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Showing posts with label funmiwittle. Show all posts
THINGS YOU LEARN IN UNI
- Everything you'd been taught in college was completely irrelevant.
- Guys who buy you pizza will show you their penis
- HERPES IS REALZZ
- ALL Rugby guys have herpes
- You will have sex with a GUY part of the medieval society
- the pagan society IS EVILE
- If you dont smoke, you will, in the attempt to be a B E G
- Every penny counts
- Girls count 'being on the pill' as 'using a condom'
- White people dont shower
- Black people dont shower
- Perfume is the new body spray
- DRUGS IS READILY AVAILABLE just casjjjually.
- All your lecturers life ambition is to FUCK YOU UP WITH ALL THE MUNDANE JARGONS.
BLEURGH
My photographer mate Agnė Ališauskaitė took some test shoots photoorros of me a few weeks ago and im just seeing 'em now. Can i say how fresh do i look? like i mean, like fresh ..of the boat. URMMMM.
Top: American apparel
Short: Levis
Shoes thigy majig: Converse
Short: Levis
Shoes thigy majig: Converse
HOW TO LICK A DOUGHNUT OUT.
- Once, you've open it(the doughnut), have a quick glance.
2.Then proceed to lick the cream.
3...and again.
4. Keep the doughnut in your mouth casssjualy.
5. and dont worry about the crumbs.
life is short.
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