I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car, I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick, it even makes me rhyme. I hate the way you’re always right, I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you’re not around, and the fact that you didn’t call. But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you, not even close… not even a little bit… not even at all.
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Soo the other day my mate rivah turned the big 2.0...ekkk. mans getting old still. she was looking finneee sha and mans wannted to move to that, STILLLLLLLLLLLLLL but tbh, im just happy for all the things she's achieved sooo far and i know, there's moreee to come.
ps: she can be uberly meechy at times
disclaimer: apologises for the old jenny tune. rivah kinda loves it.
I caught up with photographer and illustrator bafic on his buuurrday which he cancelled because he was waayy too busy drawing letters whilst listening to drake in his boxers. NICE.
funmiwang: how's its going, bruh??
bafic: I'm Good today is my birthday and i'm sitting here in my grey vest and boxers listening to music hahah **i bet 5 people just got an image**
funmiwang: yes, haha they probably did.
bafic: how are you?
funmiwang: urmm well, im alright. OBVIOUSLY watching loose women cuz im a middle aged white woman.
funmiwang: ohh happy birthday btw, whatcha doing for it?
bafic: haha ha thank you
funmiwang:oh A W E S O M E (why?)
bafic:err nothingg i told everyone my birthday is canceled
bafic: haha well mehh i dont wanna turn this into a filled drake verse
funmiwang: soo about your photography shizzzz...how did you get into? i realised you mostly shoot on analog, why?
bafic: because i cant afford to buy a camera at the moment so instead of making one big purchase on a camera i make Loads of small purchases spent on film, developing, printing, etcc. i think since i started i have spent enough money to buy a camera......but that is over the span of 3 yearss
funmiwang: most of your photos are mainly filled with treees and LOADS of greenerry.
bafic:yeah where i live is pretty boring every now and then i photograph people.....people are better.pictures are great you only get the one image........you don't get you see or hear the conversation that was had before i took the picture you have no idea what the person is like so you see a picture of a woman with her dogs and can only imagine what sort of person she is.....how she talks, what she likes in life...what she hates.... sometimes i don't even know....
funmiwang: DEEP (no innuedo) but do you think you'll ever make a move from your more documentary style to fashion shitt?
bafic: YESS, i will.In Recent years we have had an major increase on street style....cliched beautifull people dressed in pretty hues of browns, blues, leathers and denim. and it's getting abit boring. *yawns*
bafic:For a long time i have always thought the older people and the homeless people and the skaters where i live are the best dressed.i have been seeing the older people walking their dogs every morning in their tan chourdroys, leather shoes and barbour jackets looking soo frikking coool but i could never tell what it was
bafic: The homeless men who rock the green Ma1's with those arabian scalves it's amazingfunmiwang: YESSSSS.
bafic: the street style we see on the internet alot of people are just so mesmorized with this idea that if you dress like a 60 year old man when you are 20 you have 'style'
...how does that even make sense...wait NONE of what i'm saying is making sense and this is stuff i have been thinking about
Peoples style isn't aging naturally
funmiwang: i get what you mean, what IS STYLE?
bafic: it's like people are taking surgury to make them look older that meaning people are dressing up 'old' missing different moments in their life. this is hard to explain. hmmm *thinks of a metaphor*
bafic: people are running up the stairs of "style" and there missing certain vital steps that shape what they will look like at 60yrs old because of this they are falling and failing miserbally at look like a 60yr man who has lived life, met beautiful people, gone through life etc and instead they look like someone who was locked outside their house and had to borrow their dads clothes for work
including awkward looks when they walk down the street chin up looking like a idiot
bafic: ahhhhmm oh yeah style.. what IS style?
funmiwang: YES.hmmm eek whatever you feel confortable in, i guess. soo whats future planssss???
bafic: hmm i wanna put on a show but do it a little different....i'm not sure yet. i wanna do a coffee table book....on the most boring and obsure random theme
funmiwang: coffee table book?? haha.you're actually trapped in an 80 year old man's body
bafic: haha yess, imagine if i did a book called "Things i have found on the floor and kept. it would be soooo dope but hmm what else do i wanna do? errr i wanna shoot this girl i always see at the train station mmm
i wanna shoot her with my camera not a glock
funmiwang: inneudo much?
JhjshhhhHHAHHAHJAHJjsjjjhhahahahhaah im actualllly crying. THIS SONG IS AAAAAAAAAAAAAMAZING. HOW CAN THE CHORUS GO 'my facebook love, im waiting for your message on my wall'...with additional youruba adlibs.
WHY THE VIDEO IS JOKES?
- the chicks lies about her age for facebook.
- she uses a picture of a model on her FACEBOOK PICTURE!!!
- then....in the end they randomly see eachother and they are just 'urmm eurghh you're butterz fam'
then 3.34-3.37 the guy is like having a cold shower whilst WRITING ON HER WALL.
OH SHIT. I LOVE BEING NIGERIAN!!!
im OBVIOUSLY late in discovering this jabbajintis that my uncle rooney did.
