...also look at my hat closely?? it says ..'MISS SELFRIDGES'... and im sorry its not penfield or stusssy. i guess, im not cool right?? FUCK!
and i know your wondering 'why THE FUCKERY IS YOUR HAT GLLITERRRY???' the reason is thusly(?) ...urmmm..because ...i like glitter...like that of my hero ke$ha who once said glitter was the theme of her first album NOT waking-up-and-feeling-like-pdiddy...but GLITTER!!!!!!
AWESOOOOMMMEEEZZZZ.
OH SHIT.
i have a sorethroat btw.
CAN YOU MAKE ME TEA OR SOMETHING? or rub my back?
its sooo sad. everytime i speak i choke. everytime i laugh, i cry. does that make sense?? non? frick!!
basically...IM ILL.
sidenote: i just saw the video below on laura's facebook page and i didnt know what to say.
.....the point is... I WANT THEM TO PERFORM AT MY WEDDING. *aff accent* CAN YOU DISIMAGINATION IT??
urmm soo yeah.....but back to me being ill, ive drank tea like 3 TIMES and i still sound like have been deepthroating bare mans and ting.
*cries*