From Chelsea to Cholo
a close friend of funmi's *coughs*....... ELENA
who is the most sweet...mostkinda... russian mayfair doll
but just 1hr of hair and make up and she is CHOLO queen of brooklyn/dalston
......
and most beloved leader of our mini girl gang
Saw wayyy too many of these this summer
LOVE
LIFE
LOVE
YOUR
>>>>CERVIX<<<<
CLICK ABOVE FOR INFORMATION ON CERVICAL CANCER
ITS IMPORTANT FOR YOUR LIFE
AND
VAGINA
From your friendly local aristocrat
XX BYRON
THINGS YOU LEARN IN UNI
- Everything you'd been taught in college was completely irrelevant.
- Guys who buy you pizza will show you their penis
- HERPES IS REALZZ
- ALL Rugby guys have herpes
- You will have sex with a GUY part of the medieval society
- the pagan society IS EVILE
- If you dont smoke, you will, in the attempt to be a B E G
- Every penny counts
- Girls count 'being on the pill' as 'using a condom'
- White people dont shower
- Black people dont shower
- Perfume is the new body spray
- DRUGS IS READILY AVAILABLE just casjjjually.
- All your lecturers life ambition is to FUCK YOU UP WITH ALL THE MUNDANE JARGONS.
DAMN
W A G W A R N N, apologises for not reallly posted anything PRODUCTIVE as i have started university and have been rather busy with lecturers being all jargon-ish with me, WHOAAAAAAAAAAAA. GO ME LA LA LA
I AM A BIG GUUUURL IN A BIG SCHOOL.
OHHHHHH YEHHHH **grins**
but yes, omg. Soo YESTERDAY at some girls 21st bday, i got sooooooooooooooooooooo drunk to the point i was swimming in my own puke.
#SWAG
Thankfully, my amazing friends saved me from all the rapey guys.
(YES, there are QUITE a lot of rapey hot guys in my uni which is in a teeeeeny weeny village in wales) #NORATING
Soo im just about to have a nap before going to my mate's house parrrie WHICH I WILL NOT DRINK ALCOHOL as i dont waaaannna be a meeech again.
PEACE Y'ALL
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