One year of wang? reallly? skeeen!

WANG'S ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARYYYYY??? lend me 20p plz




i cannot believe this menial blog of ours has been up[ and running for one year! YES! today is our anniversaaaaaaryyyyyy! im not going go all jools holland on you and do a speech. but BLEH! im sure you sure have learnt about loads of insighful things from this blog like deaf porn, why david cameron is a twurp and tons and tons ...of things [awakward silence] well o. you havent learnt anything. but safe for reading our blog. i do this for me nan *in her liverdddiaaaan accent*

jokest video ...ever!

this is the heart of bulgarian music.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU HAD TWO VAGINAS????

i guess the likely-hood of rape is doubled?

even though this woman was speaking about her struggle with having two vaginas and the surprise her partner had , when told that he could use her other vagina when the front one got buggered.

all that was going through my head is after watching this video's rapists would double rape her.I mean rapists do have the internet and i'm guessing if rapists have broadband that they would watch this video on you tube and think of ways to use that second vagina.

if you think about it what bother it would be to have two vagina's i mean you would have

a double period

double the cost of waxing

double the amount of time in the bathroom

and you might have to wear gross knickers with double the vagina patch length (you know that soft cotton they put on the inside of pants)

that said im sure she's a lady on the streets but a FREAK in the bed, you gotta be, with a second pussy!

and hey maybe her man has two cocks, so everyone's happy!

that said

i would hate to be her second vagina.

a thought to leave you with there.

:)

XX BYRON

WHY do i like you?

1. you can't rap for shit, like seriously dude, a deaf smurf with a speech impediment can do a better job than you, that's right CHRIS EUBANK can rap better than you!

2. you are vulgar Misogynistic Prick, literally everything you say isd, "bitches suck my dick....bitches choking on my dick, i fuck her in her cranium... BLAH BLAH"

do you not have a mother?

or sister?

or Nana?

WHAT KIND OF IDIOT ARE YOU?

look...

i know rappers are suppose to be sexist, but you sir are on a different level!

side note: the stuff you say makes me cream my pants

3. Sorry why do you keep comparing yourself to people you look nothing like ?

A: you said you looked like a French man ? a FRENCH MAN ?! i mean

Sacrebleu!.

you sir, do not look French!

this is a French man

B: you said you looked like Matlock

you do not look like matlock

this is matlock

C: not to mention of course your ultimate delusions of grandeur, that's right... I mean when you flat out said that you look like Jesus!

WHAT THE FUCK?

mate you don't even look like black Jesus, let alone the western Aryan looking guy.

4. you wear ridiculously tight tops with new era caps, that make you look like a gay gangster.

side note: i love that you wear skinny jeans, i like to see the outline of your willy bounce

so really the question is, why do i get all hot and bothered when you rap about shoving you dick into bitches craniums? .. well its simple you see

i have a thing for Dickhead Men that have the mental age of a pre pubesant wanking teenage boy.

:)

withoout any further delay here is the one the only dickhead with the key to my heart right now

LiL B or Bartholemy as his mother would say

yes you is a PRETTY ASS BITCH!! and i would do you from sun up till sun down

XX BYRON

'CHASE ME! hahahahahhahahahahaahahhahahha.... ohh now im sad!"

douchebrain.

Dear Snoop Dogg,


Just letting you know that we have kinda withdrawn your name from our mailing list. It’s just because there’s nothing really cool about you. Anymore. Since your appearances on the Martha Stewart show, the view. We don’t want to associate with you. Ok.
And that Katy Perry video. Oh seriously. WHY?
As far as you are concerned. You have been removed from our database.


Goodbye.


Yours contemptuously,
The mysterious association of the Wang kid who used to like snoop dogg before he appeared in that California gurls video.

She is FRANK!

by far one of my favourite photographers. http://www.sheisfrank.com/

not all of us are wasssste.

this video actually made me smile. THERE'S-TEENAGERS-ACTUALLY-MAKING-A-DIFFERENCE!!!! saaaaaaaaaaaa wattt? but seriuusly. Battlefront is this online tv show in association with channel 4 about the youths of today campaigning about whatever they believe in. from knife crime to making people in london to smile a teeny bit more. Epic stuff!

