for LOVE/HATE MAIL or other shizzz email us at wearenotgully@gmail.com
PLEASE EAT. YOU ARE NOT FAT. CURVY IS THE NEW TING. NO.....IT IS.
LOOK AT KIM KARDASSHIAN.
WEIRD SHAPED GLASSES ARE COOL OK? ermm maybe not in brixton, as you'll get slap but yeah..you gerr my point.

glittery stuff in your tea is amazing. AND IM NOT TALKING ABOUT DRUGS.
SKY FERREIRA is a pretty dope singer and she has amazing hair.
SHE'S LIKE THE MODERN DAY RAPUNZEL.
KANO, MY LOVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
I LOVE YOU.
NO. SERIOUSLY.


also...Tim westwood, FOR FUCK SAKES. STOP TALKING. STOP.
JHEEEZ.

JULIE STOP BEIING ANNOYING. have sex. PLEASE.


@MikillPane Julie would last as long as Nick Griffin in Nigeria.

@itsonlyLARRY This Julie girl is so annoying!! #thefamily

@marvinjay why does Julie talk with her mouth at a slant like she's Pharrell?

@wearenotgully: Julie is frustrated. HAVE SEX. HAVE SEX. I WILL GIVE YOU DRUGS. PLEASE. RELAX! #thefamily

@1msbell  @XianLoves Julie just needs to go Jamaica get a dagger dance

it don't S M E L L like T E E N S SPIRITS

ERM KURTYZ?
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO KILL YOURSELF?
WE COULD HAVE BEEN FRIENDZ!

IM DEPRESSEED...NOW. because kurt cobain died when i was still dancing to fucking teletubbies.

*waves hands frantically*

                                                 HIYAAAA HOMIES

Can the snow stop? IM KINDA BORED NOW
However, if you like the snow or just enjoy self pain like me, watch this 148 photo complication of the snow in the beautiful place we call ....england..
ALSO, i still love zayn malik, i watched this ustream video like a PERVERT. I THINK WE HAVE A NEW JUSTIN BIEBER....(not really...his berrrrra. ouch.)
BRAP!  #gassed
I have sooo much love for this dude for just being a fantastic actor. LIES.
his reaaaaally leng and even though his going to be the new spiderman and technically i should be angry because...everyone adores tobeyy maguirrre..but LATERZ. this garfield is on the money(if that makes sense)
and finallly 'THIS MUST FELLA LOVES HIS GIRL'
When i first saw this video was like 'whaaaaaaaat'?
as i thought it was scripted..the forst 5 secs then she SHOCKED HIM.
WHO DOES THAT??(...well someone that whats to make really funny videos for me and you to watch)
hahahahhaahahhaha.
are they still together..now?
who was filming this?
HOW DID THE BOYFRIEND NOT KNOW...something was up...?

ATTENTION EVERYONE!!!!!

I WANT TO BE VIDEO GURL IN A PREFERABLY LIL WAYNE VIDEO.
SOMEBORRIE MAKE IT HAPPEN.

EMAIL: wearenotgully@gmail.com

OK? SAFE.

IF YOU MISS THAT LUNAR ECLIPSE thingy bob......

HERE IT IS......



Thanks, ryan seacrest for the heads up.

USED PEOPLE...movie trailer

hahahaaahhahahahahhahahahahahahhah imcrying.
ALWAYS

YOU NEVER CATCH ME ON THE JEREMY KYLE SHOW


YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY UNCLE WRETCH 32 IS ON THE BBC SOUND POLL LIST THINGY.



MEANING HIS GOING TO BE RICH AND FAMOUS.


YAAAAY. AND HE'LL BE PERFORMING AT GLASTONSBURY and TING........SOON!!!



SHE'S AMAZING.....................

Untitled from blubellasky on Vimeo.


It turns out she's bip's sister(http://www.bipling.com/) and she's proves in  the video below, if you stunning. you can almost do the dutty wine/whip you hair dance to classical music and make it look dope.


