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'Alabama Arkansas I do Love my Ma and Pa'

You don't have to be a Slut

Looks like Africa finally has new shining star. Her name is Airis and she is Nigerian. WOOOOOOOOOAH! she so hot man. but what's even better is that throughout the entire video she is covered up. yes i will give a a second to read that again........

Nothing more than her arms are out,and knees only when she is in a kaftan does she look remotely 'slutsy'. This woman has class and beauty and a voice that makes the two exiled angels from dogma weep.

she sings in Yoruba and English....which means she has just the right mix of African to really make it in the rest of the world. so Come ON GUYS .....BUY ALL OF HER MERCHANDISE AND TING.

Remember her name is Airis << click to find out more

XX BYRON

oh jack steadman.

Vans S/S 2010

i have to say ,the art these babies does remind me of charlie and lola (cartoon) and

seeing as i use to write on my white vans anyway, this collection is look pretty good to me. The red ones are the best i think, simple and easy , yet refreshing due to the crayon effect.

let us know what you think

XX BYRON

round and rround ans clown and bound

XX BYRON

keep up, dont stop till you get enough ohhhh!

you have to admit, my man had some serious garments. nothing and nobody comes close

and now for my favourite song, from my favourite man.

it's advised to DO ME to this song, safe innit.

Drink from this Hairy Cup

I REALLY want one *coughs at entire WANG crew* i mean the nostalgic value alone is worth a buy, think of how this will dissolves argument >>> points to cup

if you want to be my friend or lover or borrow my fierce clobber, then don't get a Rubber get me a Tache cup

pweeeeez

if you look into these eyes and say no to me, then you're a Paedophile

XX BYRON

The Story Of Our Lives

Moment of honesty
Someones gotta take the lead tonight
Whose it gonna be?
I'm gonna sit right here
And tell u all that comes to me
If u have something to say
You should say right now
(You should say it right now)
(You ready?)

You give me a feeling that I never felt before
And I deserve it, I think I deserve it
It's becoming something that's impossible to ignore
And I can't take it
I was wondering maybe
Could I make you my baby
If we do the unthinkable would it make us look crazy
If you ask me I'm ready
If you ask me I'm ready

I know you said to me
This is exactly how it should be when its meant to be
Time is only wasting so why wait for eventually
If we gonna do something about it
We should do right now

You give me a feeling that I never felt before
And I deserve it, I know I deserve it
It's becoming something that's impossible to ignore
It's what we make it
I was wondering maybe
Could I make you my baby
If we do the unthinkable would it make us look crazy
Or would it be so beautiful either way I'm sayin
If you ask me I'm ready
If you ask me I'm ready

Why give up before we try
Feel the lows before the highs
Clip our wings before we fly away
I can't say I came prepared
I'm suspended in the air
Won't you come be in the sky with me
I was wondering maybe
Could I make you my baby
If we do the unthinkable would it make us look crazy
Or would it be so beautiful either way I'm sayin
If you ask me I'm ready
If you ask me I'm ready

XX BYRON

she is just soo Amazing, i love Miss Keys,

this song just touches the dark relms of my soul and lights them up

:)

Please Just Buy yourself A Lace front (weave)

This man's hair line is Appalling, and he even has the cheek to braid (whatever is left on his head) with hair extensions . Just because you are a footballer doesn't mean that ,people will let shit like this Slide , i for one will not deal with your Rick James Styled Hair bouncing on top off your head like a virgin horse rider. You play for Corte de voir.Do you realise that You play on the same team as Didier Drogba for fucks sake, at least HE COULD HOOK YOU UP WITH A BARBER.

every time i see the hair on his head ,tears just want to fall from my eyes. If you don't want to step on the pitch looking like a 'soul glow' reject, then please just shave that shit off the top of your head. JHEEZZZ, that or get a tupe. because......

You are fooling NO-ONE!!!

YOU SIR ARE AN EPIC FAIL!

im Rick James Bitch!

XX BYRON

Oi Lakshmi ,Give me Back My Bling !

As seeing an Asian(south Asian) model on the cover of ANYTHING that is purchased in the west (Bollywood Aside im not talking about Ashwari) Is more Rare than seeing Rachel Zoe eating an Adult portion meal. I relish in the fact that Bangalore born Lakshmi Menon, thats such an amazing name (imagine he signature). Menon Also has A FANTASTIC FACE. i saw her on the cover of Dazed (sorry guys this is an old issue 2009) and i thought WOW

P.S i wanterverythingsheiswearing The Styling is PHENOMENAL

WELL DONE DAZED<<<

XX BYRON

Stop Starring at my Kitty Kat.....

MEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOWW!

XX BYRON

Oh Honey Bee...Never leave me *catches Beyonce and keeps her in a Serbian Fortress

OMG , She is Actually Amazing, Gaga can't even make her Blush.

i'm openly admitting to my secret shame (for the past seven years i have had an obsession with Beyonce, yes i am a chav and Wot!)

