

you and your devil music has put me into a trance and if i hear on to the next on one more time, i think i will be first in line to get a chip implanted into my hand or head. i try to resist but the beats are just "mind control", beyonce is just your #hotwitchjujujslave and my brain is just your humble vessel in which your masonic chants reside in.

lots of love and satan ;)

theladynotyetmason

p.s. enough with the 3's already I know your a mason and right now i'm having an illuminati party

THAT "LIGHTIE GUY" IS LENGG,shame his like 15.PAR!

"My Tesco brings all the mums to the yard & they're like "Do you have a clubcard?"

I've Just Been Chased By THREE DOGS!!!!

If you know me at all...You'd know that once your not a human being we can't be friends.  

NAAHHH!  I just cant believe in you...! NOPE!!

Hamsters, Gerbles, Rats, Donkeys, Goats...the like

Never! Just forget it!

So yea, Imagine this,

Its yesterday night...

Its late...

I'm standing in Brixton waiting for my bus home.  Due to the fact that green lane is closed... 

(If your lost when it comes to green lane don't worry...Just follow!...And maybe get out abit more..) 

...I can take more that just the one 250, I can also take the 109, which is a tad more frequent.  

So, yea... Brixton!  And o wow...theres the 109.  So obviously Ive got on it...and now im sitting down.  Somewhere in the journey theres a really REALLY smelly cat lady type woman and I'm just dying so I get off. 

It was only like a stop before the stop I should of got off.  But the smell was too much for me.. I'm not usually that bad when it comes to these kind of things but it was SOOO horrible.  And one thing in this life I can't seal with is bad smells!

But anyway thats SO not what I'm supposed to be talking about!

Back to the story....

I'm walking now...I've been walking for about 8 minutes...And I'm nearly home.

Then...As I turn a certain corner...I see a man.

No problem there..Just a black man on a dark night aged about 33, Yea...Thats fine.  

But you see...The problem is the fact that running in front of him are 3 puppies! 

Yea...

Thats a big problem.

Because thay looked like this... 

If your crazy, your tying to think that that thing is cute...Yea, I don't like you at this moment!!!

Because I'm looking at a murderer right there! Something with the capability of just gobbling me up!!!!

*Takes a calming breath*

Ok, so...Yea. Ive seen these devils running at these guys feet... n they've seen me! 

PROBLEM!!

Obviously I've stopped walking, because I just dont want any trouble,  But one of the dogs are making intimidating sounds at me!!

MAJOR PROBLEM!

Obviously I kno that this is gonna be eventful. And I'm just looking at the man.  You know, for a bit of moral support or something.

So he's making noises at his things!! And they're listening to him.  But I already know, that because these things are puppies they're not as tamed or trained! Basically theyre just killers!

In the hope that this guy knows what he's doing I've started walking now...

And yeah!......One of the devils has now decided that, No, I dont really want to focus on my owner...I wanna focus on you...

EXTREME MAJOR PROBLEM!!

I'm walking now,  But the devil is roaring at me! And so are his 2 demon brothers!!

....

And now, your chasing me!

......................

I

AM 

GONE!!!

I am now running for my life!!!! Because behind me are 3 devils trying to ake my life from me....

AND CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHY ON THIS EARTH THE BLACK MAN IS NOW SHOUTING...

In a very peacful unfazed tone may I add...

"Don't run, Stop running...Don't run!"

ALRIGHT!  So, I'm running like a jamacian, my hats just fallen of...And now I've just made a loud sound!...something to the effect of..."AHHHHHH!!!!"

Yeah! I've actually just gone..."AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Now, I'm embarrassed because I've just gone "AHHHH",  as I'm getting chased by 3 devils. And then to top it all of....I'm actually now jumping onto a bonnet of a car!  Yes I am...

Not only Have I just jumped onto a car but I'm now sliding off and holding on for dear life, because I don't know if I'm sliding into a dogs mouth, I don't know If it can get me up here and obviously I've just made a loud sound!

Its late...

Its a quiet road!

I'm standing on someones car....

My hat is on the floor back there....

AND THERE ARE NO DOGS ANYMORE!

I've just been chased by three dogs!

And I'm alive!

Ive just been chased by three dogs!!

Yea!

Ive just been chased by three dogs!

WANG MEETS ADELE-O(again)

Incase you were abraod or youd been hibernating for months, i previously caught up with my most aaamaziglist mate adele last month .anyhooooo im back here with her discussing bruce almighty,my mums NOT HOT food and something about her stepping in a puddle.

Wang/funmi: Alrightey amiga whats been going down??
Adele:not much reallly life is being quite dry,like ur mums chiken...
oohhh i went there
Wang/funmi:EXCUSE ME *gasps*,whats wrong with my mums chicken?
Adele:haha? nothing, except its lack in moisture
, oh i joke!goooosh.ur mum makes luvly food :)
Wang/funmi:Thank you,her food is a lil bit spicy though
Adele:VERRYYY
my nose was drripping, i was crying, i went temporarly deaf!...ha ha ha nt realy
Wang/funmi:baby,baby,cry cry baby..wha whahahhahhaha
Adele:ha ha !
i can imagine u saying it
in ur witch voice
aka ur normal voice
but today started off shit
but got Great
Wang/funmi:oh lal a
Adele:First
i stepped in a puddle :(
thats how u know God has a sense of humour
Wang/Funmi:God is hilariussssss,
Morgan freeman.
Adele:hahhaha
Wang/funmi:Bruce almighty was actually great film
Adele:he is gorg!
yh bruce is good too
I GOT THE POWER
bam !
u skirt is up over ur face bitch!
oh yeah
fear my rath!
Wang/funmi:i love make believe comedy movies about God!
*signs*
Adele:scooby doo..
Wang/funmi: scooby who?
Adele:no?
scooby doo!
any way
then some one ! ..(lissandro). put water on my chair and i sat on it
:(
my bum was wet for like... 10 mins
sigh
its not a good look
and THEN
we(her class) had a presentation to do
only 1 other person showed up!
ONE
out of 5 !
i was sooooooo embarest
we had to present it to the first years
SNM.