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CARLSBERG HOE

I used to be a clown,but then i shot Osama

can you believe this conformist propaganda ....and they took it seriously in the 70's

all i can say is that

THIS

IS

CREEPY

this is by far the strangest this to come from america...yes even stranger than Donald Trumps hairline

XX BYRON

I DONT WANT A BIG ASS BOOTY

Tripoli, Libya: Rebels Seize Control Of Gaddafi Compound

Ya new girlfriend is old news
Yeen got enough green and she so blue yeah
Arab Money Records where dreams come true
Everything is easy baby leave it up to Godaffi Baby
Put it in the pot let it steam let it brew
Now watch it melt don't burn ya self

I see she wearing them jeans that show her butt crack
My girls can't wear that why, that's where my stash at
I put my mack down that's where you lack at
She need her candlelit and I'ma wax that

I rekindle the flame
She remember the name
It's Gadaffi Baby January December the same
Mama gimme that brain
Mama gimme that good
Cause I'm the fireman
You hear the firetruck

basically leave my dad alone!!
his face is melting for gods sake
XX BYRON

DONT SHAKE TOO HARD AS IT MIGHT COME ACROSS AS ...urmmm RAPEY!

I LOVE HAVING A VAGINA.

REASONS FOR THUS:



• I get these totally amazing blocks of period every 28 days which make me feel hormonal and make me wanna dresss in *jay-z voice*.....ALL BLACK EVERYTHANG.
• Occasional if i feel to wear a skirt just ABOUT covering my vag, i get free drinks. GO ME!!!
• POLISH BUILDERS ALWAYS MAKING DISTORTED NOISES AT ME.
• If someone kicks me in the muffin, i wont cry like a boy. RIGHT? like, seriously boys...when i kick your groin..why DO YOU GET SOOOOOOO EMOTIONAL? like chill-the-fuck-out. soo what if your dick might fall off and shit?? SHET MEYN.

thank you based god #you can fuck my bitch

man my life is a dream...

i'm still a king....

i aint with the secrets man

i let you know your options man

black ken the opera

based music

XX BYRON

Jump For Joy

i was slightly depressed, i got sent this and it cheered me up, i like running and i like the way boobs look, so really this video is perfect, not pornographic , merely for the love of boob,running boob and juggling boob......

GRRRRRRRRREAT!

also ,they are real boobs not fake boobs, look at the rotation....

i think i love this smiley girl,she's sooo happy doing what mildly painful for most women running bra-less

seriously,

if i met her i would chest bump-her

so that she knew how cool i thought she was

I one day hope to be as happy as this naked lady

shalom

XXBYRON

You are not a Pedophile if its a fantasy in your mind

OOOOOOOOKKKAY people

lets just get this straight this girl is 14 or something ridiculously young like that, but her plum physic makes her look older so, i KNOW its ok for me to fantasize about her dancing around my cerebellum when i cant sleep at night.....

its her moves man...

i subscribed, i followed.... my love for her wriggling isn't illegal as long as it just stays in my mind, fantasizing about murdering someone isn't the same as gutting the is it?

she's just so tubby as sweet.

its cool cos im underage too, in america anyways

XXBYRON

disclaimer:WANG does not actively encourage sexual fantasies/perversions about children under the age of 16, if you find that you are fantasizing about children please seek help by visiting your locol psychologist or check into the priory or something

oh hai, over here. yeah.

HEY HOMEDAWGS!

IM CURRENTLY SLEEPY AND TIRED.

i know you're thinking...'i swear sleepy and tired..is the same thing??' right?

WELL, IT AIN'T!!!!!!!

Oh at elio's and malcolm's yard....ive never heard soooo much grime in my life.JKHSDJDHJDBNDMSNJMNG *does gun fingers* brap south weezy for lyfe...ermm yeah....

1. i didn't know they were that much ..of grime heads.

raaaaaaaah.

slightly impresssed. but yes..............