Also im loving the fact that her look is soo betty Page : my all time favourite pin up, (she was the first to ever do a live nude show, when social etiquette for women was to be dressed like a nun) i've been wanting to do this Pin -Up look for a while now *two years* and this has given me that extra push sooooo....... i think i will just do it,

XX BYRON

p.s the song is so relevant to everything in life right now :(

i like the camera meyn.

CAN I HAVE AN AMEN?? AMINNNN

..in my opinion are sooo weird... like fuckkkk. yes. im a christian and stuff..even though i dont preach in ya'll faces and i do have a fair bit to drink butSOMEBODY HELP ME...im going to be in texas till august..and TILL AUGUST.

Every SINGLE sunday.. i have to go with my super dupey religious aunt and her family to this stereotypical black church. which askes me if im a born again christian..and if im not?? then all is doomed for me...WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA? really *faints immediately* but seriously these churches are surreal..even the kids around my age are just COOOOKYYYYY CRAZYYYYYY *PAUSE* anyhooo..somebody give me strength.. i only have a few 8 weeks to go before i get back to the peripherals of my beautiful london.

Anal Anyone?

My friend wrote this on her flatmates Door, cos she's such a Kneeler

That Said

I can show you a good time

But i gotta finish my marketing degree first so Hold the cheese.

XX BYRON

I just wanna have a Spliff Daddy!

NOTE: please pronounce the following in a toddler voice

"i can make a bong from my milk bottle"

"I only smoke Blue Berry yum yums,and when I inhale i spins around like this"

"OI Longstocking, PUFF.PUFF.PASS. BITCH"

Only Joking I'm just a baby, i get high from breast milk

:)

XX BYRON

PARTYYY IN MY TUMMIE!

Sheath Thy dagger

Dear Beautiful Man,

see baby all those flute lessons taught me how to blow, betchya i can play 'Fur elise' on your twizzle ? Bible camp taught me soo much, especially father Ronson. He said "now ,now byron, god doesn't like things sloppy so blow constructively and swallow"

So we can do it at my house butt naked,you can mount me whilst we watch 'Maury' on living plus. Be sure to last the hour otherwise it will be embarrassing for both of us and i wont fake a sex face just to massage your Ego .

So 10 am right ? in Peckham and remember butt naked, shoes no socks. OK? Now that your'e done molesting me. Is that a snake in your pants or are you just happy to see me? I am sure we can cum to some agreement?

xx Byron

the award for the most cringiest person goes to.....

... MR SCHU.

in case you havent been following the thought-provoking tv show GLEE, you wouldnt know the show features their tecaher.. mr...ermm schuester and the show is about the KIDS WHO LIKE SINGING and stuff but for some reason this man thinks its acceptable for him to rap, spit countless of times, which has evidently cause me to poke my eye out, you know i have one eye and i want that pirate eye patch-euy thing..all because of this rasssclart man!

Errm Yea Feeling Petty Gangster...

Right So The Other Day I Got Given These Babies.... (given = swindled)

Havent Owned A Pair of Trainers Since I Was A Young Teen, With Slicked Up Hair And A Side Fringe (a picture is not needed here).

So Today I Slipped Them On.. Rolled Up My Jeans And Left.. Only To Board The Bus Feeling Slightly Gangster..

I Mean, Theyre Box Fresh... Almost Every Item Of Footwear I Own Is Dirty...

I Saw The Looks Of Envy From The Young Girls And Felt Slightly Chuffed....

Rolling Gangster Today And I'm Lovin It :D

Rivah, Ran, Rugged, Reproduced, Recerozylamene

Ok So I Made The Last One Up...
This Is I...
Rivah The New Edition.. Feel Like Someone Thats Come In 3 Weeks After Everyones Settled Into The Big Brother House... Hmmm Fraff...

one of the many gems hannah posted on my wall.

Oh, BROTHER FRANKLIN

Name your child one of these fantastic meaningful names LOLA

AWRITE PAR'NERS

brace face

Cancer Patient kills Band

Hot Chip - I Feel Better

Hot Chip MySpace Music Videos

Visual Nightmare

this video gave me nightmares

i dreamt of the apocalypse with big black men, shooting lasers out their eyes and throwing mice with really nice shoes at me.:(

xx Byron

The day i get my pension

its the day i came out mama's china doll,

but i feel older that Michael Douglas at a skins party. i feel slightly low because i realise than sooner or later, im going to have to start chipping years of my age and pretending im 5 to anyone that asks to shag me.either that or having the awkward moment of explaining why im-seemingly-immature-for-someone-that-is-double-digits.

however big surprise is that i got more money than i can shake without getting a minor case of Sank arm. this year will be a good year , but i dont know what age is it OK for your relatives to stop giving a shit that you exist and just totally not get you anything, even the stingy uncle something that only gives you £20 and expects you to act like you've won the lottery or got boned Megan Fox.

just a thought

xx Byron

FAHK! I JUST SHIT MYSELF!