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HOW DOES THIS VIBRATING TING WORK AGAIN?

Soo the other day a mate of mine bought me this 40 quid clit stimulator shit as an early birthday present. At first i was obviously like 'brav, i dont need this' but then realised as an ever growing hormonal teen, this is vital as it could be my replacement for actually HAVING S E X with aids ridden chong tings.

**tumble weed**

urmm soo How this thing works? you put it in your pants and you have a remote control where you can control the speed or vibration level.

However, Due to the fact, im kinda like a meech and didnt know i was supposed to use it like a vibrating dildo. Instead i just casssjuually left it in my pants whilst waiting for something special to happen....which didnt.

**awkward silence**

I FELT N O T H I N G GUYS, nothing

urgh.

well, the moral of the story is SEX TOYS ARENT 4 ME.

NEW B A B Y

HOW TO DAGGER

THIS. IS . LIFE.

5 reasons why i love : Waka Flocka Flame


1
he has alliteration in his name and Mrs. flocka flame (new life ambition) rolls of the tongue very well


2
he created new hope in me for my very own rap career, you no longer have to speak in coherent sentences to be a rapper


3
he has a giant green diamonte teddy bear for an alarm clock


4
his music makes me very angry and makes me dance aggressively like a tall black man with dreadlocks, which is as it happens it a FUCKING awesome workout (lost 6 pounds, just dancing to grove st party)


5
He is part of brick squad ( which as a londoner i can only assume is a very good building society...so good they called themesleves squad)








SWISHHHHHHHHHHH!



p.s i love hoodrich guys with tattoos and dreadlocks....its a good fetish to have at least i don't get of on amputee porn.*coughs* Mason Erlington


tints
:)

XXBYRON

The Thrill can Kill







XXBYRON