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WE'RE BACK..........(sorta)

WAGWARN G'S.

HOW IT DO??

apologises for us not posting, i guess we'd forgotten how to type or..something?

but yes, here we are with our undivided attention, alrighttt??

 s w ag

FIRST THIS FIRST, LOL AT THIS CHRIS BROWN ALBUM REVIEW

to be honest, im just finally someone admitted how terrible his album is and he just needs to stop....for the time being.

just take a chill pill chris with the music shizzzbang, start golfing.

NEW PU$$Y

WHUT WHUT

SKEEN

Soo i asked an innocent question regarding if english frank is polish,ONLY to get literally TONS of @'s from meeches saying? BLAH BLAH 'HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?' 'THE CLUE IS IN HIS STAGE NAME, DUHHH' HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA OKAY. CALM DOWN GUYS.
LOOOK AT THE VIDEO BELOW AND TELL ME HE DOESNT SEEM FRESH.

Its a Party..Its a Party..It's a Partaaaayyy

get crunk... get high...get in there for free @ the Macbeth tomorrow night

*Bank Holiday Special*

its going to be sooo much fun darling!! :P

see you there


XX BYRON 

L O L

NATIONALKISSINGDAY

Oh crap. that was yesterday.
urgh.
oh well.

DAILY TIPS: HOW TO WASH UTENSILS

I LOVE HER

Before this video i was lost, torn and emotional as i didnt know how to wash spoons or forks. I used to pay a monkey-pirate person to do the deed for me but NOW, because of herrrr, i can NOW wash my utensils

the right way. YAYZ! 

Hoes on my dick ,yh i make 'em real sleepy

the fat kid in the video is actually 35

his body is incapable of producing hormones

don't laugh its serious

XX BYRON

Birmingham has Got a BUDGET NIKI minaj

ERM....YEAH...Sorry HOW OLD ARE YOU?...

ok i know that this section is called spit you game ,but really it should be call swallow because thats what shes doing here.

because her vagina is now a bottomless pit/abyss

there are several things that i believe can be found there.

1. all my odd socks that were lost in the wash are probably floating around somewhere in her vagingo

2.the spare change that you think is in your couch

3. WALLY

4. Iraq's WMD's

5. Donald Trumps hairline

6. The lost city of Atlantis

the problem here ladies and gentlemen isn't that she's a little bit loose, but its that she HAS only BEEN HAVING SEX FOR 1 year!!!

yes she is only 17 ,although when interviews she says she has 11 GCSE's but how did you find time to study with all those dick jiggling around inside you? seriously dudette, sort it out.

do you know what... i wont even start on you weave cos it seems like you've had a really HARD time (no pun intended)

the one thing that pisses me off is that ... whether its next week or later on this year she will blow up and stupid people rating here will be the cause of this.....

stupid people rating stupid rappers and you wonder why UK rap is in such a state.

i have only one message left, please support GOOD UK artists.

XX BYRON

I can worrrrrk with that.

This isn't a lonely hearts ,its me metaphorically whipping my hair

This is search for the guy that sat next to me on the 11:20 train to Kent,

I think you're jokes

we spoke for over an hour but i didn't ask for your name,

i liked your sarcastic banter and rosy cheeks

we clicked, like eating disorders on a catwalk

even though i didn't really laugh at your joke inside i felt like this

+++

+++

you kept making excuses to touch me,

and tried to get me to whip my hair

i didn't notice at the time

Because i kept trying to not smile at everything you said.

you kept trying to convince me that

Lord Byron and Billy Idol are really the same person

i told you about WANG

and called you a jewhead

if you see this then you will know that im ladybyron

shalom

XXBYRON

you can go with this or

...............you can go with that

When you love MATH more than your penis

I REALLY DON'T BELIEVE THAT THESE GUYS ARE ACTUAL REAL LIFE NERDS, THEY ARE REALLY...REALLY...HOT!!!

heads up the guy at the end is a believable nerd ,im sure he is the 50 year old virgin

ALSO CAN EVERYONE BE NICE TO FUNMI WHITTLE THIS MOUNTH I THINK SH'ES TURNING 50 OR SOMETHING...

MEH

XX byron

BEST DAY EVERZZZ..sooo far

Alright amigas. im currently in lesson attemping to do work but ive found myself jerkkking off to luke worrall. LOLjk. in addition to that, the first years are selling sweets,carrot cakes(eurggh!) and popcorn for childrens in need. hahhahahaha i predict them to make about £20. hahhaha no. seriuussssly. their pricing for stuff are sooooo cheap. like 20p for a cake. WTF? that's amazing.

