ADDICTED TO COKE.
For the past 10 days I’ve been drinking 2 cans of coca cola each day and thus have been causing me to feel both faintly and high.
I NEED HELP!
SOMEBODY GET ME A DOCTOR!
HERE COMES 2K12
Ight cool bludzzz
urmm merry Christmas and ting.
CURRENT STATE: craving food from chicken cottage and realising that bashment music is the best. Not to mention, that amie's hair resembles that of baby slag conoisseur Erykah Badu.
Okay, so I’m been thinking about this year and so.
Well, firstly I truly learnt the difference between true friends and sponge cakes.
I also realised I spent half the year thinking and not being as proactive as I would have like to have been.
POSITIVE NOTES: My Photography shit really picked up.
NOT-SOO POSITIVE NOTES: I’m getting FAT.
Urmmm not to mention, I realised how much of a meech I am and the fact my ex-boyf constantly airs me.
P E A K.
However, this year I met soo many amazing people that I couldn’t imagine another life without.
I learnt that I shouldn’t be soo passive or complacent aswell.
I should also be grateful for people that have helped me and ting.
Blah di blah
Actually this is long.
But Next year will hopefully be a dope year.
This plan is be an alt girl in wales with a Nigerian food blog with Clara (aka nkechi).
urmm merry Christmas and ting.
CURRENT STATE: craving food from chicken cottage and realising that bashment music is the best. Not to mention, that amie's hair resembles that of baby slag conoisseur Erykah Badu.
Okay, so I’m been thinking about this year and so.
Well, firstly I truly learnt the difference between true friends and sponge cakes.
I also realised I spent half the year thinking and not being as proactive as I would have like to have been.
POSITIVE NOTES: My Photography shit really picked up.
NOT-SOO POSITIVE NOTES: I’m getting FAT.
Urmmm not to mention, I realised how much of a meech I am and the fact my ex-boyf constantly airs me.
P E A K.
However, this year I met soo many amazing people that I couldn’t imagine another life without.
I learnt that I shouldn’t be soo passive or complacent aswell.
I should also be grateful for people that have helped me and ting.
Blah di blah
Actually this is long.
But Next year will hopefully be a dope year.
This plan is be an alt girl in wales with a Nigerian food blog with Clara (aka nkechi).
HOW DOES THIS VIBRATING TING WORK AGAIN?
Soo the other day a mate of mine bought me this 40 quid clit stimulator shit as an early birthday present. At first i was obviously like 'brav, i dont need this' but then realised as an ever growing hormonal teen, this is vital as it could be my replacement for actually HAVING S E X with aids ridden chong tings.
**tumble weed**
urmm soo How this thing works? you put it in your pants and you have a remote control where you can control the speed or vibration level.
However, Due to the fact, im kinda like a meech and didnt know i was supposed to use it like a vibrating dildo. Instead i just casssjuually left it in my pants whilst waiting for something special to happen....which didnt.
**awkward silence**
I FELT N O T H I N G GUYS, nothing
urgh.
well, the moral of the story is SEX TOYS ARENT 4 ME.
5 reasons why i love : Waka Flocka Flame
1
he has alliteration in his name and Mrs. flocka flame (new life ambition) rolls of the tongue very well
2
he created new hope in me for my very own rap career, you no longer have to speak in coherent sentences to be a rapper
3
he has a giant green diamonte teddy bear for an alarm clock
4
his music makes me very angry and makes me dance aggressively like a tall black man with dreadlocks, which is as it happens it a FUCKING awesome workout (lost 6 pounds, just dancing to grove st party)
5
He is part of brick squad ( which as a londoner i can only assume is a very good building society...so good they called themesleves squad)
SWISHHHHHHHHHHH!
p.s i love hoodrich guys with tattoos and dreadlocks....its a good fetish to have at least i don't get of on amputee porn.*coughs* Mason Erlington
tints
:)
XXBYRON
If she can speak in complete sentences you ain't eating it right
Grab her.....
Lay her ass back down and do it again...
RESTART...
If her legs aint trembling like bambi,
YOU AINT EAT IT RIGHT!
XXBYRON
From Chelsea to Cholo
a close friend of funmi's *coughs*....... ELENA
who is the most sweet...mostkinda... russian mayfair doll
but just 1hr of hair and make up and she is CHOLO queen of brooklyn/dalston
......
and most beloved leader of our mini girl gang
Saw wayyy too many of these this summer
LOVE
LIFE
LOVE
YOUR
>>>>CERVIX<<<<
CLICK ABOVE FOR INFORMATION ON CERVICAL CANCER
ITS IMPORTANT FOR YOUR LIFE
AND
VAGINA
From your friendly local aristocrat
XX BYRON
THINGS YOU LEARN IN UNI
- Everything you'd been taught in college was completely irrelevant.
