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YES, DEVILMAN!

Tripoli, Libya: Rebels Seize Control Of Gaddafi Compound

Ya new girlfriend is old news
Yeen got enough green and she so blue yeah
Arab Money Records where dreams come true
Everything is easy baby leave it up to Godaffi Baby
Put it in the pot let it steam let it brew
Now watch it melt don't burn ya self

I see she wearing them jeans that show her butt crack
My girls can't wear that why, that's where my stash at
I put my mack down that's where you lack at
She need her candlelit and I'ma wax that

I rekindle the flame
She remember the name
It's Gadaffi Baby January December the same
Mama gimme that brain
Mama gimme that good
Cause I'm the fireman
You hear the firetruck

basically leave my dad alone!!
his face is melting for gods sake
XX BYRON

AWWW RICHARD COWIE AND THE CREWDEM

'MANS NEED TO BLEACH HIS TEETH TOO' - ANON

Tbh, before vybz's bleached his face ive never really paid attention to his somewhat tedious noise music.....but NOW....he loooks like a hipster version of a zombie.AHHHH HOW TRENDY?*aff accent*HOW COOL? i know right.

since this bleaching malarky ive actually becoming more obsessed with his music.

i mean..C'mon. THIS MAN IS A GENIUS.

Exhibit a***

but yeahhh, i didnt even say hi....soo ermmm HIYYYYAAAAA!!

what's crackalinggg??

I have the snotty nose and sneeezes(?).

PARRRRRR!!!

....sooo err--rmmm whose been enjoying the wonderful and insightful beauties of fashion week? anybody?? NO ONE!!!

HAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHA

yeah i understand...its kinda overrrated.

*five seconds later*

okay, its not.

ITS SOOOOO AMAZING!(not really)(im just being a meech)

Charlie le mindus lfw party with babestation was siiiiicccckkkk!!!! YES...BABETVSTATION.

His collection was fantastic(ok, im gassed)

......but im still ill soo i have missed some brunch with some fashion council(aparently)

PARRRRR!!!!!!!

anyhoooooo, alan carr is about to coming on...like...ermm now.

sooo i's gottta go.

PEACE AND LOVE...AMIGASSS!!!!

xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Flash Gordon and the time bandits

why is my hat so big and my gun so little?

i'm getting fingered by a starfish

i love your shade of fake

XX BYRON

it don't S M E L L like T E E N S SPIRITS

ERM KURTYZ?

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO KILL YOURSELF?

WE COULD HAVE BEEN FRIENDZ!

IM DEPRESSEED...NOW. because kurt cobain died when i was still dancing to fucking teletubbies.

YOU NEVER CATCH ME ON THE JEREMY KYLE SHOW

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY UNCLE WRETCH 32 IS ON THE BBC SOUND POLL LIST THINGY.

MEANING HIS GOING TO BE RICH AND FAMOUS.

YAAAAY. AND HE'LL BE PERFORMING AT GLASTONSBURY and TING........SOON!!!

dude, look at his hand movements

all i have to say is ......

i wish he was my nursery teacher

at least i would have longer arms by now!

XX BYRON

10 REASONS WHY JODIE MARSH IS A G

1. She has a lovely nose

2.Great silicons.

3.I just watched her on come dine with me. SHE CAN COOK!

4.Her hair is ever changing(great weave)

5.She has great vocabulary.

6. She was my ultimate big brother housemate......

7. She IS a vegetarian! vegetarians are nice.

8. Inspirational

9. She's kinda funny

10. and in general. i just liked her, you know..i just like her.

#LOLjk

Oh yer, jlo did dedicated 30 secs to salsa dancing in that last video gasps

hahahahahhahahahababahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahha

Excuse me, WHY IS NICKI MINAJ SOO SHIT?

you see, i was probably one of the first people who loved nicki minaj ...even before her im-barbie-bitch faze. but fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk! she's actually meechy. everyting she does just seeems very...(whats that word)..BEG! and her new video is reallly embaraasing. WHAT THE FUCKS HAPPENED TO HIP HOP? BFJBDJFASKJDKLASDLKSLKSL;KDLASKLAKJSLDJAKJFDKSJFKJ and the fact, the radio is playing her new tune every second. i actually know the words *slaps self* and *dashes holy water* I MISS AUNTY KIM! MEYN! SHE WAS SOOO COOOL AND SLUTTY WITHOUT BEING A BEG! COME BACK LIL KIM! i miss youuuuuuu! kinda..? ish! but in the meantime ima go on youtube and listen to my aunties insightful songs

jumps off the bridge

the award for the most cringiest person goes to.....

... MR SCHU.

in case you havent been following the thought-provoking tv show GLEE, you wouldnt know the show features their tecaher.. mr...ermm schuester and the show is about the KIDS WHO LIKE SINGING and stuff but for some reason this man thinks its acceptable for him to rap, spit countless of times, which has evidently cause me to poke my eye out, you know i have one eye and i want that pirate eye patch-euy thing..all because of this rasssclart man!