BLEURRGH

SKY FERREIRA + ADIDAS = THANK YOU

Soo our babe sky was in the new adidas ad and this made me happy. ALSO, the neon orange lipstick is totallly kinda like amazing, yah?

ZOOOOOOOOPZOOP

THANK YOU BASED GOD

I DONT WANT A BIG ASS BOOTY

Tripoli, Libya: Rebels Seize Control Of Gaddafi Compound

Ya new girlfriend is old news
Yeen got enough green and she so blue yeah
Arab Money Records where dreams come true
Everything is easy baby leave it up to Godaffi Baby
Put it in the pot let it steam let it brew
Now watch it melt don't burn ya self

I see she wearing them jeans that show her butt crack
My girls can't wear that why, that's where my stash at
I put my mack down that's where you lack at
She need her candlelit and I'ma wax that

I rekindle the flame
She remember the name
It's Gadaffi Baby January December the same
Mama gimme that brain
Mama gimme that good
Cause I'm the fireman
You hear the firetruck

basically leave my dad alone!!
his face is melting for gods sake
XX BYRON

The Radical Rodents: Rats on Rats on Rats

Stussy Canada x Eager Beaver Lager

XX BYRON

This seasons HURRY UP and BUY!

please baby... lets play monopoly with these dice and i'll let you do that thing to me that you like soo much ;P

BBC all i can say is WOW and 'does this come in wine?' the cut of this jacket is of the same quality you would find at a saville row tailor, FLAWLESS FINISH as well as being incredibly versatile, i <3 this soo much , i will the small was small enough to fit my little elf frame :( , the moment my nephew is 15 i am getting him this, btw...


HAPPY BIRTHDAY in advance Christian :)
aunt Byron loves yous, ok ok... i get it this is embarrassing now, well at least i didn't post that pic of you as a baby floating in your mini tub butt naked... on second thoughts maybe talking about it is just as bad. oooppps...

supremes new bags >> oooh lalalala im literally jizzing for the red snake print , but the other two are all just as amazing



the one thing i love about timberland as well as there amazing laid back yet sophisticated style is that, the soles of these shoes will last you until Jesus comes back, honestly i have had a pair of 'Tims' since i was about 14 and the sole is still in good condition , which is more than i have to say for other brands *coughs* topshop brand shoes...




XX BYRON

Its a Party..Its a Party..It's a Partaaaayyy

get crunk... get high...get in there for free @ the Macbeth tomorrow night

*Bank Holiday Special*

its going to be sooo much fun darling!! :P

see you there


XX BYRON 

L O L

THANKYOU

IT'S A FAMILY AFFAIR

TEACH ME HOW TO BUNNY

BUNNY HOLIDAY(aka my future wifey) STRIKES AGAIN!!!

ZOOOOOOOOP!!!

THIS IS BY FAR THE VIDEO OF THE YEAR!

CHRISTINA, WHERE ARE YOU?

Soo like srrriussly babes, where are you?

LIKE URMMM AFTER DIP IT LOW everrythhhhhhhhnag kinda went down hill from there(no innuedo or pun intended)

IT SEEMS AFTER ROLLING AROUND IN WHAT SEEMED LIKE SHIT, U STILL A ONE HIT WONDER

WHY, BABES??

hmmmmm

& Y U ROLL LIKE A BABY SLAG WITH AUTO-TUNING WASTEMAN .....THEDREAM??

SUGARPIE,

DO RELEASE MORE TIME/ALARM RELATED SONGS, OKAY?

THANKS!

Yours sincerely,

the association of teenagers

1948 LONDON: A SHORT FILM

4THELUVOFTHEGAME from ISYS on Vimeo.

Soo i literally just saw this video and i was like 'whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, this is great'
I LOVE EVEYTHING ABOUT THIS FILM.

The casting was pretty much on point.
 This film touches upon themes such togetherness, love, hope, england and just being young.

Plus,this was also a commissioned film for nike. awesome huh?

ZOOOOPZOOOOP!!!

www.1948london.com

www.cierondoesstuff.com

This is the song of the year

 

XX BYRON

G. R. I. N .D meets W.T.C

No but how can this meech(barney button) at grind london release a collection which pays homage to wu tang clang by releasing this shirt and trading cards that features photos of brehs that look like micheal cera's love babies???


       THIS. IS. MESSSED UP AMAZING.