- Guys who buy you pizza will show you their penis
- HERPES IS REALZZ
- ALL Rugby guys have herpes
- You will have sex with a GUY part of the medieval society
- the pagan society IS EVILE
- If you dont smoke, you will, in the attempt to be a B E G
- Every penny counts
- Girls count 'being on the pill' as 'using a condom'
- White people dont shower
- Black people dont shower
- Perfume is the new body spray
- DRUGS IS READILY AVAILABLE just casjjjually.
- All your lecturers life ambition is to FUCK YOU UP WITH ALL THE MUNDANE JARGONS.
DAMN
W A G W A R N N, apologises for not reallly posted anything PRODUCTIVE as i have started university and have been rather busy with lecturers being all jargon-ish with me, WHOAAAAAAAAAAAA. GO ME LA LA LA
I AM A BIG GUUUURL IN A BIG SCHOOL.
OHHHHHH YEHHHH **grins**
but yes, omg. Soo YESTERDAY at some girls 21st bday, i got sooooooooooooooooooooo drunk to the point i was swimming in my own puke.
#SWAG
Thankfully, my amazing friends saved me from all the rapey guys.
(YES, there are QUITE a lot of rapey hot guys in my uni which is in a teeeeeny weeny village in wales) #NORATING
Soo im just about to have a nap before going to my mate's house parrrie WHICH I WILL NOT DRINK ALCOHOL as i dont waaaannna be a meeech again.
PEACE Y'ALL
PURE TEARS RIGHT NOW
"I would read other fashion blogs, but if your girl's ass was as soft as Garance's you wouldn't read them either" - Scott Schuman
CALM DOWN BBZZ
My friends are having a parrrrtttty tonight, sooo y'all should come and it's free.
Shame i wont be there due to uni tings but POP DOWN I HEARD SOME BABY MEECH SIOBHAN BELL sooo that should be pretty dope.
Shame i wont be there due to uni tings but POP DOWN I HEARD SOME BABY MEECH SIOBHAN BELL sooo that should be pretty dope.
TEXTBOOK LOVER
W A G W A R N, yeaaah sooo i wanted to do an insightful post (well go into a tangent ) about sub clubs and how they affect as a society,etc,etc but i'll save that for another day due to me feeling some how urmmm L A Z Y. However, here's some photos that pretty much depict the state of mind set im in at the moment.
L O V E
TO celebrate International pirate day, WHICH IM OBVVIOUSLYY CELEBRATING 'ME HEARTIES' but illlammman was actually a meech in the above video.
THANKS.
THANKS.
ROOKIE OF THE YEAR?
urmm so yesterday i found out the nominees for the hip hop awards and i was slllying impresssed. The 'rookie of year' nominees were fair enough, a bit disappointing,doe; partially because curen$y was not there(but to be fair, he hasnt released anything this year that had an 'oooooomph') soo meh.
Here are the nominees,stillllllll.
1.Big K.R.I.T.
Okay, soooo this guy was someone who last year i would have said, 'yes, he should win' due to pretty insightful poetic songs like 'Children of the world' but but BRUV, its been a year and you've been resorted to making tedious tunes with ludacris.
FAYYUULLLL.
2.Big Sean
nah so this gucci wearing kanye baby meech protege does gethipsters people gasssed, init?
Lyricallly? yeah, he's ight.
the fact he has put his 'buzz' into good use and recordedHIGHLY mainstreaaaam dope tunes like marvin & chardonnay.
(if kanye's illumattiii works, you could might win....okay..you wont)
ps: NEVER RECORD A SONG WITH ROSCOE DASH. I HATE HIM HHHHHHHHATE.
3.Frank Ocean
My future husband frank, okay, i wont be bias because i want to have his talented babies but he is nominated for the nostalgia,ULTRA mixtape which he samples the likes of coldplay, radiohead and rambles about his love life, his obsessions, hates,etc and is just brillliant.
listen his tunesss and LITERALLY forget about the hype.
He more than anyone probably needs this award to give him that.......PUSH, you know?
4.Diggy Simmons
Sooo this baby meech from that show with rev run(his dad)..urmm the thing is im sort of proud that he's doing his own thang but the problem is HE HASNT BROUGHT ANYTHING NEW TO THE GAME, like literally nothing. Its like eating dry garri with NO sugar or even water.
P A R
5.Tyler the Creator
Probably even favourite to win as 'HE IS SOOOOOOO DIFFERENT N SHIZZZZZ'
Its sort of funny as tyler has been hyped up soooooooooooo much to the point there is no more hype, left.
But forget about alll that shizz and remember this boy is AMAZING and very talented(listen to CIRCA '08/9 odd future stuff and you'll get what i mean)
6.Wiz Khalifa
urmm Why is wiz even nominated this year??
Can BET stop being late? To be honest, he should have beeen nominated last year or the year before as this year. HE AINT A ROOKIE. pffffft
PLUS, his new albumkinda sucks!
Here are the nominees,stillllllll.
1.Big K.R.I.T.