'Listern to this with the blue danube' from blubellasky on Vimeo.
AMIE IS NO LONGER MY FRIEND ANYMORE.

SOME ANY NEXT EMO.

i was a BADMAN IS JAIL....wheres CARLOS?!?



carlos....
carlos...

for te love of god will somebody please find this man his CARLOS?... so that we can confirm that he wasn't "banging man in jail"
all i am saying is that....if i was bashy , i would have burst into tears... but i'm no and he didn't sooooo....yaaay for him....
but the way ghetto was shouting at him i could just see spores of spit hitting people in the face....calm down ghetto its only a commercial jheez ,we know you like pussy not penis....as for bashy that's yet to be decided as he drives away on his bus

XX BYRON

I'm in love with nerdy white bread american boys

ok...ok... so i know i just did a math post but i realllly reaally love this guy

i fucking love this song, so much....the lyrics are genius

i think i'm quickly merging into a possible sex offender..... i will be waiting t the school gate for anyone with a bowl cut, thick rimmed glasses and
the blank look in their eyes that screams.......
"virgin"
alhough my heart is united colours of benneton and i am a black-moor lady
this offer of sexual deviance is only available to "white bread" American virgins, i will take Asian, but only east Asian and uber nerdy not cool Japanese Asians, i want CHINESEASY!!!!!




XX BYRON

When you love MATH more than your penis


I REALLY DON'T BELIEVE THAT THESE GUYS ARE ACTUAL REAL LIFE NERDS, THEY ARE REALLY...REALLY...HOT!!!

heads up the guy at the end is a believable nerd ,im sure he is the 50 year old virgin





ALSO CAN EVERYONE BE NICE TO FUNMI WHITTLE THIS MOUNTH I THINK SH'ES TURNING 50 OR SOMETHING...

MEH


XX byron

DO YOU FANCY WINNING A IPOD? yes? thought so.

HELLO? HIYAA???
YOU, ALRIGHT YEAH???
Basically tell us what you think of the battlefront website & the online tv show;  http://www.battlefront.co.uk/ by taking part in the survey >>>>>  HERE <<<<<
To take part in the survey and enter the prize draw for the iPod, you must be aged 16 or over. The survey will close on 4th Jan 2011. The prize draw will take place shortly after and the winner will be notified by email within two weeks of the closing date.

HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY?

*sighs* i actually miss destiny child

but yes. how are you, lovelies?
i apoloogize that NOT one member of the wang crew did a post for what feels like years.
im guessing they've all been abducted by louie spence
soo im sorry.
well, im beeen feeling pretty meh. since i realised...or remembered im turunng 19 next week. IM OLD. like. i have to do something
i feel like my youth is going ever soo fast.
on the bright side im no longer a baby slag *snaps*
but serioussssly, me..19? i still look about 14.
*cries again*
well, moving on.
in other news, this weather has been a supersuper success soo ive resulting to wearing my year 9 super disgusting blackjacket.
NER.

Disclaimer:reading this post back. i think i might have a hint of skitso.

WTF? #demo2010


Now i understand why bbc didnt show any news coverage of the student protest after 5pm.
WANG TV
...i forgot we launched it two weeks. ago......WHAT A MEECH!

im sorry for the comment about 'not wanting any brunette guys to email us' but i really have a thing for ginger guys. SOO LENG..you just dont.understand
bruv!

BEST DAY EVERZZZ..sooo far

Alright amigas. im currently in lesson attemping to do work but ive found myself jerkkking off to luke worrall. LOLjk. in addition to that, the first years are selling sweets,carrot cakes(eurggh!) and popcorn for childrens in need. hahhahahaha i predict them to make about £20. hahhaha no. seriuussssly. their pricing for stuff are sooooo cheap. like 20p for a cake. WTF? that's amazing.



Soo me being the good samaritan. I bought one popcorn.. then two popcorn. then A WHOLE LOTTA MORE POPCORN for myself. obviously.
the point is im overdosing on popcorn right now in the name of...charity. HELP!



