Birmingham has Got a BUDGET NIKI minaj

ERM....YEAH...Sorry HOW OLD ARE YOU?...

ok i know that this section is called spit you game ,but really it should be call swallow because thats what shes doing here.

because her vagina is now a bottomless pit/abyss

there are several things that i believe can be found there.

1. all my odd socks that were lost in the wash are probably floating around somewhere in her vagingo

2.the spare change that you think is in your couch

3. WALLY

4. Iraq's WMD's

5. Donald Trumps hairline

6. The lost city of Atlantis

the problem here ladies and gentlemen isn't that she's a little bit loose, but its that she HAS only BEEN HAVING SEX FOR 1 year!!!

yes she is only 17 ,although when interviews she says she has 11 GCSE's but how did you find time to study with all those dick jiggling around inside you? seriously dudette, sort it out.

do you know what... i wont even start on you weave cos it seems like you've had a really HARD time (no pun intended)

the one thing that pisses me off is that ... whether its next week or later on this year she will blow up and stupid people rating here will be the cause of this.....

stupid people rating stupid rappers and you wonder why UK rap is in such a state.

i have only one message left, please support GOOD UK artists.

XX BYRON

I can worrrrrk with that.

makes me all fuzzy inside

and now for my encore

also i would just like to say that ms whittle's nose ring is a facade !! (but she looks like a proper darts players wife)

SPIFFING good fun

ps also mega sorry and that for not posting for months, moved to a French village, not current forms of technology *only a radio*

XX BYRON

HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY?

*sighs* i actually miss destiny child

but yes. how are you, lovelies?
i apoloogize that NOT one member of the wang crew did a post for what feels like years.
im guessing they've all been abducted by louie spence
soo im sorry.
well, im beeen feeling pretty meh. since i realised...or remembered im turunng 19 next week. IM OLD. like. i have to do something
i feel like my youth is going ever soo fast.
on the bright side im no longer a baby slag *snaps*
but serioussssly, me..19? i still look about 14.
*cries again*
well, moving on.
in other news, this weather has been a supersuper success soo ive resulting to wearing my year 9 super disgusting blackjacket.
NER.

Disclaimer:reading this post back. i think i might have a hint of skitso.

i guess the likely-hood of rape is doubled?

even though this woman was speaking about her struggle with having two vaginas and the surprise her partner had , when told that he could use her other vagina when the front one got buggered.

all that was going through my head is after watching this video's rapists would double rape her.I mean rapists do have the internet and i'm guessing if rapists have broadband that they would watch this video on you tube and think of ways to use that second vagina.

if you think about it what bother it would be to have two vagina's i mean you would have

a double period

double the cost of waxing

double the amount of time in the bathroom

and you might have to wear gross knickers with double the vagina patch length (you know that soft cotton they put on the inside of pants)

that said im sure she's a lady on the streets but a FREAK in the bed, you gotta be, with a second pussy!

and hey maybe her man has two cocks, so everyone's happy!

that said

i would hate to be her second vagina.

a thought to leave you with there.

:)

XX BYRON

Mommy,I WANT A SLAP CHOP!!

things we lost

' we killed the freckles. we left our summer skin. we ran away.now,im back together. between these thoughts and expressions i started to find something. else. something different. purple skies. the wee hours disappeared. please, leave this film. today. brisky! im a caterpillar. i never became that butterfly. la la la la la la. i dreamt a thousands times. the stars flicker in glitter. i close my eyes for a second. we lost. hello. tah dah! the words we lost. the things we broke. im on the mellow. im lost in the fielder. wee hee! tah dah! goodbye mr. my friend. the truth still lies in this place. lets dance tonight. today. la la. just sing. my love. '

Lemme, Take you , To Da movies, Shawdday

I Am speechless................

like there is no way on earth that this guy is serious about his music career, if he is then.................

WOYYYY

lord help us.

p.s he is soo dark he is PURPLE, i mean like totally shining in moonlight.

p.p.s its Ok to say it im a black jew #double minority

XX BYRON

Obese Chronicles part 1:Dude where's my Genitalia?

As harsh as this may seem, it has come to my attention that many of our morbidly obese erm..."buddy's" have magical genitalia ,as in they do a disappearing act every bloody time they sit down or want to do a number 22. Then a question came to mind how do they cope with this never ending anatomical magic trick that God or Ronald MacDonald cursed them with...and it came to as awkwardly as when you have "the talk" with your parents.welcome to the wonderful world of .....

ADULT nappies.

