OKAY.
Basically,
the rioters have arrived at clapham junctions.
THEY NEEEEEEEEEEEEED TO CARRLLM DOWN.
HOW CAN THEY LOOT MY MUMS FAVOURITE DEPARTMENT STORE ......debenhams?
IS IT BY FORCE?
URMM WHERE'S THE POLICE?
NOT-ONE-POLICE OFFICER-IN-SIGHT.
MYYY GAAAARRDDDD
BLOODY MEECHES.