DON'T YOU JUST LOVE GIGGS?
i mean.......DONT YOU JUST BLOOODDDY LOVE GIGGS??Basically..his amazing and i want to be his friend.
urmm somebody. MAKE-IT-HAPPEN!!!!
SAFE YEAH.
THIS.
Basically..his amazing and i want to be his friend.
urmm somebody. MAKE-IT-HAPPEN!!!!
SAFE YEAH.
ARE THESE YOUR MATES?
Okay. soo i was going to do a video blog for this but I LOOOK A TOTAL MESS. i dont think you understand....more of a mess than i usually look..sooo thats BAD.
Urmmm sooo 'are these your mates??'
THE CUNT.
Unless you're EXTREMELY lucky. most people tend to have atleast one cunt in your circle of friends. you know the one im talking about. the one whose always FUCKING RUDE about everything. like CALM THE FUCK DOWN....you're not blooody simon cowell in season 2 of american idol. ARE YOU?? no. i thought sooo.
and the worst thing about this person is they think they are just being 'reaaaallll' ...like 'im just saying the truth, ya know'..... FUCK YOU. your being a complete CUNT when NOT necessary
ps: there is NEVER a necessary time to be a cunt unless when a charity leaflet guy outside brixton with a name of oluwatunde tries to chirrpppsee. ALLLOW IT BRUVV!!
...but urmmm yeah. the 'cunt' friend must be handled with precaution as they might turn into a moogllliiinnnnnn(a word i just made up).
THE QUIET ONE
Someone once told me they are the WORSTIEST type. I personally, dont mind. However, the problem, they are SOOOO QUIET and FUCKING shy, you actually get the impression they dont like you , or they are probably bitchy behind your back. In which some, quiet ones have been known to do in the past. Let's just say they have the reputation of being...S N A K E S!!!
THE 'WE ARE LIKE OMG,TOTEZ TWINS' MATE
These are the bestest and most amaze type of mate to have. They like the same type of music like you. They laugh at the most randomest things LIKE YOU. They cried at the last scene of finding nemo...LIKE YOU. The clip belows explains they KIND of friendship im talking about.
SAFE BLUUDDDDZZZZZZZ!!
Urmmm sooo 'are these your mates??'
Unless you're EXTREMELY lucky. most people tend to have atleast one cunt in your circle of friends. you know the one im talking about. the one whose always FUCKING RUDE about everything. like CALM THE FUCK DOWN....you're not blooody simon cowell in season 2 of american idol. ARE YOU?? no. i thought sooo.
and the worst thing about this person is they think they are just being 'reaaaallll' ...like 'im just saying the truth, ya know'..... FUCK YOU. your being a complete CUNT when NOT necessary
ps: there is NEVER a necessary time to be a cunt unless when a charity leaflet guy outside brixton with a name of oluwatunde tries to chirrpppsee. ALLLOW IT BRUVV!!
...but urmmm yeah. the 'cunt' friend must be handled with precaution as they might turn into a moogllliiinnnnnn(a word i just made up).
THE QUIET ONE
Someone once told me they are the WORSTIEST type. I personally, dont mind. However, the problem, they are SOOOO QUIET and FUCKING shy, you actually get the impression they dont like you , or they are probably bitchy behind your back. In which some, quiet ones have been known to do in the past. Let's just say they have the reputation of being...S N A K E S!!!
THE 'WE ARE LIKE OMG,TOTEZ TWINS' MATE
These are the bestest and most amaze type of mate to have. They like the same type of music like you. They laugh at the most randomest things LIKE YOU. They cried at the last scene of finding nemo...LIKE YOU. The clip belows explains they KIND of friendship im talking about.
urmm soo im not going to continue with this 'are these your mates list?' as my hands hurt from typing and i'll just make a follow up video post. alritteyyy???
MY HOMEDAWGZZZ.
It's the fact even though the little girl is covering her ears....she's STILL casssssjuuuallly watching her uncle will.
Sooo that quick side eye just made me LOL as you know that william is blantently thinking 'Babes, you NEEED to calm down'
TEEN HAS SEX IN EXCHANGE FOR WEAVE...
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA i neeed to stop laughing but this is shittly sad that....it's actually hilarious. SMH.
but....HOW CAN YOU SEX FOR WEAVE WHEN YOU HURRR LOOKS LIKE A WASHED OUT CARPET???
PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRR!!!
AND...this is WHY i can't watch maury nomore.
I swear the last episode i saw some chick was sexing for a double cheeseburger?? adsjasdhsjhjdhsj
It's the fact of the little girl says 'IM A GROWN ASSSS WOMAN' ...urmmm your 14,babes.
L O L
WAIT....is he wearing sandals?!?!!!!
.....but WHOAAAAA....are his feet JUST tied up??
either way....THERE'S SOMETHING UP WITH HIS FEET!!!
AFRO-E GOTS A NEW TRACK.
The totally amazing mc//person that E V E R Y O N E loves to ...urmm love has this new track following his tales of...being ginger.
*russian voice* Hope you like!!!
www.twitter.com/afro_e
www.twitter.com/afro_e
THIS IS AMAZING
I know ive posted this video before but SEAN KINGSTON IS JUST PURE AMAZINGNESSS!!!!