P.s get to the end of the video for the funnniest thing ever. *drumroll* VANILLA ICE..SPITTIN BARS!!!! lulz!

but check out their site to see more of their campaigns .

great movie.

FKHDKLFDLKG;FKG;;DKF;GLD;FKLGFL'GL'FLG'FL'LDFL;GKGKGKGGGGGGGGGGGG;;KERL'LRT'LT'RL;EDDMFLDKLKLK;GK;DFG;FKG;FK;G *LOLA COLLAPSES AGAIN*

10 REASONS WHY JODIE MARSH IS A G

1. She has a lovely nose

2.Great silicons.

3.I just watched her on come dine with me. SHE CAN COOK!

4.Her hair is ever changing(great weave)

5.She has great vocabulary.

6. She was my ultimate big brother housemate......

7. She IS a vegetarian! vegetarians are nice.

8. Inspirational

9. She's kinda funny

10. and in general. i just liked her, you know..i just like her.

#LOLjk

lulz!

Lola,
Do you want to hear it? yes
'I like you, seriously. yer. YOU'

SHFJHKSDJFLFLSJDLFJLDJFLDJKLJGL,VCMVNCMGBDHFLKLKRELKLRKTLRK

with (other) compliments,etc
The Instant Replay Society

Just Dance

aside from the fact that i have fallen for the guy in this video ,

and aside from the fact that he sounds totally wasted

and looks completely high on herbs

HE IS SO FUCKING HOT AND I LOVE HIM....

if ever you find this guy wandering around Belgium or Europe, kidnap him and bring him to me .

( i will pay you a good price)

XX BYRON

Yo, this is the renaissance!

bagahahahahahahhahahahahahaha i can relate.

Oh yer, jlo did dedicated 30 secs to salsa dancing in that last video *gasps*

hahahahahhahahahababahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahha

Jenny From Ze Block

Do You Remeber When Jennifer Lopez Was So Deep Into Her Spanish Roots She'd Dedicate About 30 Seconds To Salsa Dancing In Her Videos?

marry me plz!

this is why they are one of my favourite bands of the past year. this performance was just..beautiful. *tries to hold back the tears* i joke i joke. i wont cry. aint i baby yah?

Why would wayne rooney cheat on colleen? C'MON, SHE'S THE FACE OF LITTLEWOODS!

Bustin nuts all in me

soooo goood, soooo gooood, i fucking jizzed on Justin Biebers tits and the muthafucker licked it off.

that is how grimey this night is!!

come down before 10pm you will get in for free and you get to click the link bitch>>> CUM ALL OVER Shamz Le Rocs fine ASS!

SOLD!

before you get stoned and forget
this is the Address

The Avalon
141-143 Shoreditch High Street, London E1 6JE
London, United Kingdom



XX BYRON

looking Fly in my G6

I love them they are sooo amazing and warmed up for ROBYN MUTHERPHUCKEUR!

when i watch this video i feel like i'm a dancer -really sad i know .
oh well......
^_^

YAAAAYYY
p.s i want an Asian Boyfriend..
any takers?

XX BYRON

'David and Samantha Cameron shows off new baby to media'

hahahahhhahahahahahaloooooool that was the newspaper header for the daily telegraph. what do you mean mr cameron shows off his baby to the media?
waaaa? when i first i saw....i would have expected david cameron to go the full mile and exhibit his baby at an art gallery..maybe the tate or something.

reason 25 why i dont watch news. im such sure little florence is adorable and whats not. but a 1 minute,35 second video on this? seriousllly? ermm i rather read about the future economic downfall of wandsworth. You get me drift? *sighs* well, i wont complain. atleast its not a 10 page story on cheryl cole's divorce.

this is reason 252 why i dont watch news.

us placers Lupe,Kanye,Pharrell & Thom Yorke

I CAN PLAY YOU ALL DAY ON I TUNES..........

The most AMAZING song from 3 of the MOST TALENTED POETS of our time. not to mention the original song writer Thom Yorke.

XXBYRON