OKAY RIGHT NOW
IM ON MY 250TH RED BULL DRINK....(as you can tell by my eyes)
........ENTERING MY SECOND ESSAY WHICH IS DUE ON FRIDAY
.....ENTITLED 'DEATH'
FUCK.
MEH,I DONT WANNA WRITE ABOUT DEATH
URMMM, CAN I WRITE ABOUT CHEESE OR HARIBOS......OR SOMETHING....ELSE??
ANYWAYS.
THE REST OF MY UNI MATES ARE CURRENTLY CRYING IN THEIR RESPECTABLE CLOSETS OVER THIS ESSAY.
URGH.
BRB
LOVE,
FUNMI WITTLE
XOXO
THINGS I LEARNT LAST YR
Happy new year y'all
and sriuuslsllly, 2k12 seems ight soo far.
SIDEBAR:Stephen Lawrence has finally gotten justice....AFTER 18 YRS.
**huffs*
but back to the post title, im going to list some things i learnt from last year.
well, that's it.
SIDEBAR:Stephen Lawrence has finally gotten justice....AFTER 18 YRS.
**huffs*
but back to the post title, im going to list some things i learnt from last year.
- IF A GUY BUYS YOU PIZZA, HE WANTS TO STICK HIS PENIS IN YOUR MOUTH
- NEVER LET A HOT GUY IN YOUR HOUSE AFTER 12AM, AS YOU MIGHT JUST TRY TO RAPE HIM
- SEX TOYS AREN'T 4 ME
- JUSTIN BIEBER MIGHT BE A BABY DADDY(sadface)
- I TRUELY LEARNT WHAT GETTING 'WHITE BOY WASTED' MEANT
- THERE ARE ACTUALLY PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD MORE ANNOYING THAN ME
- JUSTIN BIEBER IS GETTING H O T T E R
- HOW AWKWARD I AM WHEN BEING CHIRPSED
- IM PRETTY AWESOME AT DIAGNOSING AS AUTISTIC OR DYSLEXIC
- IM TRUELY A BABY SLAG
- IM INDECISIVE AND PRETTY IMPULSIVE AT TIMES
- IM KINDA LIKE AWESOME AT TIMES WHEN I DONT SPEAK
- I TRIP OVER OWN ANKLES ALOT
- ALSO REALISED THAT THIS WHOLE 'TAKING PHOTOS' IS HAVING IT'S PERKS
- MY MATES ARE MEECHES
- AND I DONT LIKE TEA AS MUCH A THOUGHT I DID
well, that's it.
PEACE Y'ALL
ADDICTED TO COKE.
For the past 10 days I’ve been drinking 2 cans of coca cola each day and thus have been causing me to feel both faintly and high.
I NEED HELP!
SOMEBODY GET ME A DOCTOR!
HERE COMES 2K12
Ight cool bludzzz
urmm merry Christmas and ting.
CURRENT STATE: craving food from chicken cottage and realising that bashment music is the best. Not to mention, that amie's hair resembles that of baby slag conoisseur Erykah Badu.
Okay, so I’m been thinking about this year and so.
Well, firstly I truly learnt the difference between true friends and sponge cakes.
I also realised I spent half the year thinking and not being as proactive as I would have like to have been.
POSITIVE NOTES: My Photography shit really picked up.
NOT-SOO POSITIVE NOTES: I’m getting FAT.
Urmmm not to mention, I realised how much of a meech I am and the fact my ex-boyf constantly airs me.
P E A K.
However, this year I met soo many amazing people that I couldn’t imagine another life without.
I learnt that I shouldn’t be soo passive or complacent aswell.
I should also be grateful for people that have helped me and ting.
Blah di blah
Actually this is long.
But Next year will hopefully be a dope year.
This plan is be an alt girl in wales with a Nigerian food blog with Clara (aka nkechi).
urmm merry Christmas and ting.
CURRENT STATE: craving food from chicken cottage and realising that bashment music is the best. Not to mention, that amie's hair resembles that of baby slag conoisseur Erykah Badu.
Okay, so I’m been thinking about this year and so.
Well, firstly I truly learnt the difference between true friends and sponge cakes.
I also realised I spent half the year thinking and not being as proactive as I would have like to have been.
POSITIVE NOTES: My Photography shit really picked up.
NOT-SOO POSITIVE NOTES: I’m getting FAT.
Urmmm not to mention, I realised how much of a meech I am and the fact my ex-boyf constantly airs me.
P E A K.
However, this year I met soo many amazing people that I couldn’t imagine another life without.
I learnt that I shouldn’t be soo passive or complacent aswell.
I should also be grateful for people that have helped me and ting.
Blah di blah
Actually this is long.
But Next year will hopefully be a dope year.
This plan is be an alt girl in wales with a Nigerian food blog with Clara (aka nkechi).
HOW DOES THIS VIBRATING TING WORK AGAIN?
Soo the other day a mate of mine bought me this 40 quid clit stimulator shit as an early birthday present. At first i was obviously like 'brav, i dont need this' but then realised as an ever growing hormonal teen, this is vital as it could be my replacement for actually HAVING S E X with aids ridden chong tings.
**tumble weed**
urmm soo How this thing works? you put it in your pants and you have a remote control where you can control the speed or vibration level.
However, Due to the fact, im kinda like a meech and didnt know i was supposed to use it like a vibrating dildo. Instead i just casssjuually left it in my pants whilst waiting for something special to happen....which didnt.
**awkward silence**
I FELT N O T H I N G GUYS, nothing
urgh.
well, the moral of the story is SEX TOYS ARENT 4 ME.
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