M I N I SPINYYYYYYYY
M I N I SPINYYYYYYYY
HOW TO LICK A DOUGHNUT OUT.
- Once, you've open it(the doughnut), have a quick glance.
2.Then proceed to lick the cream.
3...and again.
4. Keep the doughnut in your mouth casssjualy.
5. and dont worry about the crumbs.
life is short.
CRYSTALS CASTLES ALWAYS FUCK WITH MY HEAD!
Nahhhhhh but why is alice like this doe??? she's blantently screaming but the beat is too good.
*jizz*
IT'S BRITNEY BITCH.
I don't think you guys UNDERSTAND how sick britney was. SAAAAY SUMMMFFFIN,BRUHHH.
SMUTHNEY
WE JAMMED WITH TIMI AT SOME SUPERPRICKLY FOREST IN PUTNEY. SHE BOUGHT US SWEETS//DOUGHNUTS AND...urmm water but all good right?? *gully creeps*
MAFIASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.WAAAA GWARNN
I just saw this on sam's facebook. IM JIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZING rightnow. this is like omg, total amazing.
its like the jersey shore/desperate housives of the mafia world.
MY DREAM!!!
incase you guys didnt know, i wanted to be a criminal lawyer for the maafias
then i realised that mayyyybe, its just not right for my little heltered shelf.
*sighs*
Birmingham has Got a BUDGET NIKI minaj
ERM....YEAH...Sorry HOW OLD ARE YOU?...
ok i know that this section is called spit you game ,but really it should be call swallow because thats what shes doing here.
because her vagina is now a bottomless pit/abyss
there are several things that i believe can be found there.
1. all my odd socks that were lost in the wash are probably floating around somewhere in her vagingo
2.the spare change that you think is in your couch
3. WALLY
4. Iraq's WMD's
5. Donald Trumps hairline
6. The lost city of Atlantis
the problem here ladies and gentlemen isn't that she's a little bit loose, but its that she HAS only BEEN HAVING SEX FOR 1 year!!!
yes she is only 17 ,although when interviews she says she has 11 GCSE's but how did you find time to study with all those dick jiggling around inside you? seriously dudette, sort it out.
do you know what... i wont even start on you weave cos it seems like you've had a really HARD time (no pun intended)
the one thing that pisses me off is that ... whether its next week or later on this year she will blow up and stupid people rating here will be the cause of this.....
stupid people rating stupid rappers and you wonder why UK rap is in such a state.
i have only one message left, please support GOOD UK artists.
XX BYRON
BLACKBERRY BABES.
YOOO GUYS. IM CURRENTLY WATCHING THIS FILM AND IM ACTUALLY DYINGGGGGGGGG WITH CRINGE.*Walks into open casket*
HOW RANDOM WAS 8MINUTES, 30SECONDS into the film??
WHY WAS THE KISS SOOOOOOOOO AGGRESIVE?
HAHHAHHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAA
THE FILM IS SOOOOOOOO RANDOM AND MEECHY. OH GOD.
IM CRYING.
I FEEL LIKE IM DREAMING.
HOW RANDOM WAS 8MINUTES, 30SECONDS into the film??
WHY WAS THE KISS SOOOOOOOOO AGGRESIVE?
HAHHAHHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAA
THE FILM IS SOOOOOOOO RANDOM AND MEECHY. OH GOD.
IM CRYING.
I FEEL LIKE IM DREAMING.
It's International Record shop day init?
Well, i suck and im pretty late about this whole celebrating records for one day shizzz.
...but to be honest, VINYLS ARE AMAZING and you should be visit a record shops at least once. okay??? MORE THAN ONCE. all the hipsters kids do it. However, i understand if your like 'nah bruv, aint it into all that vintage shit'..as itunes does get people gassed don't it?? YES?
...but to be honest, VINYLS ARE AMAZING and you should be visit a record shops at least once. okay??? MORE THAN ONCE. all the hipsters kids do it. However, i understand if your like 'nah bruv, aint it into all that vintage shit'..as itunes does get people gassed don't it?? YES?
BABYSLAG.
...also look at my hat closely?? it says ..'MISS SELFRIDGES'... and im sorry its not penfield or stusssy. i guess, im not cool right?? FUCK!
and i know your wondering 'why THE FUCKERY IS YOUR HAT GLLITERRRY???' the reason is thusly(?) ...urmmm..because ...i like glitter...like that of my hero ke$ha who once said glitter was the theme of her first album NOT waking-up-and-feeling-like-pdiddy...but GLITTER!!!!!!
AWESOOOOMMMEEEZZZZ.
OH SHIT.
i have a sorethroat btw.
CAN YOU MAKE ME TEA OR SOMETHING? or rub my back?
its sooo sad. everytime i speak i choke. everytime i laugh, i cry. does that make sense?? non? frick!!
basically...IM ILL.
sidenote: i just saw the video below on laura's facebook page and i didnt know what to say.
.....the point is... I WANT THEM TO PERFORM AT MY WEDDING. *aff accent* CAN YOU DISIMAGINATION IT??
urmm soo yeah.....but back to me being ill, ive drank tea like 3 TIMES and i still sound like have been deepthroating bare mans and ting.
*cries*
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