Aparently he was being teased by his dickface team mates for having farrrr back hair line... NOW he has this fake asss lace thigy majig on his head.
IS IT BY FORCE??
Y MUST YOU TWEET THIS PHOTO ASWELL?
DOES IT MAKE YOU HAPPY?
Basically this is my 5 reasons why i love sleigh bells
- the bass is so fresh that i have to drink orange juice, just so i don't get blown away.
- they do this kind of im-not-really-rapping-rap thing that i like, without being ghetts
- Derek miller (the guy) aside from being a pretty fit bastard, he used to be in a hardcore band called poison the well ( there weren't half bad as it happens)
- anyone who listens to their self tittled 2009 EP will definitely belong to the faith, although there current album is a tad on the commercial side , they are still true to their original sound, which is why even if they weren't as good looking as they collectively are i would still cream for them.
- after seeing them being interviewed they act exactly as i thought they would, modest but erringly still cool and brutally HONEST like a 10 dollar hooker to a priest.
also i would like to ADD that as an avid SLEIGH BELLS fan , i resent that when i went on you tube and typed them in search, all i got was shit about some stupid beer advert that was blatant east London hipster propaganda . either that or people were going on about the shit US version of skins (AND YOU ALL KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT REMAKES!!)
then some cunt started talking about a less than average Taylor foetus-face Lautner movie. i dont care if this makes me sound like a music snob, but people that think of music in terms of record sales or soundtrack to some shitty fox series SHOULD BE SHOT AT DAWN!
peace pussy pies
p.s im back from Canne and will make the next post French focused :)
SOO I JUST SAW JASON DERULO'S NEW VIDEO AND I WAS LIKE 'WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT THE FUCK?'
NOOOOO FUCKING WAYYYSSSS!!!
DID HE JUST SAMPLE A FORMER AMAZING SONG?
DID JASON DERULO DO THE VOGUE DANCE AT 1.98 TO 2.01?
WHO DIRECTED THIS?
WHY IS HE DANCING LIKE A GIRLY PANTS?
WHO DIRECTED THIS?
SOMEONE EXPLAIN THE CONCEPT OF THIS FASCADE TO ME.
Okay. soo snoop dogg lost any credibility from me since around 2004 sooo meh. YOU CANT BE CALLED SNOOP DOOG IF YOU'RE DRESSED LIKE MY HEADTEACHER!(lets not forget that tune he did with katty perrrry. just EPIC FAYUL)
*PAUSE* HSADGSJGSJHFADGJSHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT KANYE'S HAND.Im not hating on rappers who want to change and become superly trendy n shit but it just seems like every rapper doesnt want to be associated with being...urmmm ghetts and shit for fear they might not want to be played on radio.
like WHEN LAST DID YOU SEE A RAPPER PLAYED ON RADIO WHO DRESSES LIKE WAKA FLOCKA? huuuuuuuh? yeah. N E V E R .
I just missed the days, a guy would say' yo, bruv im a rappper init' and you'll be bare shoook. cuz HIS A FUCKING RAPPER i.e could cut your balls off #nohomo
but now, you're more likely to meet a rapper who was the face of YSL or chanel.
CAN YOU IMAGINE????
- you always wear those jeans that make you're ass look flat
- you sit all on all kind of old men dick
- you never make me food when i call you 'bitch'
- you keep trying to seduce me with bricks.
- YOU ALWAYS SMELL of cheese and garri.
- and you never rub my feet
Hey guys, howdy do?
I have a few days left till im free from college, like ive been seriously .....urmm meechy, you know as all ive been doing is waking up-eat-study-eat-sleep(REPEAT) URGHH but im happy cuz it's ALMOST OVER and then i can be all happy and shizzz.
WHO WON BRITAINS GOT TALENT btw?
i was genuinely watching the final for a bit but it was sooo crap i had change the channel before i start to self harm. meh.
OH OH OH i forgot to tell you guys, IM GETTING A SCOOTER ...LIKE A PROPER AMAZING ONE...from argos.
well, incase you didnt know, duke give me his scooter but i kinda broke it after a ..day. i know. im terrible.
RYAN GIGGS IS A MESS
JASHDSHahajhjhjhjSJHAJASDHJHDAJSDSAJ icant..even begin to comment.
L O L
oh oh did i tell you guys i love anthony hamilton? no? well, i do.
i want him to sing the below song to me...even though im not a 'big' sista.
We're the 250th addition to the W.A.N.G and we'll be posting loads of badman related stuff......obviously
So tired today I pressed my snooze button from 7.30am till 8.20am and it goes off every 5 minutes you work it out.
Dear Lil b,
It's come to my attention that you urmm rap.
WHY? are you serious?
Why do you love your dick sooo much?
I think lil wayne might be your lost long dad.
i mean, THINK ABOUT IT!!!!
YOU BOTH SOUND THE SAME...probably due to incredible dosage of cough syrup...and
YOU BOTH CHAT SHIT.
now, explain this song to me...
you seee, you're a tissuehead and you make silly meech songs.
I THINK I LOVE YOU.
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