No longer the secret shame of elderly-folk-dumped-in-a-less-that-average-nursing-home-trying-to-recall-their-lost-youth-with-a-cranky-carer-named-ruby or some other dreadful name. OH NO! my fellow Spartans, nor is it the luxury of old business men trying-to-rein-act-their-lost-years-with-a *coughs*" wet nurse (no pun intended) named Lady luccy with two "Cs" to make it look like lucky spelt wrong.

googled it as you do and found out that they have them in many sizes, some even up to XXXXXL, which is like saying.. "hey fatty boom boom, its OK that your SOO obese that small children mistake you for a bouncy castle in the summer and a whale in winter, cos we SOO care about FATTY that we made you an ADULT SIZED NAPPY ,so you and all your fat little friends (by that I a mean variety of processed food logos)can eat the shit at McDonald's whilst doing one,*barf* p.s buy the SHIT WE SELL YOU"

You don't have to be a Slut

Looks like Africa finally has new shining star. Her name is Airis and she is Nigerian. WOOOOOOOOOAH! she so hot man. but what's even better is that throughout the entire video she is covered up. yes i will give a a second to read that again........

Nothing more than her arms are out,and knees only when she is in a kaftan does she look remotely 'slutsy'. This woman has class and beauty and a voice that makes the two exiled angels from dogma weep.

she sings in Yoruba and English....which means she has just the right mix of African to really make it in the rest of the world. so Come ON GUYS .....BUY ALL OF HER MERCHANDISE AND TING.

Remember her name is Airis << click to find out more

XX BYRON

Please Just Buy yourself A Lace front (weave)

This man's hair line is Appalling, and he even has the cheek to braid (whatever is left on his head) with hair extensions . Just because you are a footballer doesn't mean that ,people will let shit like this Slide , i for one will not deal with your Rick James Styled Hair bouncing on top off your head like a virgin horse rider. You play for Corte de voir.Do you realise that You play on the same team as Didier Drogba for fucks sake, at least HE COULD HOOK YOU UP WITH A BARBER.

every time i see the hair on his head ,tears just want to fall from my eyes. If you don't want to step on the pitch looking like a 'soul glow' reject, then please just shave that shit off the top of your head. JHEEZZZ, that or get a tupe. because......

You are fooling NO-ONE!!!

YOU SIR ARE AN EPIC FAIL!

im Rick James Bitch!

XX BYRON

one of the many gems hannah posted on my wall.

Oh, BROTHER FRANKLIN

im proper arty and stuff i am ^_^

What if you watch a film and whenever you pause it, you face a painting? This idea inspired Reza Dolatabadi to make Khoda. Over 6000 paintings were painstakingly produced during two years to create a five minutes film that would meet high personal standards. Khoda is a psychological thriller; a student project which was seen as a ‘mission impossible’ by many people but eventually proved possible!

xx Byron

How much is that Phat Ass in the window?

Woman if i were a Man ,and you were locked in a room with me .

you would surely

DIE!

this girls arse is soo Cushy i want to lie my head on it and use it as a duvet for my double bed.

I mean

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

you can bake bread on that back off!

the models in this pic names as follows

Bernice Burgos & Bria Myles

LORD HAVE MERCY THESE WOMEN ARE FUCKING FIT AND WOULD GET IT

BYRON XX

WANG MEETS ADELE-O(again)

Incase you were abraod or youd been hibernating for months, i previously caught up with my most aaamaziglist mate adele last month .anyhooooo im back here with her discussing bruce almighty,my mums NOT HOT food and something about her stepping in a puddle.

Wang/funmi: Alrightey amiga whats been going down??
Adele:not much reallly life is being quite dry,like ur mums chiken...
oohhh i went there
Wang/funmi:EXCUSE ME *gasps*,whats wrong with my mums chicken?
Adele:haha? nothing, except its lack in moisture
, oh i joke!goooosh.ur mum makes luvly food :)
Wang/funmi:Thank you,her food is a lil bit spicy though
Adele:VERRYYY
my nose was drripping, i was crying, i went temporarly deaf!...ha ha ha nt realy
Wang/funmi:baby,baby,cry cry baby..wha whahahhahhaha
Adele:ha ha !
i can imagine u saying it
in ur witch voice
aka ur normal voice
but today started off shit
but got Great
Wang/funmi:oh lal a
Adele:First
i stepped in a puddle :(
thats how u know God has a sense of humour
Wang/Funmi:God is hilariussssss,
Morgan freeman.
Adele:hahhaha
Wang/funmi:Bruce almighty was actually great film
Adele:he is gorg!
yh bruce is good too
I GOT THE POWER
bam !
u skirt is up over ur face bitch!
oh yeah
fear my rath!
Wang/funmi:i love make believe comedy movies about God!
*signs*
Adele:scooby doo..
Wang/funmi: scooby who?
Adele:no?
scooby doo!
any way
then some one ! ..(lissandro). put water on my chair and i sat on it
:(
my bum was wet for like... 10 mins
sigh
its not a good look
and THEN
we(her class) had a presentation to do
only 1 other person showed up!
ONE
out of 5 !
i was sooooooo embarest
we had to present it to the first years
SNM.

