....saw this on hannah's wall and ....YEAH. *collapses*

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???

Jump For Joy

i was slightly depressed, i got sent this and it cheered me up, i like running and i like the way boobs look, so really this video is perfect, not pornographic , merely for the love of boob,running boob and juggling boob......

GRRRRRRRRREAT!

also ,they are real boobs not fake boobs, look at the rotation....

i think i love this smiley girl,she's sooo happy doing what mildly painful for most women running bra-less

seriously,

if i met her i would chest bump-her

so that she knew how cool i thought she was

I one day hope to be as happy as this naked lady

shalom

XXBYRON

You are not a Pedophile if its a fantasy in your mind

OOOOOOOOKKKAY people

lets just get this straight this girl is 14 or something ridiculously young like that, but her plum physic makes her look older so, i KNOW its ok for me to fantasize about her dancing around my cerebellum when i cant sleep at night.....

its her moves man...

i subscribed, i followed.... my love for her wriggling isn't illegal as long as it just stays in my mind, fantasizing about murdering someone isn't the same as gutting the is it?

she's just so tubby as sweet.

its cool cos im underage too, in america anyways

XXBYRON

disclaimer:WANG does not actively encourage sexual fantasies/perversions about children under the age of 16, if you find that you are fantasizing about children please seek help by visiting your locol psychologist or check into the priory or something

ALERRRRRTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSS

YAAAAAAAAAAAAY. OLLY MURYESSSSSSSSYYYY!!!malum and phil making tea with miqqquitaaaaaaaa. and miquita obviously winning. like duh.
SUPPORT THE CAMPAIGN. GET INVOLVED!
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THE. MOST. BEAUTIFUL . WOMAN. ....IN MY EYES.

OKAY. IM DOING SIT UPS///BUM CRUNCHIES...EVERYTHING TO LOOK ONE PERCENT LIKE HEERRRR.

'MANS NEED TO BLEACH HIS TEETH TOO' - ANON

Tbh, before vybz's bleached his face ive never really paid attention to his somewhat tedious noise music.....but NOW....he loooks like a hipster version of a zombie.AHHHH HOW TRENDY?*aff accent*HOW COOL? i know right.

since this bleaching malarky ive actually becoming more obsessed with his music.

i mean..C'mon. THIS MAN IS A GENIUS.

Exhibit a***

but yeahhh, i didnt even say hi....soo ermmm HIYYYYAAAAA!!

what's crackalinggg??

I have the snotty nose and sneeezes(?).

PARRRRRR!!!

....sooo err--rmmm whose been enjoying the wonderful and insightful beauties  of fashion week? anybody?? NO ONE!!!

HAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHA

yeah i understand...its kinda overrrated.

*five seconds later*

okay, its not.

ITS SOOOOO AMAZING!(not really)(im just being a meech)

Charlie le mindus lfw party with babestation was siiiiicccckkkk!!!! YES...BABETVSTATION.

His collection was fantastic(ok, im gassed)

......but im still ill soo i have missed some brunch with some fashion council(aparently)

PARRRRR!!!!!!!

anyhoooooo, alan carr is about to coming on...like...ermm now.

sooo i's gottta go.

      PEACE AND LOVE...AMIGASSS!!!!

   xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I. NEED. THIS. IN. MY. LIFE

NERRRR NERRR NERRRRR

Hiyaaa amigas.

I currently have the worstiest sore throat in the entire world and this is making me feeel highly meechy.

petty is JUST going to bath now? ITS 4:36 PM!!!!!!! *sighs*

but oh yeah. basically i think i might be in love for the 250th time and i keep acting like a douchebag.

Its actually sllllightly embarassing....but its okay..i'll get over..it.

ermm yeah...right.

Oh did i tell you....me and cherish did a kinda short filmey thingy? no?? well...

here is it.

MOJO PIN + take two. from funmi wittle on Vimeo.

TRAPPYSTARRY + lau stevens

TRAPSTAR A/W 2010 from Lau Stevens on Vimeo.

Short film by lau stevens for trapstar. i love all her photography stuff amongst the film-ey stuff.
Tbh, she and two other people kinda inspired me to start making films.

Dear MEEEEEECCCCHYYY Amie, do email me your number at funmiwittle@gmail.com

safe yeah.

Equality in Porn: Bridgette the midget

looking back on the last porn post done, it has come to my attention that little people are not well represented in the media, let alone the wonderful world of titty wanking and nob slobbing. 'Bridgette the midget' real name Bridgette Powers,is one the the porn worlds hardest working actress, she does DP,girl on girl and i heard that she is in a bukake scene (mind you i said 'heard' i don't know for certain, my life is not spent on researching porn)

personally the idea of midget porn freaks me out a little, i would imagine have all the sexual gratification that pedophile do, but i think that porn should be as socially inclusive as anything, after all people have there tastes, and who's to say midgets don't watch porn? Furthermore there are a lot of people that are tall that watch midget porn and who am i to judge them for there love of pint size puss puss?

