- Everything you'd been taught in college was completely irrelevant.
- Guys who buy you pizza will show you their penis
- HERPES IS REALZZ
- ALL Rugby guys have herpes
- You will have sex with a GUY part of the medieval society
- the pagan society IS EVILE
- If you dont smoke, you will, in the attempt to be a B E G
- Every penny counts
- Girls count 'being on the pill' as 'using a condom'
- White people dont shower
- Black people dont shower
- Perfume is the new body spray
- DRUGS IS READILY AVAILABLE just casjjjually.
- All your lecturers life ambition is to FUCK YOU UP WITH ALL THE MUNDANE JARGONS.