MANS DOIN AN ALL NIGHTER, init.
(i love her nails) soo jeallluuuzzzz
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STAYING UP ALL NIGHT!
*gully creeps* im such a rebel
not really considering im staying up to do WORK
how cool is that?
awesome, i tells ya.
im probably gonna have hangover eyes tomorrrow.
JUST GREAT.
but im in good mood, you know..
.......................................................................................................................
actuallly...wait.....some bastard stole my TEN QUID phone in the college library
well, THAT pissed me off for like ....15 minutes.
WHERE ALL MY CONTACTS AT??
smh.
*wipes a tears*
.....................okay. im over it now
OH OH OH. I MADE A MIX TODAY!!!!!
which is SUPERLY DUBSTEPY/GARAGEY and SLLLLYING TOTEZ AWESOME ASWELL.
no, seriously it is.
DONT. GERR ME . MAD
EMILY SORROW
Sooooo urrrrmmm hiya *waves frantically*
Its 1:40am, im just finished one assignment and about to do the next one. im on my second tea and im have nothing insightful to say.
I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED SLEEEEEEP.
but i have like a few days before the college assignments deadline and i wannna get into uni and shizzzz soo mans gotta do work init.
nernernerrrrrrr.
like i said, i have NOTHING insightful to say. but ima leave and do more work on my lonesome. *cries*
ps: im going to make a video about an optimistic emo/goth called 'emily sorrow.
i cannna wait till you guys see the video, init.
DAILY TIPS: HOW TO WASH UTENSILS
I LOVE HER
Before this video i was lost, torn and emotional as i didnt know how to wash spoons or forks. I used to pay a monkey-pirate person to do the deed for me but NOW, because of herrrr, i can NOW wash my utensils
the right way. YAYZ!
STOP BEGGING IT.
STOP TELLING ME 'we should hang out'
STOP STEALING MY FRIENDS....and i know i just say 'stealing' as im obviously a five year old.
you NEEEEEEEEEED to realise why you hang aroound with the people you do.
is it because they are 'cool'?
urmmm sooo they can get you guestlist for any club in mayfair?
DO YOU EVEN LIKE THESE PEOPLE?
iz it realllllllly worth it???
IF THEY DRESSED LIKE WHITNEY FROM EASTENDERS but had the same personality...would you still jam with them?
you want a snapback and you DONT even know what it is. ahahahhahahahahah . ITS A HAT. OKAY? A FUCKING COOL HAT.
Do you ONLY go to parties like 'bang bang' to..'network' or get your photo taken even though you obviously HATE IT??
Why do you INSIST on speaking like giggs when you go public school? allloooowww it bruv init.
R U 4 REALZZZ?
you spend hundreds of pounds on lace weave, only for it to loook shit. CAN YOU IMAGINE??
surely the purpose of having lace is for it to look like your real hair and yours doesn't.
im sorrry *hugs*
Do you constantly tweet 'ohmygodohmygod, im at yoyos with mark ronson'...even though he didn't SAY A WORD to you.
smh.
you should be ashamed of urself.
STOP STEALING MY FRIENDS....and i know i just say 'stealing' as im obviously a five year old.
you NEEEEEEEEEED to realise why you hang aroound with the people you do.
is it because they are 'cool'?
urmmm sooo they can get you guestlist for any club in mayfair?
DO YOU EVEN LIKE THESE PEOPLE?
iz it realllllllly worth it???
IF THEY DRESSED LIKE WHITNEY FROM EASTENDERS but had the same personality...would you still jam with them?
you want a snapback and you DONT even know what it is. ahahahhahahahahah . ITS A HAT. OKAY? A FUCKING COOL HAT.
Do you ONLY go to parties like 'bang bang' to..'network' or get your photo taken even though you obviously HATE IT??
Why do you INSIST on speaking like giggs when you go public school? allloooowww it bruv init.
R U 4 REALZZZ?
you spend hundreds of pounds on lace weave, only for it to loook shit. CAN YOU IMAGINE??
surely the purpose of having lace is for it to look like your real hair and yours doesn't.
im sorrry *hugs*
Do you constantly tweet 'ohmygodohmygod, im at yoyos with mark ronson'...even though he didn't SAY A WORD to you.
smh.
you should be ashamed of urself.
