IS THIS LYFE?

CALM DOWN BBZZ

My friends are having a parrrrtttty tonight, sooo y'all should come and it's free.
Shame i wont be there due to uni tings but POP DOWN I HEARD SOME BABY MEECH SIOBHAN BELL sooo that should be pretty dope.

A G6 DOESN'T EVEN EXISTENCE!!!!!!!...........pfffffffffffffft!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GWAAARNING AMIGASSS???

there's sooo many things i have to do in a bit which includes some casssj obsssesssing over whatshisface then watching alan carr chirpse on a withering counch.
hmmm anyways.

1. I WILL SEND THE FRONT ARMY SOME NUUKEEEED PHOTOS OF MYSEEELLFF......hmmm maybe tomorrow. okay. on wednesday? *scratches her head*

2. Am i the only person that's life wasn't changed by j-dilla??
3. I NEED TO TEA.NOW!!! but i still smell of last night's tea.
4. HOW THE HELL AM I GOING TO FIND A DECENT BLOKE...IF I SMELL OF TEA?
5. .....or plantain??
6. front magazine is probably one of my favourite magazines...alongside my bratz magaziness.

7. IF YOU ARE A MALE AND RELATIVELY ATTRACTIVE AND YOU CAN WRITE FOR W.A.NG PREFERABLY GIVING GIRLS(i.e..me) SEX TIPS/ADVICE..

email us on wearenotfully@gmail.com

the perks of this job will be invites to cool hipsters parties,free garms and you get to become my..........boyfriend.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY. okay the last bit was joke. im taken by justin..timberlake

 

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFEEEEEZZZ!!!

(disclamer: the video your about the watch is like totez awesome(not really)...but these are the views of me, myself and i)

The Trendy Tramp

many of us may have fallen victim to their type fallen for their ripped jeans and talking shoes,and if you haven't washed your crotch in two weeks then I am talking about YOU there. STOP! looking good from a far ,but smelling like 17 day old take away food and stale cum. its such a shame the way the world works YOU would be considered cool . You smelly indie boy ,go and purchase soap ,then I can play with you.

i have a sneaking suspicion that your "rolled out of bed look" is contrived , but hey this is Shoreditch and i don't give a shit works pretty well. Stylists would describe your look as perhaps being "tramp chic" i on the other hand wouldn't give you a pound to get "on the train home-because I know you will spend it on ketamine and special brew".
Alas I cannot help myself ,because the more you look contagious and dishevelled the more I want to rape your face with my tongue......and use febreeze on those jeans..?

oh thanks for letting me know that indie stands for "individual" (even though you all have the same generic Hoxton haircut) i am such a retarded fuckwit that I thought it stood for Indian. Is that a moustache tattooed on your finger? oh your such a clever boy, and a swallow on your neck fucking WOW, I am so stunned that although you say your not a homosexual you have had "special encounters with other indie boys"
5 minutes later I now know how you can fit in those ridiculously tight skinnies, less than 4 inches FAIL. I love how your pretentious mind works and you cumming means that I had a good time...? I know for a fact that, that stain will not come out .thanks for demolishing my favourite T and stealing my jeans. clearly you have the STUN-and-RUN technique, be reassured as soon as I find my pants and get on the train home I will be washing my mouth out with industrial strength bleach.

p.s even if you made my clinical meeting a month early and your a total douche, I will forget the fact that you are crap at shexx cos your still HOT


damn you Trendy Tramp!!