(my three favourites)

...not to mention, wu tang clan song that kinda made me wanna dye my huuuurrrrr blonde(and invest some money in the ice cream business)




OH CRAP, check out grind lanndaaand site aswell, durrrrrrr www.gettingrichisnodream.com

WATCH THE THRONE: imnotgassed(lies)

Okay, initially when i first heard the album, i wasnt...urmm impressed, like the beats were nice but i didnt feel it was.'legendary.. and i kinda found most of the songs mediocre and blahhhh(ps: niggas in paris is an amazing song)
....but then i got to this song(video above) featuring my boyfriend frank ocean....OBVIOUSLLY and i was kinda sceptical and pre-judging the song before i heard it then 5 seconds into it i was like 'WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?'

HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

• the instrumentals.
• frank's soothing and some what love making voice..........

YESPLEASSSSSSSSSSSE!

#251 HOW TO BE A BABY SLAG

• you MUST wear a (preferably american-ey)crop assss top even if you're not...urmm american and you kinda have look like a baby to pull off this....look.

CHEESE.

Urgh. sooo i had this dream last night and luckily i remember some fragments of it.
HERE IT IS.

 

• soo im in a blue room and the singer/rapper ghostpoet starts reciting 'im 44 years old, life's getting cold' and im immediately like what the fuck? 'WHAT DO YOU MEAN?' only for him not to respond and bring out one of those kids cut out pop up books for me to read.
• Another bit i remember is, me asking truce and michael to draw a stripper in illustrative form in my ideas book, only for truce to say 'thats immoral,man' and he walked out. Michael decides to take the challenge on drawing the stripper, then about 5 minutes later, i screamed in a some what high pitched 9 year old type voice saying 'YOU'RE DRAWING THE STRIPPER TOO STRIPPERISH, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?'

and....i woke up
well, thats all i remember for....now.

MORNING SUN

The BBC have no Respect for Truth

the way this reporter is being dismissive and disrespectful to this accomplished write/broadcaster is truly

D I S T G U S T I N G

there is no way in hell that she would speak to Stephen fry like that, i cannot help but this of the double standard that the BBC have, when the NF were burning down innocent people houses they didn't demonise them half as much as the Brixton protests and the Student protests.

All that Mr.Howe was trying to put across is that he wasnt surprised that events have happened as the tensions between Britain's youth and The police have been rising in recent years, politicians have ignore this fact . Now that it has come Back to haunt them, as time goes on it will become a whole lot clearer why these initial protests have escalated into mass looting and violence. It is now clear that its not just Opportunistic Mass Hysteria .

XXBYRON

literally blew my mind

Ok, so this is what happens when you let your newborns stay up late and watch Gangsta Rap videos on BET late. please stop this behaviour it is in NO WAY cute, you sound like you need your baby teeth pulled out.











you look like the baby slag mafia


safety

XXBYRON

LONDON RIOTS: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE POLICE?

OKAY.

Basically,

the rioters have arrived at clapham junctions.

THEY NEEEEEEEEEEEEED TO CARRLLM DOWN.

HOW CAN THEY LOOT MY MUMS FAVOURITE DEPARTMENT STORE ......debenhams?

IS IT BY FORCE?

URMM WHERE'S THE POLICE?

NOT-ONE-POLICE OFFICER-IN-SIGHT.

MYYY GAAAARRDDDD

BLOODY MEECHES.

SOO RELEVANT RIGHT NOW.

TICKLE MEISTER

YOOOOOO!!!!!!

IM MAKING A TICKLE MEISTER SERIES

 SOON TO BE IN THE GIRLFRIEND ZINE.

ZOOOOOOOOP.

THE TICKLE MEISTER IS THE FUNNIEST SMELLIEST AWESOMEIEST SLOP...EVER.

BARE MEECHY, INIT?

London Riots : This is just not Acceptable AT ALL

so i went out the other night with mate and im walking home in white chapel, fall asleep wake up at 2pm , leave the house and on my way to hackney i hear conversations going on, about 'omg ...didnt you hear, its sad init....like' to be honest i was half listening to slipnot, have baffled about the conversation i was eaves dropping on, but no more than 10 minutes after i arrive at my destination (laurens house) she tell me 'byron didnt you hear what happened....BLAH BLAH wlathomstowe...BLAH BLAh RIOTS ' and i was just confused how could this happen in the city i live in (i am aware riots have happened in london before) but what i mean is IN LONDON IN 2011

WHAT

THE

FUCK

?