Hoes on my dick ,yh i make 'em real sleepy
the fat kid in the video is actually 35
his body is incapable of producing hormones
don't laugh its serious
XX BYRON
NEVER EVER GETTING WEAVE IN MY LIFE
HIYAAA AMIGASZZZ!!!!!
Basicallly for ages now, i havent an inch of weave in my hair as ive been going for the 'oh, lets be all 90s and poetic justice inspired' and shit.
...and then I REALISED all the black chicks in my college have weave and they look like a amazeballs like a sllllying cheaper looking versions of beyonce and I WANTED THAT TO BE ...urmmm me.
soo yesterday my classmate said she'll do my hair for me.
as she was weaving the huuuuurrrrr and prtty much ALMOST done she realised it wasnt 'human hair' but 'synthetic'. CAN YOU IMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGINE?
and apparently, if i straightened it, it will fizzzle to dust or something.
NOT to make matters worse, the hair currently on my head is soooo curly like im fucking latina or something.
and IT ACTUALLY LOOOOKS LIKE HAVE A LACE WIG ON MY HEAD.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
I WANT TO CRY.
WHY DIDNT I LISTEN TO EVERYONE WHEN THEY SAID I SHOULD GET WEAVE??
I DON'T LIKE IT. at alll .. at all.
soooo im currently wearing my beret hat to cover the embarrasssment.
smh.
i NEEEED to sort myself.
soooooo emosh right now.
...and then I REALISED all the black chicks in my college have weave and they look like a amazeballs like a sllllying cheaper looking versions of beyonce and I WANTED THAT TO BE ...urmmm me.
soo yesterday my classmate said she'll do my hair for me.
as she was weaving the huuuuurrrrr and prtty much ALMOST done she realised it wasnt 'human hair' but 'synthetic'. CAN YOU IMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGINE?
and apparently, if i straightened it, it will fizzzle to dust or something.
NOT to make matters worse, the hair currently on my head is soooo curly like im fucking latina or something.
and IT ACTUALLY LOOOOKS LIKE HAVE A LACE WIG ON MY HEAD.
I WANT TO CRY.
WHY DIDNT I LISTEN TO EVERYONE WHEN THEY SAID I SHOULD GET WEAVE??
I DON'T LIKE IT. at alll .. at all.
soooo im currently wearing my beret hat to cover the embarrasssment.
i NEEEED to sort myself.
soooooo emosh right now.
I LOVE HAVING A VAGINA.
REASONS FOR THUS:
- I get these totally amazing blocks of period every 28 days which make me feel hormonal and make me wanna dresss in *jay-z voice*.....ALL BLACK EVERYTHANG.
- Occasional if i feel to wear a skirt just ABOUT covering my vag, i get free drinks. GO ME!!!
- POLISH BUILDERS ALWAYS MAKING DISTORTED NOISES AT ME.
- If someone kicks me in the muffin, i wont cry like a boy. RIGHT? like, seriously boys...when i kick your groin..why DO YOU GET SOOOOOOO EMOTIONAL? like chill-the-fuck-out. soo what if your dick might fall off and shit?? SHET MEYN.
† † SKEEN † †
WAAAGWARRN HOMEDAWGS!!!!
YOU cool yeah?? safe. cool. blud.
Basically im in tutorial and IM CRAVING SOME SORT OF FOOD....or just haribos. I NEED HARIBOS. urmm soo i dont really haveanything insightful or funny to post but all i can say is 'SKEEEEEEEEEEN'
*pause*
I heard tyler's goblin album song's such as nightmare and some other one with frank ocean(my husband..obvsz) are just prety darn good but i just couldn't listen to all of the songs without laughing and thinking....
'WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE HELL?'
ive loved them tyler from the begining, like seriosly.
but the whole album sounds a teeeny bit generic.
SOOO WHATS WRONG??
- THE WHOLE ALBUM SOUNDS LIKE A MEECHY(lazy) FOLLOW-UP FROM BASTARD.
SOO WHATS RIGHT??
- TYLER'S OFF PAN WITS AND CHARM MAKES ME JIZZ.
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