Soo me being the good samaritan. I bought one popcorn.. then two popcorn. then A WHOLE LOTTA MORE POPCORN for myself. obviously.
the point is im overdosing on popcorn right now in the name of...charity. HELP!

SIDENOTE:hahhahahhahah my mate polina is reading some shakespeare sonnets. the thing is ..i know she'll get all emotional in a minute and be like 'Oh, romeo was sooooo amazing. WHY DID HE DIE???' and i'll be like 'It was wasn't real. fiction? remember!

I'm so special YAR..?

i have a slight problem, the people on my course..(which is fine art, yh yh i know art ponce)

have this undying believe, that they were created in a spontaneous combustion of art and sparkle and creativity and the-holy-mountain type of abstract yet completely socially relevant bubble.

please just FAAAWWWRK off , can it. honestly the cheek of some people. I'm not saying that what your are doing is any less amazing, although the simple fact is that , if it hasn't been done before it has at least been thought of before by someone at some point in the cosmos. JUST SAYING. i too have been frustrated to boil my brain on an idea then type into google my idea only to find that some farmer-that-got-hit-in-the-head-with-a-baton-which-in-turn-switched-on-some-synapse-in-his-brain , had the exact same idea and executed it how i would have. coincidence? i think not.

the fact is that there are 6 billion + people in the world, you can't expect minds not to cross along the way, there are parts of the mind we haven't even discovered or know how to reach, what people should realise is that even great genius doesn't use all of the brains potential. what makes people feel that they are so unique in a world where a minority of genes separate us from other types of beings (don't get ghost buster on me, i mean animals)

even IQ tests are only in relation to the society you live in , who's to separate the population by how quickly they completed X and Y ? the idea is simply LUDICROUS .

sense of style, hairstyle, the music that you listen to. has all been done before by someone at some point in time, wearing black =done before painting your face all colours of the world=done before, and kraftwerk did the whole electro thing when people where still listening to Abba and rocking huge afro's.

it has just come to my attention that young people in the art world or any subculture seem to feel that by doing this and wearing that ,they are somewhat special or amazing and anybody that does what they do is simply "copying them"

to this type of person i say GET OVER YOUR SELF AND SEEK Jesus

you make me feel physically sick

this type of person believes lady gaga is "unique and special"

sorry to burst your bubble but, she is manufactured just like thing else in America and the wonderful world of music in this century,

im pretty sure Tchaikovsky would be turning in his grave to see how easily lead people are by sub standard music, without any philosophical or celestial meaning , nothing in any of these songs add meaning to life and if they do then i feel sorry for the life you are wasting.

i dont know who is gassing you about your lifestyle

it just seems this type of person resides in east London or

that.....

this is the type of person you see at punk clutching a leather jacket, wearing loafers and saying that other people look "FIERCE"

what are you ACTUALLY doing with your life?

please get out of my face with your real problems and false life

of course there are some people who don't have to force "creativity" some people are just innately unique

jokest video ...ever!

this is the heart of bulgarian music.

douchebrain.

Dear Snoop Dogg,


Just letting you know that we have kinda withdrawn your name from our mailing list. It’s just because there’s nothing really cool about you. Anymore. Since your appearances on the Martha Stewart show, the view. We don’t want to associate with you. Ok.
And that Katy Perry video. Oh seriously. WHY?
As far as you are concerned. You have been removed from our database.


Goodbye.


Yours contemptuously,
The mysterious association of the Wang kid who used to like snoop dogg before he appeared in that California gurls video.

Dear Allah for Christmas i want AJ Abualrub

Ahmad Jalal

aka

AJ Abualrub

He is born in june like me (20th)

He on the right side of 25 like me (he is 23 , i just turned 20 but still)

He is Arab ( i can speak Arabic, habebti..)

Ford model

He is from Kentucky, there is a Kentucky fried chicken shop on my high street

we were just made for each other,made to make sweet sweet luuuurv

and............

he

is

soooooo

FEKKING

PENG!!

i Mean look at that jaw *jizzed in pants

i want to marry him and cook him food all day and fuck him all night, i would never leave the house.

Dear Allah,

please bestow this gift unto me

if you send him to me, but naked and riding on a silver lined cloud i shall stop making pork sandwiches for my Muslim cousins and telling them that its halal chicken :) and i will be a good girl i PROMISE

love your little rascal .

BYRON

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