Okay, soooo this guy was someone who last year i would have said, 'yes, he should win' due to pretty insightful poetic songs like 'Children of the world' but but BRUV, its been a year and you've been resorted to making tedious tunes with ludacris.
FAYYUULLLL.
2.Big Sean
nah so this gucci wearing kanye baby meech protege does get
Lyricallly? yeah, he's ight.
the fact he has put his 'buzz' into good use and recorded
(if kanye's illumattiii works, you could might win....okay..you wont)
ps: NEVER RECORD A SONG WITH ROSCOE DASH. I HATE HIM HHHHHHHHATE.
3.Frank Ocean
My future husband frank, okay, i wont be bias because i want to have his talented babies but he is nominated for the nostalgia,ULTRA mixtape which he samples the likes of coldplay, radiohead and rambles about his love life, his obsessions, hates,etc and is just brillliant.
listen his tunesss and LITERALLY forget about the hype.
He more than anyone probably needs this award to give him that.......PUSH, you know?
4.Diggy Simmons
Sooo this baby meech from that show with rev run(his dad)..urmm the thing is im sort of proud that he's doing his own thang but the problem is HE HASNT BROUGHT ANYTHING NEW TO THE GAME, like literally nothing. Its like eating dry garri with NO sugar or even water.
P A R
5.Tyler the Creator
Probably even favourite to win as 'HE IS SOOOOOOO DIFFERENT N SHIZZZZZ'
Its sort of funny as tyler has been hyped up soooooooooooo much to the point there is no more hype, left.
But forget about alll that shizz and remember this boy is AMAZING and very talented(listen to CIRCA '08/9 odd future stuff and you'll get what i mean)
6.Wiz Khalifa
urmm Why is wiz even nominated this year??
Can BET stop being late? To be honest, he should have beeen nominated last year or the year before as this year. HE AINT A ROOKIE. pffffft
PLUS, his new album
WORIT x CONVERSE
Arhhh I saw this the other day and i couldnt stop laughing as it LITERALLLLY reminded me of my secondary school-slicked-up-hurr-days. smh... but yeah,converse crewdem gave the workit their new new bag to add to magggii to new line soo here's one of the photos
Rest can be seen here: www.youworkit.co.uk/2011/back-to-school/
Models: larry and rivah
www.converse.co.uk
Models: larry and rivah
www.converse.co.uk
IT'S NOT EVEN A POEM
"I like sincerity. I lack sincerity. These are not opinions, these are not words of wisdom, this is a disclaimer, a disclaimer for my lack of education, for my loss of inspiration, for my unnerving quest for affection and my perfunctory shamefulness towards many who are of my relative age. It’s not even a poem. It’s just a big pile of shit. Like me." - written by Kurt Cobain
she turned you bocat and now you lick toes
Notice how dizzee actually sounds like his crying.
like EMOTIONAL.
hajaghsghsggsaghasgs OHMYGOD
GOLDEN BEACH
Ay bludzz.
Basically there's some pretty awesome event going on at the village underground in hipster central...shoreditch
called 'A Typical Day on Golden Beach' ON SEPTEMBER THE 16TH
There's gonna be totally rad alt bands such as the tribes.
Plus, some arty farty installations going down.
oh DID I MENTION THAT? free lomo cameras and ting will be on hand to borrow for the night
BRAP!!!!
AND ENTRY IS F R E E
soo if you fancy going, RSVP here: events@the1234shoreditch.com
Basically there's some pretty awesome event going on at the village underground in hipster central...shoreditch
called 'A Typical Day on Golden Beach' ON SEPTEMBER THE 16TH
There's gonna be totally rad alt bands such as the tribes.
Plus, some arty farty installations going down.
oh DID I MENTION THAT? free lomo cameras and ting will be on hand to borrow for the night
BRAP!!!!
AND ENTRY IS F R E E
soo if you fancy going, RSVP here: events@the1234shoreditch.com
Y-OH COMING SOON
WAGWARNN G'S.
IM PRETTY EXCITED 4 THE Y-OH SITE TO LAUNCH AS ITS GONNA PRETTY DOPE AND NOT TO MENTION I'LL BE CONTRIBUTING TO IT n TING.
in the meantime, check out the
note to self: stop saying dope.
SKEEN
Soo i asked an innocent question regarding if english frank is polish,ONLY to get literally TONS of @'s from meeches saying? BLAH BLAH 'HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?' 'THE CLUE IS IN HIS STAGE NAME, DUHHH' HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA OKAY. CALM DOWN GUYS.
LOOOK AT THE VIDEO BELOW AND TELL ME HE DOESNT SEEM FRESH.
LOOOK AT THE VIDEO BELOW AND TELL ME HE DOESNT SEEM FRESH.
I used to be a clown,but then i shot Osama
can you believe this conformist propaganda ....and they took it seriously in the 70's
all i can say is that
THIS
IS
CREEPY
this is by far the strangest this to come from america...yes even stranger than Donald Trumps hairline
XX BYRON
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