Also Bridgette is perhaps one of the most attractive porn stars i've seen in a long while, she doesn't stick to that blondie with boos profile, that the majority of naked hollywoood does.

she gave Rihannah a lap dance on her 21st birthday

i think she's really pretty and has a good arse to boob ratio going on, more recently she got a boob job and a lot of tattoos, and fits in the 'front girl' file

HOT

oh and she's also had a baby, so congrats to her...

next time i will go hard on Brian pumper and male porn stars

XX BYRON

Flash Gordon and the time bandits

why is my hat so big and my gun so little?

i'm getting fingered by a starfish

i love your shade of fake

XX BYRON

makes me all fuzzy inside

and now for my encore

also i would just like to say that ms whittle's nose ring is a facade !! (but she looks like a proper darts players wife)

SPIFFING good fun

ps also mega sorry and that for not posting for months, moved to a French village, not current forms of technology *only a radio*

XX BYRON

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

i love this video and the rude bwoys in 'em...the way they sway their heads and omg, the soundtrack..too good.hahaha

oh hai, over here. yeah.

HEY HOMEDAWGS!

IM CURRENTLY SLEEPY AND TIRED.

i know you're thinking...'i swear sleepy and tired..is the same thing??' right?

WELL, IT AIN'T!!!!!!!

Oh at elio's and malcolm's yard....ive never heard soooo much grime in my life.JKHSDJDHJDBNDMSNJMNG *does gun fingers* brap south weezy for lyfe...ermm yeah....

1. i didn't know they were that much ..of grime heads.

raaaaaaaah.

slightly impresssed. but yes..............

DOT-FUCKING-COTTON.....his probably in every real grime heads...top 5 mc

but watch this video...

hahahahhahahahhah loook at his mate on the lfet adlibing like zayn from one direction.LOOOOOL WHY HE MENTION 'CONEHEAD'?? you'll never be taken serious as an 'ard' mc if you keep referring to things that will appeal to a 10 year old ....... and also he really needs to lay off the crack.....it's actually emotional

EXHIBIT A**

'big up everyone reading ...err--rmm books' ....okay. *side eye*

bu...but HIS ALWAYS....SOOO HIGH. *aff accent** IS IT BY FORCE????

but seriously,his bars are based on the phrases 'booom boom booom boom'.....or 'eurgghh yes...eurghh no'

SUPRESS AND LOL'S

I LOVE HIM!!!!!

YAAAAAY. from now onwards...im dressing like a cool slutty gangsta but BABY pirate.

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A G6 DOESN'T EVEN EXISTENCE!!!!!!!...........pfffffffffffffft!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GWAAARNING AMIGASSS???

there's sooo many things i have to do in a bit which includes some casssj obsssesssing over whatshisface then watching alan carr chirpse on a withering counch.
hmmm anyways.

1. I WILL SEND THE FRONT ARMY SOME NUUKEEEED PHOTOS OF MYSEEELLFF......hmmm maybe tomorrow. okay. on wednesday? *scratches her head*

2. Am i the only person that's life wasn't changed by j-dilla??
3. I NEED TO TEA.NOW!!! but i still smell of last night's tea.
4. HOW THE HELL AM I GOING TO FIND A DECENT BLOKE...IF I SMELL OF TEA?
5. .....or plantain??
6. front magazine is probably one of my favourite magazines...alongside my bratz magaziness.

7. IF YOU ARE A MALE AND RELATIVELY ATTRACTIVE AND YOU CAN WRITE FOR W.A.NG PREFERABLY GIVING GIRLS(i.e..me) SEX TIPS/ADVICE..

email us on wearenotfully@gmail.com

the perks of this job will be invites to cool hipsters parties,free garms and you get to become my..........boyfriend.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY. okay the last bit was joke. im taken by justin..timberlake

 

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFEEEEEZZZ!!!

(disclamer: the video your about the watch is like totez awesome(not really)...but these are the views of me, myself and i)

beautiful woman with a beautiful God-given forehead.

KATE NASH. PHIL'S BUURRRDAY. BATTLEFRONT.

ROLLIN IN THE DEEP + xx

it must been a year or so and i might this fairly awkward lanky fella(but reallly supernice) and his best mates doing the most random exhibition gig with like 20 people there and...the 'fairly awakward' dude was jamie 'xx' and the crewdem......you know that saying about socially awkward people usually turn out to be the most talented....yeah......
I'd actually heard this remix(lies)...a while back but i didnt even clock it was him. well anyways...Kudos amigas.