Okay. soo i was going to do a video blog for this but I LOOOK A TOTAL MESS. i dont think you understand....more of a mess than i usually look..sooo thats BAD. Urmmm sooo 'are these your mates??'
THE CUNT. Unless you're EXTREMELY lucky. most people tend to have atleast one cunt in your circle of friends. you know the one im talking about. the one whose always FUCKING RUDE about everything. like CALM THE FUCK DOWN....you're not blooody simon cowell in season 2 of american idol. ARE YOU?? no. i thought sooo. and the worst thing about this person is they think they are just being 'reaaaallll' ...like 'im just saying the truth, ya know'..... FUCK YOU. your being a complete CUNT when NOT necessary ps: there is NEVER a necessary time to be a cunt unless when a charity leaflet guy outside brixton with a name of oluwatunde tries to chirrpppsee. ALLLOW IT BRUVV!! ...but urmmm yeah. the 'cunt' friend must be handled with precaution as they might turn into a moogllliiinnnnnn(a word i just made up). THE QUIET ONE Someone once told me they are the WORSTIEST type. I personally, dont mind. However, the problem, they are SOOOO QUIET and FUCKING shy, you actually get the impression they dont like you , or they are probably bitchy behind your back. In which some, quiet ones have been known to do in the past. Let's just say they have the reputation of being...S N A K E S!!!
THE 'WE ARE LIKE OMG,TOTEZ TWINS' MATE These are the bestest and most amaze type of mate to have. They like the same type of music like you. They laugh at the most randomest things LIKE YOU. They cried at the last scene of finding nemo...LIKE YOU. The clip belows explains they KIND of friendship im talking about.
urmm soo im not going to continue with this 'are these your mates list?' as my hands hurt from typing and i'll just make a follow up video post. alritteyyy???
I just saw this on sam's facebook. IM JIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZING rightnow. this is like omg, total amazing. its like the jersey shore/desperate housives of the mafia world. MY DREAM!!! incase you guys didnt know, i wanted to be a criminal lawyer for the maafias then i realised that mayyyybe, its just not right for my little heltered shelf. *sighs*
Well, i suck and im pretty late about this whole celebrating records for one day shizzz. ...but to be honest, VINYLS ARE AMAZING and you should be visit a record shops at least once. okay??? MORE THAN ONCE. all the hipsters kids do it. However, i understand if your like'nah bruv, aint it into all that vintage shit'..as itunes does get people gassed don't it?? YES?
This photo was inspired by the many insightful faces pulled by the wonderful jesssssie j. ...also look at my hat closely?? it says ..'MISS SELFRIDGES'... and im sorry its not penfield or stusssy. i guess, im not cool right?? FUCK! and i know your wondering 'why THE FUCKERY IS YOUR HAT GLLITERRRY???'the reason is thusly(?) ...urmmm..because ...i like glitter...like that of my hero ke$ha who once said glitter was the theme of her first album NOT waking-up-and-feeling-like-pdiddy...but GLITTER!!!!!! AWESOOOOMMMEEEZZZZ. OH SHIT. i have a sorethroat btw. CAN YOU MAKE ME TEA OR SOMETHING? or rub my back? its sooo sad. everytime i speak i choke. everytime i laugh, i cry. does that make sense?? non? frick!! basically...IM ILL. sidenote: i just saw the video below on laura's facebook page and i didnt know what to say.
.....the point is... I WANT THEM TO PERFORM AT MY WEDDING. *aff accent* CAN YOU DISIMAGINATION IT??
urmm soo yeah.....but back to me being ill, ive drank tea like 3 TIMES and i still sound like have been deepthroating bare mans and ting.