TFL SUCKS! DONT PISSSS MANN OFF!

This is probably this best picture to describe i look like now, im sooooo piss off im actually boiling. IT TOOK ME THREE HOURS TO GET FROM WESTFIELD/SHEPHERDS BUSH TO WANDWORTH
WTF!!!!!!!!
WTF!!!!!!!!
WTF!!!!!!!!

because my rassclarrttt 220 bus couldnt be bothered to actually come to my stop.why???? because the guy was probably getting wank off by a polish builder.GGGHADHSLKMKMLCL;

AND AFTERRRRRR actually waiting years foirteh bus, i was on the bus, actually smiling, thinking thank fuck, im on my wayy home but NO,aparently A RUSSIAN TRAMP had sneak his way onto the bus without paying and he refused to get off therefore the bus driver refused to continue the journey.hjsdmznmznxmn ,m,.m I WAS LIKE " GERRRRR OFF THE BUS PLS YOU RUSSIAN TRAMP, I WILL BUY YOU IN PLANTAIN, I JUST WANNNA GET HOME AND SEE MY MUMMY" whilst crying and pulling out my extensions in my hair.

Cut story short, im home and i need to drink tea to get my blood pressure back to normal .

FUCK YOU TFL!

HANDSOME COOL STYLISH MEN??? FAHHKK OFFF!

Adele is NOT an arab gold digger

(adele is probably my MOST sarcastic mates and she's rather peng so i thought why not chat her up a bit for wang)lulz!
wang/thatlondongirl-brap brap
badman pull up!
Blop!
Adele- lol bAD MAN FORWARD
H AH ! BUMACLAT
RAS
wang/thatlondongirl-whats been goin on the wonderful world of adele?
Adele- is this joke?
wang/thatlondongirl -JUST ANSWER BEYATCH!
Adele - dont get rude...i find it repugnant. ok well today i was wating in the tesco line for fuckin ages and some half nigerian guy was infront of me, he has dred so naturally i thought he was from jam rock and i proceede to give him a nod.
then i came out of tescos and he is waiting for me and he then proceeds to talk to me about the winnie mandela documentary on last night
i have no idea what he os on a bout but nod just the same
then i realise that i do infact know who she is
NELSON MANDELAS WIFE"!duh?i think to my self
so we were walking talkinblah blah blah,long story short
he offers to teach me the guitaras he is a guitar teacher?!
and rather peng even though i dont really like dreds my self.dirty discuting
CLUMPS of hair
wang/thatlondongirl -you dont dredlocks?
you dont like nottinghill version of lilwayne??p ar upon par
Adele -not really ,oh they look good but they feeel ffgfhjg;;j .They look peng
but the texture is ... (silenece bars)
wang/thatlondongirl- adele tell all the readers about the bloody mixes u have in you??(can i just say ure computer is GAY)
like ure a cake
or smoochie
a mixed raced smoochie
Adele - wot the fuck?
yes quincey in gay
but wtf?
im not a milkshake i am a person?
lol only nigerian milk shakes contain blood...
sorry quincey is my computer and he is a homo
wang/thatlondongirl- i meant ure greek and stuf/freench/jamoo??
elaborate the milkshake collaboration?
Adele - Im part french greek jamaican scotish. i can do all the accents except for my main quartile... (my)jamaican accent is very hard..
very easy to sound like a .. how do u put it... BEG
wang/thatlondongirl - Lush
Adele -but i look arab so ....
wang/thatlondongirl-Whoaaa now you possibly stand a chance for get some ARAAABB MONNI!?
Adele -yeah...if you count arab pennies
Adele - Which if u dont know are worth didly squat
wang/thatlondongirl -adele beggers cant be choosers.just saying.
Adele -... ? yes thats true how stupid of me
wang/thatlondongirl - Very stupid. par on ureself!