DOT-FUCKING-COTTON.....his probably in every real grime heads...top 5 mc

but watch this video...

hahahahhahahahhah loook at his mate on the lfet adlibing like zayn from one direction.LOOOOOL WHY HE MENTION 'CONEHEAD'?? you'll never be taken serious as an 'ard' mc if you keep referring to things that will appeal to a 10 year old ....... and also he really needs to lay off the crack.....it's actually emotional

EXHIBIT A**

'big up everyone reading ...err--rmm books' ....okay. *side eye*

bu...but HIS ALWAYS....SOOO HIGH. *aff accent** IS IT BY FORCE????

but seriously,his bars are based on the phrases 'booom boom booom boom'.....or 'eurgghh yes...eurghh no'

SUPRESS AND LOL'S

I LOVE HIM!!!!!

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My classmates are actually such douches...i couldnt stop laughing supressing because the lyrics in the video is pure jibberish. hahahhahah i swear they were supposed to be studying like me...but no no no...

READ MY LIPS.....

by Cristian Crisbasan

irrelevant video but i just love marie osmond.

i was a BADMAN IS JAIL....wheres CARLOS?!?

carlos....

carlos...

for te love of god will somebody please find this man his CARLOS?... so that we can confirm that he wasn't "banging man in jail"

all i am saying is that....if i was bashy , i would have burst into tears... but i'm no and he didn't sooooo....yaaay for him....

but the way ghetto was shouting at him i could just see spores of spit hitting people in the face....calm down ghetto its only a commercial jheez ,we know you like pussy not penis....as for bashy that's yet to be decided as he drives away on his bus

XX BYRON

BEST DAY EVERZZZ..sooo far

Alright amigas. im currently in lesson attemping to do work but ive found myself jerkkking off to luke worrall. LOLjk. in addition to that, the first years are selling sweets,carrot cakes(eurggh!) and popcorn for childrens in need. hahhahahaha i predict them to make about £20. hahhaha no. seriuussssly. their pricing for stuff are sooooo cheap. like 20p for a cake. WTF? that's amazing.

Soo me being the good samaritan. I bought one popcorn.. then two popcorn. then A WHOLE LOTTA MORE POPCORN for myself. obviously.
the point is im overdosing on popcorn right now in the name of...charity. HELP!

SIDENOTE:hahhahahhahah my mate polina is reading some shakespeare sonnets. the thing is ..i know she'll get all emotional in a minute and be like 'Oh, romeo was sooooo amazing. WHY DID HE DIE???' and i'll be like 'It was wasn't real. fiction? remember!

If you wanna see my nipples tonight

unlike many musicians of today, nobody can hit the niche of hilarious like my aunty majela. i love her and next year we are going to Nigeria for a penis hunt.

this woman is gold, and don't start with the whole "you disgrace my race thing" because you are not worried about other black people starving in other countries so just shut up

 

XX BYRON

dude, look at his hand movements

all i have to say is ......

i wish he was my nursery teacher

at least i would have longer arms by now!

XX BYRON

life is a par when your just a.......link.

Definition of linking: seeing someone but your not officially their partner.

WHAAAAAA? im sorry but ive always found that 'word' a 'parrage' like...'hey, areen't good enough to be your girlfriend..but good enough to bang...yeah?'


also girls are always the first to go 'are we like boyfriend/girlfriend now?' *in a essex voice preferably* hahahahahhaha NO WE ARE NOT. we are just shag buds.


well,also i need rules. on how many dates do you have to go with your 'link for it to before official. 3 or 25???? HELP!!!!!!


Another word of advice...ALWAYS USE A CONDOM WITH YOUR LINK...
like c'mon...his allowed to cheat because technically your not 'really' his....ermm girlfriend soo yeah.
you dont want aids and all that malarky


and ohhh yeah, someone just told me you can get herpes of the mouth. sjkdfkdkglksjdlksgjksdfjkjkddggggjkgjkjgkjfkj. thats just emotional




but yes......back to the initial point. being a link is just long and if its for you go for it but me personally. meh, i'd rather just wait for an ACTUAL BOYFRIEND..you know someone like that ash stymest fella.. preferably. just sayin.

PREACH IT, uncle