- naomi's hairline. r.i.p
- i have to perform at a folk festival, next year. i'll make it happen.
- a female friend of mine said last week 'what's a stiletto'?..............i have lost hope in humanity
- no one truely understands how sick bombay bicycle are.
- pale seas are my new favourite band.
- joey essex is cute, ya know.
- ladies ALWAYS make the guy go down on you.
- if he doesn't , then he ain't a keeper.
- Watching porn is gross, wah, bleh but essential.
- nick grimshaw is a G
- The Uk Urban music scene is really funny.
Okay so this chick, bbyslag Lady is my new role model. i mean, LOOK AT HER. she is sooo cute, i mean the way she swings her ponytail whilst screanily singing about her 'pussy be yankin.
Arhh. this is amazing. not to mention, the fine a$$ women in the video. Thanks to amie for introducing me to this insightful human.
I never realised that a video with a black dude twerking would turn me on. am i a creep? i believe so but fuck it, le1f is fucking hot, man. GOD DAMMMIT. everything about this video is life. i know he is gay but i would fuck him without any hesistation.
- Im eating nuts and garri again, if you don't know what it is. google it. U FEEL ME?
- White guys with that nice ass lips just get me immediately wet
- How i met your mother is basically a dead version of friends but i still watch it everyday to find out who he fucking marries in the end.
- i wanna go beach soon
- channel 4 needs a youth commissoner, preferably me
- do people still do coke? lol, soo mainstream
- we need hot chicks for our new 'spice of the week' segment, send us your picture and contact details to email@example.com
- black porn is beautiful
- black soft porn, i mean.
- i want a guy who'd tighten my lace front 4 me, that's real love
- next week, i'll buy a thong for the first time #swag
- TEAM GB ARE KILLLIN THE OLYMPICS #thanksbasedgod
LOL, as if i'd been listening to tyga all day and i found out he has music video for 'make it nasty' ...which is urmm not bad. i kinda like it, minus the really disturbing gaming imagery. urgh
- soo i decided today, i hate most uk, if not ALL UK RAPPERS. partially as they constanstly have their cock tuck up their own arse.
- im slowly growing to hate shoreditch
- bad girl clubs is stressful for my life
- im going through a dry spell at the moment
- no sex = stress
- im getting back into painting
- is danny dyer still djing?
- my dreams are getting more and more lucid
- jessica ennis is the truth
- it's soo peak in a nigerian household when you open your icecream thingig only to find jollof rice or egusi soup in it.
- urgh, i want icecream now