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WTF? #demo2010

Now i understand why bbc didnt show any news coverage of the student protest after 5pm.
...i forgot we launched it two weeks. ago......WHAT A MEECH!

im sorry for the comment about 'not wanting any brunette guys to email us' but i really have a thing for ginger guys. SOO just dont.understand


Alright amigas. im currently in lesson attemping to do work but ive found myself jerkkking off to luke worrall. LOLjk. in addition to that, the first years are selling sweets,carrot cakes(eurggh!) and popcorn for childrens in need. hahhahahaha i predict them to make about £20. hahhaha no. seriuussssly. their pricing for stuff are sooooo cheap. like 20p for a cake. WTF? that's amazing.

Soo me being the good samaritan. I bought one popcorn.. then two popcorn. then A WHOLE LOTTA MORE POPCORN for myself. obviously.
the point is im overdosing on popcorn right now in the name HELP!

SIDENOTE:hahhahahhahah my mate polina is reading some shakespeare sonnets. the thing is ..i know she'll get all emotional in a minute and be like 'Oh, romeo was sooooo amazing. WHY DID HE DIE???' and i'll be like 'It was wasn't real. fiction? remember!

I love autistic trusting

littlenuggets of gold like this, are why i can go through all the crap that WSHH has to offer.


xx byron

If you wanna see my nipples tonight

unlike many musicians of today, nobody can hit the niche of hilarious like my aunty majela. i love her and next year we are going to Nigeria for a penis hunt.
this woman is gold, and don't start with the whole "you disgrace my race thing" because you are not worried about other black people starving in other countries so just shut up



For the love of beard



i want one now,

note: the first person to get a beard cap , i will not only date you i will love you,like no woman has ever loved a man wearing a fake wooly beard .

everyone looks good in one, and cute too
even paedophiles


head in hands

sometimes this is how i feel. sometimes, i just want to jump off the cliff that is Rihannahs for-head, right now i'm just feeling a bit down in the dumps,but at least my hair isn't period blood red.



it will soon cost £10000 to go to school

dear uk gvernment,

you do realise that the more it costs to send anyone of your youth to school, then the likelihood of your next generation of voters to have an iq above 10 is going to be slim to none, i suppose hat what you're aiming for anyway right? i mean the less intelligent people are the more they will vote for any party will a smile and a macdonalds voucher, without reading your manifesto. i is obvious to me that you would rather your countries youth be crippled with debt or engaging in battle with a country that has less arms than a quadriplegic nun.

i'm saying his because this now means, when i'm at uni next year, the rest of my degree will now cost half way between £9000-£10000 from a little over £3000,what a ridiculous jump, why don't you just give me a baseball bat and point me in the direction of the queen . don't insult my intelligence and don't let attacks on the queen become common practice.(by the way theladybyron actually loves the queen, at least she isn't prince Charles ,however we shan't get into that)

so if i rob a bank from being in so much debt once my degree is finished, that.. good sir.. is ON YOU

i really wish i had been at the protest two weeks ago. i feel like as a voting member of the youth i have been betrayed by both parties, which goes to show what we already knew, is that our governments, neither care for or can adequately deal with our needs as a voting and non-voting public. protests or not, how can we really show our discontent with the way things are going , whilst statistically people under the age of 25 don't really vote what annoys me is that 10 years ago there was plenty that we could do to show how concerned we were about new laws and the tweaking of old laws, but slowly eroding way's of keeping your government in check

so thanks for that and FUCK YOU

and to the youth of britain, the next time you vote for a party read their manifesto, read not just what they say they will do but how they say they will achieve that.
oooooohhhh and one more thing....

vote and make sure your peers votes, get politically active, because if you don't then you will not be able to complain when England is in a dystopic society


5 reasons why: i like Rick Ross aka Big Meech

1. he's a big meech and does't like 50 cent ...apparently

2. his real name is "William Leonard Roberts II" how gangster is his name? AMAZING i would give him a proper title and call him Lord willy :) oh the puns will be endless ....

3. he REALLY has a niche for white chicks, as long as he isn't call me a bitch and a hoe i don't care. good for him

4. he looks like a big baby when he smiles or attempts to raise his arms ,due to him being *coughs* slightly overweight and all, i just want to sink into him like a pillow he looks like my leather sofa.

5. he makes some pretty decent tunes like this,the way i skank to this is unbelievable, i move like an epileptic and my friend plays this song when he has to take a big shit.

i will definately be doing more posts on this guy because right now, im telling you , i LOVE HIM SOOO MUCH,


please adopt me
and on occasion we can smoosh
but i wanna be on top
just sayin...



Hey jolie,
remember when you were reallly cool and you did awesome random movies. Ahem. but BAM you married my husband then WHATCHA KNOW? you start adopting babies from around the globe and became a totally charity biatch. like, serioussssly. WHY ARE YOU THE UN AMBASSADOR?? ohh i know why because your kinda amazzzing. ok, im slightly jealous of charity giving ways.
your sincerely,
the association of meeches.


the beautiful watches from the amazing italian o'clock has launched and I LOVE EM. they kinda remind me of candy. meaning i want to eat them. yes. I WANT TO EAT THESE WATCHES!

also the new brixton hats has arrived and if i was a guy *ciara voice* i would cop them but im not and i have a weirdly shaped head. soo meh. but they're nice though.
alll available to purchase from

XFACTOR...ermm hotties!

