REASONS FOR THUS:
- I get these totally amazing blocks of period every 28 days which make me feel hormonal and make me wanna dresss in *jay-z voice*.....ALL BLACK EVERYTHANG.
- Occasional if i feel to wear a skirt just ABOUT covering my vag, i get free drinks. GO ME!!!
- POLISH BUILDERS ALWAYS MAKING DISTORTED NOISES AT ME.
- If someone kicks me in the muffin, i wont cry like a boy. RIGHT? like, seriously boys...when i kick your groin..why DO YOU GET SOOOOOOO EMOTIONAL? like chill-the-fuck-out. soo what if your dick might fall off and shit?? SHET MEYN.