SIDENOTE:hahhahahhahah my mate polina is reading some shakespeare sonnets. the thing is ..i know she'll get all emotional in a minute and be like 'Oh, romeo was sooooo amazing. WHY DID HE DIE???' and i'll be like 'It was wasn't real. fiction? remember!

I love autistic boys....so trusting



littlenuggets of gold like this, are why i can go through all the crap that WSHH has to offer.

 



xx byron

If you wanna see my nipples tonight


unlike many musicians of today, nobody can hit the niche of hilarious like my aunty majela. i love her and next year we are going to Nigeria for a penis hunt.
this woman is gold, and don't start with the whole "you disgrace my race thing" because you are not worried about other black people starving in other countries so just shut up




 

XX BYRON

For the love of beard




OMG

SO YOU KNOW ABOUT MY RATIONAL LOVE OF click to buy BEARDS

i want one now,

note: the first person to get a beard cap , i will not only date you i will love you,like no woman has ever loved a man wearing a fake wooly beard .


everyone looks good in one, and cute too
even paedophiles


XX BYRON

head in hands




sometimes this is how i feel. sometimes, i just want to jump off the cliff that is Rihannahs for-head, right now i'm just feeling a bit down in the dumps,but at least my hair isn't period blood red.


*Sighs*





XX BYRON

it will soon cost £10000 to go to school




dear uk gvernment,

you do realise that the more it costs to send anyone of your youth to school, then the likelihood of your next generation of voters to have an iq above 10 is going to be slim to none, i suppose hat what you're aiming for anyway right? i mean the less intelligent people are the more they will vote for any party will a smile and a macdonalds voucher, without reading your manifesto. i is obvious to me that you would rather your countries youth be crippled with debt or engaging in battle with a country that has less arms than a quadriplegic nun.

i'm saying his because this now means, when i'm at uni next year, the rest of my degree will now cost half way between £9000-£10000 from a little over £3000,what a ridiculous jump, why don't you just give me a baseball bat and point me in the direction of the queen . don't insult my intelligence and don't let attacks on the queen become common practice.(by the way theladybyron actually loves the queen, at least she isn't prince Charles ,however we shan't get into that)

so if i rob a bank from being in so much debt once my degree is finished, that.. good sir.. is ON YOU


i really wish i had been at the protest two weeks ago. i feel like as a voting member of the youth i have been betrayed by both parties, which goes to show what we already knew, is that our governments, neither care for or can adequately deal with our needs as a voting and non-voting public. protests or not, how can we really show our discontent with the way things are going , whilst statistically people under the age of 25 don't really vote what annoys me is that 10 years ago there was plenty that we could do to show how concerned we were about new laws and the tweaking of old laws, but slowly eroding way's of keeping your government in check


so thanks for that and FUCK YOU


and to the youth of britain, the next time you vote for a party read their manifesto, read not just what they say they will do but how they say they will achieve that.
oooooohhhh and one more thing....

vote and make sure your peers votes, get politically active, because if you don't then you will not be able to complain when England is in a dystopic society






XX BYRON

5 reasons why: i like Rick Ross aka Big Meech





1. he's a big meech and does't like 50 cent ...apparently


Bold
2. his real name is "William Leonard Roberts II" how gangster is his name? AMAZING i would give him a proper title and call him Lord willy :) oh the puns will be endless ....


3. he REALLY has a niche for white chicks, as long as he isn't call me a bitch and a hoe i don't care. good for him

4. he looks like a big baby when he smiles or attempts to raise his arms ,due to him being *coughs* slightly overweight and all, i just want to sink into him like a pillow he looks like my leather sofa.

5. he makes some pretty decent tunes like this,the way i skank to this is unbelievable, i move like an epileptic and my friend plays this song when he has to take a big shit.







i will definately be doing more posts on this guy because right now, im telling you , i LOVE HIM SOOO MUCH,

dear, BIG ROZAY

please adopt me
and on occasion we can smoosh
but i wanna be on top
just sayin...



