HOW TO SPOT A SLAG.

1. SHE EATS BANANA'S OR ICE CREAM IN PUBLIC.
2. SHE'S FROM ESSEX?
3. SHE SHOPS IN AMERICAN APPAREL ON A REGS.
4. SHE'S ALWAYS CHEWING A GUM
5. ALWAYS HAS A COLDSORE
6. SHE HATES TEA
7. SHE HAS TWO PHONES
8. SHE GOES KINGSTON UNI.