i mean seriously certain people need to fix the fuck up or get the fuck out of life. How can you tell me that you couldn't wait the few weeks it takes for the police to get all their information together, but no instead you mr Hooded sea urchin had to make a mountain out of a mole hill, perhaps im wrong , perhaps there are holes in certain sections of society that cannot be fixed AS IN EVER!, or can only be disgusted philosophically at a University level Lecture and then only hypothetically (because we all know that YOBS have no self control and are just hell bent on destroying the world as we know it)

**PAUSE.......**

**breathes in through the mouth and out through the nose....**

CONTINUES....

point 1)

i just feel that every time young people are groups larger than five , people are very quick to demonise them and say that they are doing something Illegal or Vulgar. god help you if you are under the age of 25 and in a hooded jumper after a jog or going to the GYM and god help you if you are male and an ethnic minority. it is true that police pic on ethnic males under 25 , police pic on ethnic males over 25 its a fact but it does make it right or fair but for people to make that a base for mindless and reckless behaviour or PUBLIC PROPERTY because we all pay council tax and we all live in london (if your are a londoner). its just disgusting and Unruly behaviour, that goes to show that some people just have no thought of tomorrow or respect fro communal property.

point 2)

the coverage of these 'riots' are even more PATHETIC than the riots itself, how can an MP say that 'its not a riot ...BLAH BLAH...i dont really live here any way ... im on the train back to kent or somewhere thats less of a shit hole than YOUR area bloody YOBS'

the whole this is just so stupid ,that i really canot stress how STUPID it is, just go home and take get of your parents and/or get a job or go to college ....REALLY london ..THIS IS WHAT IT HAS COME TO?

point 3)

the people that are into the hype and mass hysteria of the riots, because to put it in its most simple and meaningless for it is just MASS HYSTERIA. this is ridiculous AS IF you are basically shitting on your own doorstep by burning and looting your local shops, SETTING FIRE to a carpet store...

A CARPET STORE people really? robbing curry's and Footlocker...REALLY?

ok

GENUIS ...

tell me what happens when you need to fix your ipod or want to buy new trainers or for arguments sake need a new carpet?

WHAT WILL YOU DO?

WHERE WILL YOU GO TO PURCHASE SUCH ITEMS?

i'll tell you where now where or maybe Ebay , and you will order a wii and get a sega.. thats what will happen, you are destroying local business , not sticking your finger up to the man ..

do you really think an organisation like Footlocker gives a shit if you destroy one store? ...erm. NO.. they have many a footlocker around the world (by the way for you chooch people, that doesn't mean that i believe it an ok thing to do just because its an international business)

point 4)

Innocent people on their way home ..are being assaulted by the idiots that have ' temporary mob mentality'.

ERM......

sorry thats possibly somebody's that you are about to mug/rape/punch in the face

do you just have no morals or are you a dog?

what would your parents say?

what would your friends say?

what would Jesus say?

come on at least one of these opinions would shock you into more socially acceptable actions.

if you are disinfranchised, disallusioned and disproportionatly disadvantaged from whats going on in your society then why not do something positive about it so that people would hear you out, even if they dont agree with your views, but a platform of violence solves nothing!!!

but hey ...who am i kidding? these actions had no social or political relevance, its just Bum Bum heads that want free shit and as a result of this , there will be less rights of public assembly. thanks you vulgar twat!...

SORT IT OUT LONDON!!!

jheeez.. you'd think that we where in some slum of harlem or something

*rolls eyes*

SERIOUSLY

IM SO APPALLED

XXBYRON

LOVE SPAM

OH hai
WAGWARRRRRRRRRRRRN.

HOWS THE RIOTING GOING 4 U?
I BEG, SOMEONE COP ME SOME JORDANS ,STILLLL

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FML

'Im a big hip hop fan, you know'

'Oh wow, do you like a tribe..?

'a tribe?'

'i meant....a tribe called quest'

'urrrm im sorry, im not following, who?'

BEST REACTION TO ANYTHING...EVER.

'funky house is an underrated genre'

'Sisqo is straight, right?'

'Will young has new album coming out'

'I need to bath, right now'

FUJI MASTER

My mum(who is nigerian,obvvvvvs) has been somewhat of a fan of this guy uncle for decades and i can understand why, HE-IS-A-G.

THROWING SHADE.

RIRI , IS THAT YOU,YH?

WHY IS EVERYONE THROWING SHADE?

cici aka ciara was throwing shade on twitter the other day.

mary j blige has been rumoured to throw shade too.

EVEN LIL KIM HAS BEEN THROWING SHADE?

IS IT BY FORCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE????

FAM