MATT, matt, i know. crying is your thing and the fact your voice is practically falsetto makes me want to have your babies. Also you seems like you give great head? hah joke.

WAGNER/VAGNER.your remarkably annoying: like c'mon STOP TALKING. STOP DANCING!!! but your brazilian sooo everything you do is kinda amazing and your probably a star in bed,soo i'll allow you.

Zain, my lovely. is it wrong that i touch myself whenever you come on my tv screeN? ermm no. ITS A FREE COUNTRY!!!!. Also i think your face is beautiful and i want to be your groupie. As long as that doesnt involve me facing a jail sentence.

dude, look at his hand movements

all i have to say is ......
i wish he was my nursery teacher
at least i would have longer arms by now!


fizzle my crackizzle


I'm so special YAR..?

i have a slight problem, the people on my course..(which is fine art, yh yh i know art ponce)

have this undying believe, that they were created in a spontaneous combustion of art and sparkle and creativity and the-holy-mountain type of abstract yet completely socially relevant bubble.

please just FAAAWWWRK off , can it. honestly the cheek of some people. I'm not saying that what your are doing is any less amazing, although the simple fact is that , if it hasn't been done before it has at least been thought of before by someone at some point in the cosmos. JUST SAYING. i too have been frustrated to boil my brain on an idea then type into google my idea only to find that some farmer-that-got-hit-in-the-head-with-a-baton-which-in-turn-switched-on-some-synapse-in-his-brain , had the exact same idea and executed it how i would have. coincidence? i think not.
the fact is that there are 6 billion + people in the world, you can't expect minds not to cross along the way, there are parts of the mind we haven't even discovered or know how to reach, what people should realise is that even great genius doesn't use all of the brains potential. what makes people feel that they are so unique in a world where a minority of genes separate us from other types of beings (don't get ghost buster on me, i mean animals)

even IQ tests are only in relation to the society you live in , who's to separate the population by how quickly they completed X and Y ? the idea is simply LUDICROUS .

sense of style, hairstyle, the music that you listen to. has all been done before by someone at some point in time, wearing black =done before painting your face all colours of the world=done before, and kraftwerk did the whole electro thing when people where still listening to Abba and rocking huge afro's.

it has just come to my attention that young people in the art world or any subculture seem to feel that by doing this and wearing that ,they are somewhat special or amazing and anybody that does what they do is simply "copying them"

to this type of person i say GET OVER YOUR SELF AND SEEK Jesus
you make me feel physically sick

this type of person believes lady gaga is "unique and special"

sorry to burst your bubble but, she is manufactured just like thing else in America and the wonderful world of music in this century,
im pretty sure Tchaikovsky would be turning in his grave to see how easily lead people are by sub standard music, without any philosophical or celestial meaning , nothing in any of these songs add meaning to life and if they do then i feel sorry for the life you are wasting.

i dont know who is gassing you about your lifestyle
it just seems this type of person resides in east London or
this is the type of person you see at punk clutching a leather jacket, wearing loafers and saying that other people look "FIERCE"

what are you ACTUALLY doing with your life?

please get out of my face with your real problems and false life

of course there are some people who don't have to force "creativity" some people are just innately unique

battle your addictions: crack

basically its just one of those days for me....

and i cannot lie .......

i'm not feeling fresh at all

my hair *coughs* weave.. isn't done, my clothes are torn and i had to talcalm powder myself into my favourite leather trousers,and to top it off funmi is wearing the same leather and denim combo as me.......

i ... i....i HATE CHER LOYD!

thats it i said it *begins veneomous rant* all she eats are crisps, and she shakes like a crack addicted baby,she's sounds like a cheap version of katie price (if thats possible) and she looks like she's nuturing one SERIOUS CRACK ADDICTION <<<>

looks like someone didn't turn their swag on

if you have crack addiction, or any addiction as a matter of fact, things may become disoriented, you may believe for instance..that you wrote song or "raps" that you infact had no part in even co-writing , let alone farting in that direction. your realities may also be blurred you may wish to morph into a former girl band member ,dress ,get inked, and possibly not eat, JUST LIKE SHE DID...and maybe one day hit a black toilet attendant *waits for confirmation of gamu's mother's occupation* and marry a gay black footballer ,just so that nobody knows you're just another racist chav

shame your not northern ay' pet?

one more thing about addictions is,that you can convince everyone around you that your are just David, when in reality your mountain of lies surpass Goliath.

aside from that im just pissed of that she is the talentless replacement for Gamu.


disclaimer: W.A.N.G does not believe, cher loyd is on crack ,sniff or snorts it in anyway nor do we believe she bathes in it , even though she looks like she does, just saying