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Welcome to brighton

This is Elliot. He’s trying his hardest here to grate some nutmeg so he can have a vomit inducing trip for the next few hours. He gave up and ended up drinking some ayuasca instead.

Lowell is one of my favourite people ever and yes his name really is Lowell. This is after a night at volks he decided hugging a litre of vodka was better than trying to sober up.

The famous pavilion gardens (pavvy g) used by all teenagers and tramps as a place to get pissed, do k and listen to dubstep on their phones.

Brighton seems to have begun developing a gang culture (a really shit one). The majority of these lads are actually middle class private school kids who listen to grime and their main dream in life is to live in Brixton.