XX BYRON

M A I L TIME

Hey jolie,
remember when you were reallly cool and you did awesome random movies. Ahem. but BAM you married my husband then WHATCHA KNOW? you start adopting babies from around the globe and became a totally charity biatch. like, serioussssly. WHY ARE YOU THE UN AMBASSADOR?? ohh i know why because your kinda amazzzing. ok, im slightly jealous of charity giving ways.
SNAPS!
your sincerely,
the association of meeches.

freshtings

the beautiful watches from the amazing italian o'clock has launched and I LOVE EM. they kinda remind me of candy. meaning i want to eat them. yes. I WANT TO EAT THESE WATCHES!


also the new brixton hats has arrived and if i was a guy *ciara voice* i would cop them but im not and i have a weirdly shaped head. soo meh. but they're nice though.
alll available to purchase from www.steadyguy.co.uk

XFACTOR...ermm hotties!

MATT, matt, i know. crying is your thing and the fact your voice is practically falsetto makes me want to have your babies. Also you seems like you give great head? hah joke.




WAGNER/VAGNER.your remarkably annoying: like c'mon STOP TALKING. STOP DANCING!!! but your brazilian sooo everything you do is kinda amazing and your probably a star in bed,soo i'll allow you.


Zain, my lovely. is it wrong that i touch myself whenever you come on my tv screeN? ermm no. ITS A FREE COUNTRY!!!!. Also i think your face is beautiful and i want to be your groupie. As long as that doesnt involve me facing a jail sentence.

dude, look at his hand movements



all i have to say is ......
i wish he was my nursery teacher
at least i would have longer arms by now!


XX BYRON

fizzle my crackizzle



XX BYRON

I'm so special YAR..?


i have a slight problem, the people on my course..(which is fine art, yh yh i know art ponce)

have this undying believe, that they were created in a spontaneous combustion of art and sparkle and creativity and the-holy-mountain type of abstract yet completely socially relevant bubble.

please just FAAAWWWRK off , can it. honestly the cheek of some people. I'm not saying that what your are doing is any less amazing, although the simple fact is that , if it hasn't been done before it has at least been thought of before by someone at some point in the cosmos. JUST SAYING. i too have been frustrated to boil my brain on an idea then type into google my idea only to find that some farmer-that-got-hit-in-the-head-with-a-baton-which-in-turn-switched-on-some-synapse-in-his-brain , had the exact same idea and executed it how i would have. coincidence? i think not.
the fact is that there are 6 billion + people in the world, you can't expect minds not to cross along the way, there are parts of the mind we haven't even discovered or know how to reach, what people should realise is that even great genius doesn't use all of the brains potential. what makes people feel that they are so unique in a world where a minority of genes separate us from other types of beings (don't get ghost buster on me, i mean animals)

even IQ tests are only in relation to the society you live in , who's to separate the population by how quickly they completed X and Y ? the idea is simply LUDICROUS .

sense of style, hairstyle, the music that you listen to. has all been done before by someone at some point in time, wearing black =done before painting your face all colours of the world=done before, and kraftwerk did the whole electro thing when people where still listening to Abba and rocking huge afro's.

it has just come to my attention that young people in the art world or any subculture seem to feel that by doing this and wearing that ,they are somewhat special or amazing and anybody that does what they do is simply "copying them"

to this type of person i say GET OVER YOUR SELF AND SEEK Jesus
you make me feel physically sick

this type of person believes lady gaga is "unique and special"

sorry to burst your bubble but, she is manufactured just like thing else in America and the wonderful world of music in this century,
im pretty sure Tchaikovsky would be turning in his grave to see how easily lead people are by sub standard music, without any philosophical or celestial meaning , nothing in any of these songs add meaning to life and if they do then i feel sorry for the life you are wasting.

i dont know who is gassing you about your lifestyle
it just seems this type of person resides in east London or
that.....
this is the type of person you see at punk clutching a leather jacket, wearing loafers and saying that other people look "FIERCE"


what are you ACTUALLY doing with your life?

please get out of my face with your real problems and false life

of course there are some people who don't have to force "creativity" some people are just innately unique