XFACTOR...ermm hotties!

MATT, matt, i know. crying is your thing and the fact your voice is practically falsetto makes me want to have your babies. Also you seems like you give great head? hah joke.

WAGNER/VAGNER.your remarkably annoying: like c'mon STOP TALKING. STOP DANCING!!! but your brazilian sooo everything you do is kinda amazing and your probably a star in bed,soo i'll allow you.

Zain, my lovely. is it wrong that i touch myself whenever you come on my tv screeN? ermm no. ITS A FREE COUNTRY!!!!. Also i think your face is beautiful and i want to be your groupie. As long as that doesnt involve me facing a jail sentence.