YOU'RE A CUNT

Because:

• you always wear those jeans that make you're ass look flat
• you sit all on all kind of old men dick
• you never make me food when i call you 'bitch'
• you keep trying to seduce me with bricks.
• YOU ALWAYS SMELL of cheese and garri.
• urghhhh
• and you never rub my feet

HOW RUDE!

'See me at my show and my hurrrrrrr is cut like a baby'

Dear Lil b,

It's come to my attention that you urmm rap.

WHY? are you serious?

Why do you love your dick sooo much?

 I think lil wayne might be your lost long dad.

i mean, THINK ABOUT IT!!!!

YOU BOTH SOUND THE SAME...probably due to incredible dosage of cough syrup...and

YOU BOTH CHAT SHIT.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!

awesome right?

now, explain this song to me...

you seee, you're a tissuehead and you make silly meech songs.

I THINK I LOVE YOU.

CALL ME.

yours sincerely,

the young romance society

M A I L TIME

Hey jolie,

remember when you were reallly cool and you did awesome random movies. Ahem. but BAM you married my husband then WHATCHA KNOW? you start adopting babies from around the globe and became a totally charity biatch. like, serioussssly. WHY ARE YOU THE UN AMBASSADOR?? ohh i know why because your kinda amazzzing. ok, im slightly jealous of charity giving ways.

SNAPS!

your sincerely,
the association of meeches.

M A I L time.

Dear Chris Brown,
even though you punched the life out of rhianna's face. i will still love you.
and NO. im not saying what you did was right but yeh. call me.


Yours sincerely,


the association of the love strucked teenagers

things we lost

' we killed the freckles. we left our summer skin. we ran away.now,im back together. between these thoughts and expressions i started to find something. else. something different. purple skies. the wee hours disappeared. please, leave this film. today. brisky! im a caterpillar. i never became that butterfly. la la la la la la. i dreamt a thousands times. the stars flicker in glitter. i close my eyes for a second. we lost. hello. tah dah! the words we lost. the things we broke. im on the mellow. im lost in the fielder. wee hee! tah dah! goodbye mr. my friend. the truth still lies in this place. lets dance tonight. today. la la. just sing. my love. '

Dear Allah for Christmas i want AJ Abualrub

Ahmad Jalal

aka

AJ Abualrub

He is born in june like me (20th)

He on the right side of 25 like me (he is 23 , i just turned 20 but still)

He is Arab ( i can speak Arabic, habebti..)

Ford model

He is from Kentucky, there is a Kentucky fried chicken shop on my high street

we were just made for each other,made to make sweet sweet luuuurv

and............

he

is

soooooo

FEKKING

PENG!!

i Mean look at that jaw *jizzed in pants

i want to marry him and cook him food all day and fuck him all night, i would never leave the house.

Dear Allah,

please bestow this gift unto me

if you send him to me, but naked and riding on a silver lined cloud i shall stop making pork sandwiches for my Muslim cousins and telling them that its halal chicken :) and i will be a good girl i PROMISE

love your little rascal .

BYRON

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